Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm
Looking for funny animal puns to share with friends and family?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as animal captions or an animal status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite animal jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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How to Use these Animal Puns & Jokes
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The Best Animal Puns for Animal Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite animal puns for every circumstance.
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I like you an ocelot.
Never for-goat.
Let’s crow old together.
Feeling philo-sloth-ical lately.
That’s irr-elephant.
I only love my bed and my llama, sorry.
Being away from you is un-bear-able.
I would never hurt you on porpoise.
Let’s gopher a drive.
Peanutbutter and jellyfish.
Started from the bottom, now we’re deer.
I love ewe.
I don’t give a fox.
Toucan play that game.
Owl by myself. Don’t wanna be owl by myself anymore.
Alligator do is be me.
Good bison.
Meow that’s what I call music
Fowl play.
I dove you.
What the duck?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
You’ll kangaroo the day.
You otter know.
Frankly my deer, I don’t give a d***.
I’d hate to steer you in the wrong direction.
I’m not lion to you.
A little give and snake.
You’re a very special squirrel.
Let’s go on a hot air baboon ride.
Feliz Navi-dog.
Party like a rock starfish.
Toad-aly.
Huate vulture.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Oh, whale.
Mortal wombat.
Your mongoose is cooked.
Let’s get our raven.
Wallaby d***ed.
Get off my swan.
Bis-cat-ti
Can you orca-n’t you?
Wouldn’t it be mice?
Unsolicited tick pic.
It’s a pa-llama party.
Will you go to prawn with me?
Clam Yankees
Time to seal the deal.
Poppin’ bottles in the ice, like a lizard.
Merry Christ-moose.
I like to live with no egrets.
If there’s something you want, you need to rabbit while you can.
Louis, I think this is the penguin-ing of a beautiful friendship.
You’re shrimp-ly the best.
Let’s give ’em puffin to talk about.
You snailed it.
Alpaca my bags.
Happy Beast-er.
Tadpole you over.
Everybody needs some bunny to love.
Dachshund through the snow.
Hugh Grant is great, but he’s not as good as Hugh Manatee.
Sheer panda-monium.
No fox given.
I wolf you.
The Pig Apple.
I need a rooster seat.
Mantaray of Sunshine
Happy Hanu-cat
You’re ox-cellent.
If I had a mule-ion dollars.
You’re paw-some.
He’s the boogie-woogie beluga boy
Moo-chas Gracias
Santa Jaws is coming to town
You bet giraffe I did.
Nice hare.
Bunnies of steel.
Why are you always so hippo-critical.
Stop dragon your feet.
You’re so emu-sing.
Eel better soon.
But I tigress…
You’re in-corgi-able.
Jenny from the Hawk
The frog days of summer
In a finch
Elk! I need somebody.
I’ll take another crab at it.
I can really cattle on.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
I swan so far away.
I could never beaver.
I love wearing ant suits.
I hate to badger you.
Toucan do it!
Grab and flamingo.
We are the chimp-ions.
Cinco de Cat-o.
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