50 Awesome Australia Puns & Jokes for Australia Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Australia puns to share with friends before a trip to Australia?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Australia Instagram captions on your trip?

Here are my favorite Australia jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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Australia Puns and Australia Jokes for Australia Instagram Captions

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How to Use these Australia Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Australia for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Australia Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!

If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

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The Best Australia Puns for Australia Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Australia puns for every circumstance.

Australian City Puns

I Cairns believe I’m in Australia!

The Melbourne Identity

You’re the Brisbane of my existence. 

I Canberra to be away from you.

For the Darwin.


The Sydney’s Knees

You say it’s your Perth-day.

A man’s home is his Newcastle.

Geelong, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night

Gold Coast-er of love (say what?)

Australia Travel Puns


Oh! Darling Harbour, please, believe me, I’ll never do you no harm

Kakadu me.

I’m a river? No, Yarra river.

Keep Palm Cove, and Carry On

Lord Howe do I live without you?

Australia Puns and Australia Jokes for Australia Instagram Captions

Broadbeach-ly speaking.

It’s time to Mount Kosciuzko home.

Nitmiluk over there.

Loch Ard abs.

When the wind blows, the Cradle Mountain will rock

Australia Animal Puns


You’ll roo the day.

Spending koala-ty time together.

Australia crocs my world.

My favorite video game is Mortal Wombat.

D-I-N-G-O and Dingo was his name-o.

I’m kookaburra for Cocoa Puffs. 


Tasmanian Devil-ed Eggs

A trip to Australia is always emu-sing.

Dingo the witch is dead.

We came to kangaroo-t on our favorite team.

I love Australia. I’m just wondering wallaby back?


We need to build a koala-tion.

People think they’re nice, but they’re roo-theless.

Don’t worry. Be hoppy.

Ding, ding, ding-o.

I believe emu.

My Australia puns are koala-ty.

I am not a crook-odile.

A roo with a view.

Australia Food Puns


I wish I may, I vegemite, have the wish I wish tonight.

Be careful climbing the bridge or you’ll brekkie your neck.

Meat pies save lives.

You can’t put a damper on our fun.

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And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain bugs.


Tim Tam, thank you, ma’am

Every Dagwood Dog has its day.

She’s my Cherry Ripe

Are you my Fairy Bread Godmother?

Beetroot, root, root for the home team.

I want to thank all my Fantales.

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