Looking for funny Alaska puns to share with friends before a trip to Alaska? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Alaska Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Alaska jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Alaska Puns & Jokes
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The Best Alaska Puns for Alaska Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite X puns for every circumstance.
Alaska City Puns
Did Juneau that you’re my hero?
There’s no place like Nome.
Most Alaskans don’t keep their money in greedy banks, they keep it in Fairbanks.
Let’s play a game of Ketchican.
If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska, they’d live in Seward.
A visit to Alaska is a Homer run.
Fort Yukon have whatever you like.
I always feel Whittier in Alaska.
Here we come a Wasilla-ing among the leaves so green. (for any Alaska Christmas trips)
Always use Port Protection
Alaska Travel Puns
I don’t know, but Alaska.
May the North be with you.
This place is Totem-ly awesome.
We had a heli good time in Alaska.
Lots of women wish they could say Iditarod.
We’ll be burning up like Northern Lights
Relax and get a glacial
Come on baby, Northern Lights my fire
Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt
Alaska Highway to Hell
How are you Bering being away from me?
What would you do for a Klondike Gold Rush?
I spilled someting on my shirt. Do you have a Tidewater Stick?
In Alaska they drink Mountain Dude
I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
These mountains are hill areas.
I’ll take an order of Chicken Nugget Falls
Are we having Funter Bay yet?
This thing weighs a Tundra.
Alaska Food Puns
I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing.
It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
We love coming here for the halibut.
Alaska Animal Puns
You simply moose visit Alaska!
This place is otter-ly amazing.
I just can’t bear to be away from you for so long.
Whale, we’re having a great time!
A trip to Alaska is very a-moose-ing.
It’s not un-ewe-usual to see dall sheep in Alaska.
Shake your Caribou-se
It’s never a moose-take to come to Alaska.
Cheer up, dall face.
Alaska Cruise Puns
Open the gates and seas the day.
Buoy are these views fantastic!
I haven’t got a crew.
Feeling nauti here in Alaska.
It’s a-boat time you took a vacation.
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