50 Awesome Austria Puns for Austria Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for funny Austria puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Austria captions or an Austria status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite Austria jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Austria Puns for Austria Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite Austria puns for every circumstance.

Austrian City Puns 

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I’m gonna kiss you Wien I see you again.

Filled with Graz-itude.

IDGAI – I don’t give an Innsbruck.

You Salz-y

Kids in the Hallstatt

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Front of the Lienz

Chocolate Melk

We didn’t start the Steyr.

All’s Wels that ends well.

As far as the eye can See.

Do a Spitz take.

Austria Travel Puns 

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Tyrol-in’ with the homies.

Schoenbrunn like a Diamond

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Now or Prater

Baby Yodel

Feeling ver-Klimt

Jokes about Austria Puns for Austria Instagram Captions and Austria WhatsApp Status

Austrian Gothic

Danube believe how beautiful this place is?

Schell-bound

Mozart is better than less art.

I have a Krampus in my foot.

Jokes about Austria Puns for Austria Instagram Captions and Austria WhatsApp Status

Your da Böhm

Schloss your teeth.

Dustin Hofburg

BFF – Best Freud Forever

They had small Porsche-ns.

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The servus is great.

How do you solve a problem like Maria Theresia?

Captain Guten Morgen

Full Rathaus

Glock the Casbah

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Graben Hands

You Attersee how beautiful this place is.

Burg, it’s cold in here.

Tiers for Fears

A Little Nachmarkt

Jokes about Austria Puns for Austria Instagram Captions and Austria WhatsApp Status

Time to hit the Ring Road

Never board on the Austrian slopes

I get by with a little Alps from my friends

As far as the eye Traunsee

Austrian Food Puns 

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What a hilarious re-torte.

Schnitzels get stiches.

I’m a Sacher mom.

Don’t be so gulasch.

Apfel down.

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I’ll take some Spargel-ing water.

For those about to rock, we salat you

Don’t worry. Be cafe

You’re the wurstel.

Paprika’s Castle

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Austria

Germany - Berlin - Suitcase and Day Bag packing to leave
 

I have an entire Austria packing list, but make sure you bring these five items:

The Lonely Planet Austria guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

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An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Austrian sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Austria is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Austrian cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More Austria Travel Resources

In the Austrian Lake District (also, not a selfie, are you proud?)

If you’re looking to explore Austria, check out Schoenbrunn Palace Tour in Winter and  A Day Trip from Vienna to Bratislava

Many people combine a trip to Austria with a stop in Germany or Switzerland. If you’re planning on combining countries, check out:

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Austria make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in big cities where travelers can attract pickpockets or participating in winter sports.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

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