Looking for hilarious Bali puns to share with friends before a trip? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Indonesia Instagram captions on your trip?
Here are my favorite Bali jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Bali Puns & Jokes
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The Best Puns & Bali Jokes
Here are some Bali puns and jokes covering cities and sites on the island.
The beauty of this island is un-Bali-able!
Cangu believe how beautiful it is here?
How Kuta is this place!
Forget Ubud it!
This beach is just Lovina.
Bali will cure whatever is Aling-Aling you.
Can you take what you want, Denpasar to me?
Do you Bali-ve in life after love?
I can’t wait to Gitgit to Bali!
I can’t Sing-sing the praises of Bali enough!
Bali is the Waterbom.
Feeling like a spoiled Bratan here in Bali, and I love it.
Balinese Food Puns
Some great Balinese food puns to go with your delicious dishes.
We’re coconuts about Bali.
Urab in for a good time in Bali.
Bali, we have to leave, but don’t worry! We’ll bebek!
Having such a rice time in Bali.
Falling in clove with Bali.
There’s no-fin I love more than Tuna Sambal Matah.
Can’t keep up with the tempe of life in Bali.
Udang, Balinese food is tasty!
When you fish upon a star, it makes no difference where you are…but it is better in Bali
I’ll Java cup of what he’s having.
I Gado-Gado have some more!
Bali Beach Puns
If you plan to spend a few days at the beach during your trip to Bali, you’ll want to load up on these beach puns.
Our beach trip deserves a sanding ovation.
Shell yeah, we’re Bali bound!
Cool, palm, and collected.
Don’t worry, beach happy.
Bali is better than a fanta-sea.
We shore are happy to be in Bali!
Nothing can krill our vibe.
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave!
Spending time on the beach gives me porpoise.
In Bali, life is swell.
Can’t be crabby in Bali.
We brought our own peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches for a beach picnic!
Sacred Monkey Forrest Puns
If you’re going to visit Bali’s Sacred Monkey Forrest,
I hope our visit to the Sacred Monkey Forest has a fairy-tail ending.
Relaxing in Bali is so ape-ealing.
I gave her a banana, but she still didn’t want to see macaque. (adults only, lol)
This dude trip is full of bro-mosapiens.
Just monkeying around Bali.
Making some new primates today.
Going bananas for Bali.
Bali is chimp-ly the best.
It’s happy hour at the monkey bar.
That baby monkey is a chimp off the old block.
Celebrating our chimp-ionship victory.
Getting some hot goss at the ape vine.
More Indonesia Travel Resources
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Indonesia
The Lonely Planet Indonesia guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Indonesian sim card and have internet access without relying on local wifi.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Asian cities because it has many anti-theft features.
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