Looking for funny Austria puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Austria captions or an Austria status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite Austria jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Austria Puns for Austria Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite Austria puns for every circumstance.
Austrian City Puns
I’m gonna kiss you Wien I see you again.
Filled with Graz-itude.
IDGAI – I don’t give an Innsbruck.
Kids in the Hallstatt
Front of the Lienz
We didn’t start the Steyr.
All’s Wels that ends well.
As far as the eye can See.
Do a Spitz take.
Austria Travel Puns
Tyrol-in’ with the homies.
Schoenbrunn like a Diamond
Now or Prater
Danube believe how beautiful this place is?
Mozart is better than less art.
I have a Krampus in my foot.
Your da Böhm
Schloss your teeth.
BFF – Best Freud Forever
They had small Porsche-ns.
The servus is great.
How do you solve a problem like Maria Theresia?
Captain Guten Morgen
Glock the Casbah
You Attersee how beautiful this place is.
Burg, it’s cold in here.
Tiers for Fears
A Little Nachmarkt
Time to hit the Ring Road
Never board on the Austrian slopes
I get by with a little Alps from my friends
As far as the eye Traunsee
Austrian Food Puns
What a hilarious re-torte.
Schnitzels get stiches.
I’m a Sacher mom.
Don’t be so gulasch.
I’ll take some Spargel-ing water.
For those about to rock, we salat you
Don’t worry. Be cafe.
You’re the wurstel.
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Austria
I have an entire Austria packing list, but make sure you bring these five items:
The Lonely Planet Austria guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Austrian sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Austrian cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Austria Travel Resources
Many people combine a trip to Austria with a stop in Germany or Switzerland. If you’re planning on combining countries, check out:
- What to Pack for Germany: the Ultimate Germany Packing List for Women & Men
- 7 Spectacular Day Trips from Berlin, Germany for Every Kind of Traveler
- How to Enjoy The Perfect Day Trip to Potsdam from Berlin
- How to Spend One Day in Bern
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Austria make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in big cities where travelers can attract pickpockets or participating in winter sports.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.