51 Banging Belgium Puns for Perfect Belgium Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Belgium puns to share with friends before a trip to Belgium? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Belgium Instagram captions or a Belgium status on your trip? Here are my favorite Belgium jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

 

How to Use these Belgium Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Belgium for your photo captions, Belgium Instagram captions, Belgium Whatsapp status, Viber status, Belgium Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

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The Best Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Belgium puns for every circumstance.

 

Belgium City Puns

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

This vacation came and Ghent

 

The Moulin Bruges

 

You little Antwerp

 

Show us your Brussels.

 

I’m Leuven this place.

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

Yes, my Liege?

 

I’m e-Namur-ed with this place.

 

Ostend-sibly we are here for work, but it’s also a vacation.

 

Stop Hasselt-ing me.

 

It’s a Spa day!

 

 

Belgium Travel Puns

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

And I Jan, I Jan so far away.

 

You keep Rubens me the wrong way.

 

Fitty Sint

 

It was so nice you were here to Magritte me.

 

Belfry or die.

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

It canal be downhill from here.

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This is some cool Horta culture.

 

Anywhere Hugo, I’ll follow you down

 

The Lake of Love is in your eyes

 

I bought one in every Hubert.

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

Belgium is very Sax-y.

 

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Van Damme.

 

That was a vicious Hepburn.

 

This place sure is Grand.

 

Kids in the Cloth Hall

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

I’d like Sonian rings.

 

I visited Gaasbeek Castle on my throne. (Need more castle puns? Check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).

 

X Markts the spot.

 

We broke up because he can’t Comic.

 

I’ll take a Rumbold and Coke.

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

Aren’t you hungry? I’m simply Flemished!

 

Can you believe this Belvue?

 

 

Belgium Food Puns

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

I like you a waffle lot.

 

Everyone in Belgium is a mussel man. (Want more seafood puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

 

That’s a bitterballen to swallow.

 

Our car is on the frites.

 

I choc up our success on this trip to how delicious Belgian food is.

 

Jokes about Belgium Puns for Belgium Instagram Captions and Belgium WhatsApp Status

 

Me and my Grand Cru (Want more cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).

 

Don’t truffle my feathers.

 

I say a little praline for you.

 

And they lived happily Herve after. (For your Belgium honeymoon captions).

 

 

Belgian Puns about Beer

 

Belgium - Cheese fondue with belgian beer

 

Let’s make some pour decisions!

 

Much to my Chimay.

 

I have a kriek in my neck.

 

Don’t worry. Be Abbey.

 

You sly Duvul.

 

Belgium - Two glasses of belgian beer standing on the table with Bruges city view

 

I’d like to Dubbel down.

 

Belgium is beautiful in any Saison.

 

Hit the road, Kwak.

 

I climed to the Mouten Kop.

 

Gulden Draak ‘n Roll

 

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Belgium

 

Germany - Berlin - Suitcase and Day Bag packing to leave
 

 

The Lonely Planet Belgium guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Belgian sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since Belgium is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Belgian cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More Belgium Travel Resources

 

Belgium - Brussels - Stephanie

If you’ll be in Brussels, check out this overview about The Grand Place.
 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Belgium make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Brussels where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

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I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

Pin these Belgium Puns & Jokes About Belgium for Your Trip!

 

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