50 Amazing Alaska Puns & Jokes for Alaska Instagram Captions

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Looking for funny Alaska puns to share with friends before a trip to Alaska? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Alaska Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Alaska jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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Jokes about Alaska Puns for Alaska Instagram Captions

 

 

How to Use these Alaska Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Alaska Whatsapp statuses, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

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The Best Alaska Puns for Alaska Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite X puns for every circumstance.

 

Alaska City Puns

 

Alaska

 

Did Juneau that you’re my hero?

 

Anchorage Aweigh

 

There’s no place like Nome.

 

Most Alaskans don’t keep their money in greedy banks, they keep it in Fairbanks.

 

Let’s play a game of Ketchican

 

If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska, they’d live in Seward.

 

Alaska

 

A visit to Alaska is a Homer run.

 

Fort Yukon have whatever you like.

 

I always feel Whittier in Alaska.

 

Here we come a Wasilla-ing among the leaves so green. (for any Alaska Christmas trips)

 

Always use Port Protection

 

 

Alaska Travel Puns

 

Alaska

 

I don’t know, but Alaska.

 

May the North be with you.

 

This place is Totem-ly awesome.

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We had a heli good time in Alaska.

 

Lots of women wish they could say Iditarod.

 

Alaska

 

We’ll be burning up like Northern Lights 

 

Relax and get a glacial

 

Come on baby, Northern Lights my fire

 

Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt

 

Alaska Highway to Hell

 

How are you Bering being away from me?

 

Alaska

 

What would you do for a Klondike Gold Rush?

 

I spilled someting on my shirt. Do you have a Tidewater Stick?

 

In Alaska they drink Mountain Dude

 

I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.

 

These mountains are hill areas.

 

Alaska

 

I’ll take an order of Chicken Nugget Falls

 

Are we having Funter Bay yet?

 

This thing weighs a Tundra.

 

 

Alaska Food Puns

 

Alaska King Crab

 

I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.

 

Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing.

 

It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.

 

Etouffe, Brute?

 

We love coming here for the halibut

 

 

Alaska Animal Puns

 

Alaska

 

You simply moose visit Alaska!

 

This place is otter-ly amazing.

 

I just can’t bear to be away from you for so long.

 

Whale, we’re having a great time!

 

A trip to Alaska is very a-moose-ing.

 

Alaska

 

Good bison.

 

It’s not un-ewe-usual to see dall sheep in Alaska. 

 

Shake your Caribou-se

 

It’s never a moose-take to come to Alaska.

 

Cheer up, dall face.

 

 

Alaska Cruise Puns

 

Alaska

 

Open the gates and seas the day.

 

Buoy are these views fantastic!

 

I haven’t got a crew.

 

Feeling nauti here in Alaska.

 

It’s a-boat time you took a vacation.

 

 

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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out outdoors where tourists can easily have accidents.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

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Jokes about Alaska Puns for Alaska Instagram Captions

 

2 thoughts on “50 Amazing Alaska Puns & Jokes for Alaska Instagram Captions”

  1. I have a Kenai for puns. I really do! I came up with these during my Stay-at-Nome Order. There are theorists who believe this sickness is all an Aleutian, but I don’t do conspiracy theories, I’m just not that Inuit. But anyway, go to Alaska, even if you must buy, beg, Barrow or steal to do it. You can just Eek by…or you can have your Kake and eat it, too, Juneau what it takes! Then you’ll be Top Nenana. Oh, and Alaska is safe from invasion…Noatak!

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