Looking for hilarious Australia puns to share with friends before a trip to Australia? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Australia Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Australia jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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The Best Australia Puns for Australia Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Australia puns for every circumstance.
Australian City Puns
I Cairns believe I’m in Australia!
The Melbourne Identity
You’re the Brisbane of my existence.
I Canberra to be away from you.
For the Darwin.
The Sydney’s Knees
You say it’s your Perth-day.
A man’s home is his Newcastle.
Geelong, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
Gold Coast-er of love (say what?)
Australia Travel Puns
Oh! Darling Harbour, please, believe me, I’ll never do you no harm
I’m a river? No, Yarra river.
Keep Palm Cove, and Carry On
Lord Howe do I live without you?
It’s time to Mount Kosciuzko home.
Nitmiluk over there.
Loch Ard abs.
When the wind blows, the Cradle Mountain will rock
Australia Animal Puns
You’ll roo the day.
Spending koala-ty time together.
Australia crocs my world.
My favorite video game is Mortal Wombat.
D-I-N-G-O and Dingo was his name-o.
I’m kookaburra for Cocoa Puffs.
Tasmanian Devil-ed Eggs
A trip to Australia is always emu-sing.
Dingo the witch is dead.
We came to kangaroo-t on our favorite team.
I love Australia. I’m just wondering wallaby back?
We need to build a koala-tion.
People think they’re nice, but they’re roo-theless.
Don’t worry. Be hoppy.
Ding, ding, ding-o.
I believe emu.
My Australia puns are koala-ty.
I am not a crook-odile.
A roo with a view.
Australia Food Puns
I wish I may, I vegemite, have the wish I wish tonight.
Be careful climbing the bridge or you’ll brekkie your neck.
Meat pies save lives.
You can’t put a damper on our fun.
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain bugs.
Tim Tam, thank you, ma’am
Every Dagwood Dog has its day.
She’s my Cherry Ripe
Are you my Fairy Bread Godmother?
Beetroot, root, root for the home team.
I want to thank all my Fantales.
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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
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