Looking for hilarious Belgium puns to share with friends before a trip to Belgium? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Belgium Instagram captions or a Belgium status on your trip? Here are my favorite Belgium jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Belgium Puns & Jokes
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The Best Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Belgium puns for every circumstance.
Belgium City Puns
This vacation came and Ghent
The Moulin Bruges
You little Antwerp
Show us your Brussels.
I’m Leuven this place.
Yes, my Liege?
I’m e-Namur-ed with this place.
Ostend-sibly we are here for work, but it’s also a vacation.
Stop Hasselt-ing me.
It’s a Spa day!
Belgium Travel Puns
And I Jan, I Jan so far away.
You keep Rubens me the wrong way.
It was so nice you were here to Magritte me.
Belfry or die.
It canal be downhill from here.
This is some cool Horta culture.
Anywhere Hugo, I’ll follow you down
The Lake of Love is in your eyes
I bought one in every Hubert.
Belgium is very Sax-y.
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Van Damme.
That was a vicious Hepburn.
This place sure is Grand.
Kids in the Cloth Hall
I’d like Sonian rings.
I visited Gaasbeek Castle on my throne. (Need more castle puns? Check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).
X Markts the spot.
We broke up because he can’t Comic.
I’ll take a Rumbold and Coke.
Aren’t you hungry? I’m simply Flemished!
Can you believe this Belvue?
Belgium Food Puns
I like you a waffle lot.
Everyone in Belgium is a mussel man. (Want more seafood puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).
That’s a bitterballen to swallow.
Our car is on the frites.
I choc up our success on this trip to how delicious Belgian food is.
Me and my Grand Cru (Want more cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).
Don’t truffle my feathers.
I say a little praline for you.
And they lived happily Herve after. (For your Belgium honeymoon captions).
Belgian Puns about Beer
Let’s make some pour decisions!
Much to my Chimay.
I have a kriek in my neck.
Don’t worry. Be Abbey.
You sly Duvul.
I’d like to Dubbel down.
Belgium is beautiful in any Saison.
Hit the road, Kwak.
I climed to the Mouten Kop.
Gulden Draak ‘n Roll
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Belgium
The Lonely Planet Belgium guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Belgian sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Belgian cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Belgium Travel Resources
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Belgium make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Brussels where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.