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Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as animal captions or an animal status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite animal jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Animal Puns for Animal Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite animal puns for every circumstance.
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I like you an ocelot.
Let’s crow old together.
Feeling philo-sloth-ical lately.
I only love my bed and my llama, sorry.
Being away from you is un-bear-able.
I would never hurt you on porpoise.
Let’s gopher a drive.
Peanutbutter and jellyfish.
Started from the bottom, now we’re deer.
I love ewe.
I don’t give a fox.
Toucan play that game.
Owl by myself. Don’t wanna be owl by myself anymore.
Alligator do is be me.
Meow that’s what I call music
I dove you.
What the duck?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
You’ll kangaroo the day.
You otter know.
Frankly my deer, I don’t give a d***.
I’d hate to steer you in the wrong direction.
I’m not lion to you.
A little give and snake.
You’re a very special squirrel.
Let’s go on a hot air baboon ride.
Party like a rock starfish.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Your mongoose is cooked.
Let’s get our raven.
Get off my swan.
Can you orca-n’t you?
Wouldn’t it be mice?
Unsolicited tick pic.
It’s a pa-llama party.
Will you go to prawn with me?
Time to seal the deal.
Poppin’ bottles in the ice, like a lizard.
I like to live with no egrets.
If there’s something you want, you need to rabbit while you can.
Louis, I think this is the penguin-ing of a beautiful friendship.
You’re shrimp-ly the best.
Let’s give ’em puffin to talk about.
You snailed it.
Alpaca my bags.
Tadpole you over.
Everybody needs some bunny to love.
Dachshund through the snow.
Hugh Grant is great, but he’s not as good as Hugh Manatee.
No fox given.
I wolf you.
The Pig Apple.
I need a rooster seat.
Mantaray of Sunshine
If I had a mule-ion dollars.
He’s the boogie-woogie beluga boy
Santa Jaws is coming to town
You bet giraffe I did.
Bunnies of steel.
Why are you always so hippo-critical.
Stop dragon your feet.
You’re so emu-sing.
Eel better soon.
But I tigress…
Jenny from the Hawk
The frog days of summer
In a finch
Elk! I need somebody.
I’ll take another crab at it.
I can really cattle on.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
I swan so far away.
I could never beaver.
I love wearing ant suits.
I hate to badger you.
Toucan do it!
Grab and flamingo.
We are the chimp-ions.
Cinco de Cat-o.
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