101 Awesome Animal Puns for Funny Animal Captions & Statuses

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Looking for funny animal puns to share with friends and family?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as animal captions or an animal status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite animal jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

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The Best Animal Puns for Animal Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite animal puns for every circumstance.

Take pride in your animal puns.

Have you herd good animal puns lately?

I like you an ocelot.

Never for-goat.

Let’s crow old together.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Feeling philo-sloth-ical lately.

That’s irr-elephant.

I only love my bed and my llama, sorry.

Being away from you is un-bear-able.

I would never hurt you on porpoise.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Let’s gopher a drive.

Peanutbutter and jellyfish.

Started from the bottom, now we’re deer.

I love ewe.

I don’t give a fox.

Toucan play that game.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Owl by myself. Don’t wanna be owl by myself anymore.

Alligator do is be me.

Good bison.

Meow that’s what I call music

Fowl play.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

I dove you.

What the duck?

Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.

You’ll kangaroo the day.

You otter know.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Frankly my deer, I don’t give a d***.

I’d hate to steer you in the wrong direction.

I’m not lion to you.

A little give and snake.

You’re a very special squirrel.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Let’s go on a hot air baboon ride.

Feliz Navi-dog.

Party like a rock starfish.

Toad-aly.

Huate vulture.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Oh, whale.

Mortal wombat.

Your mongoose is cooked.

Let’s get our raven.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Wallaby d***ed.

Get off my swan.

Bis-cat-ti

Can you orca-n’t you?

Wouldn’t it be mice?

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Unsolicited tick pic.

It’s a pa-llama party.

Will you go to prawn with me?

Clam Yankees

Time to seal the deal.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Poppin’ bottles in the ice, like a lizard.

Merry Christ-moose.

I like to live with no egrets.

If there’s something you want, you need to rabbit while you can.

Louis, I think this is the penguin-ing of a beautiful friendship.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

You’re shrimp-ly the best.

Let’s give ’em puffin to talk about.

You snailed it.

Alpaca my bags.

Happy Beast-er.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Tadpole you over.

Everybody needs some bunny to love.

Dachshund through the snow.

Hugh Grant is great, but he’s not as good as Hugh Manatee.

Sheer panda-monium.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

No fox given.

I wolf you.

The Pig Apple.

I need a rooster seat.

Mantaray of Sunshine 

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Happy Hanu-cat

You’re ox-cellent.

If I had a mule-ion dollars.

You’re paw-some.

He’s the boogie-woogie beluga boy

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Moo-chas Gracias

Santa Jaws is coming to town

You bet giraffe I did.

Nice hare.

Bunnies of steel.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

Why are you always so hippo-critical.

Stop dragon your feet.

You’re so emu-sing. 

Eel better soon.

But I tigress

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

You’re in-corgi-able.

Jenny from the Hawk

The frog days of summer

In a finch

Elk! I need somebody.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

I’ll take another crab at it.

I can really cattle on.

Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.

I swan so far away.

I could never beaver.

Jokes about Animal Puns for Animal Instagram Captions and Animal WhatsApp Status

I love wearing ant suits.

I hate to badger you.

Toucan do it!

Grab and flamingo.

We are the chimp-ions.

Cinco de Cat-o.

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