25 Boss Brooklyn Bridge Puns for Perfect Brooklyn Bridge Captions & Statuses

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Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 06:42 pm

Looking for hilarious Brooklyn Bridge puns to share with friends before a trip to Brooklyn? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Brooklyn Bridge captions or a Brooklyn Bridge status on your trip?

Here are my favorite Brooklyn Bridge jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2024

These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.

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Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.

Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.

For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.

For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.

Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.

For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.

Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).

For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.

How to Use these Brooklyn Bridge Puns & Jokes

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The Best Brooklyn Bridge Puns for Brooklyn Bridge Instagram Captions

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Here are my favorite Brooklyn Bridge puns for every circumstance.

The Brooklyn Bridge is no hidden gem. It’s pretty mainstream.

Brooklyn is a Bridge too far.

When the Brooklyn Bridge was unveiled it was a dis-Roebling.

Don’t surprise me on the Brooklyn Bridge. The suspension is giving me anxiety.

On the Brooklyn Bridge, you have to steel yourself. 

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All kinds of animals have crossed the Brooklyn Bridge, but that’s ir-Elephant.

Why did they store wine in the Brooklyn Bridge? They thought wine not?

The perfect outfit to wear on the Brooklyn Bridge? Well, it’s not a jumper!

Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge really takes a toll on you.

Wire we going over the Brooklyn Bridge on foot?

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I love just sitting and looking at the Brooklyn Bridge. It’s my favorite thing on cable.

You can eat a bagel on the Brooklyn Bridge, but not locks.

You should watch the sunrise from the Brooklyn Bridge because the sun rises in the East River.

I thought only animals had crossed the Brooklyn Bridge and that Manhattan.

No sleep til Brooklyn Bridge.

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People watching on the Brooklyn Bridge is a thrilling Livestream.

The Brooklyn Bridge really towers over other NYC landmarks.

You should take a belt on the Brooklyn Bridge because it already has suspenders.

I was feeling stressed on the Brooklyn Bridge so I left to de-compress.

It’s hard not to keep a good head on your shoulders when you’re on the Brooklyn Bridge. Whenever I’m there I feel so grounded.

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The Brooklyn Bridge is all decked out at Christmas.

When crossing from Brooklyn to Manhattan, remember to say So Long Island.

NYC keeps the Brooklyn Bridge spick and span

He dumped me on the Brooklyn Bridge. He said he couldn’t truss me.

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The Brooklyn Bridge was expensive to build. The city got nickel and limestoned.

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York


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The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since New York is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More New York Travel Resources

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Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYCmy Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty. And of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York Puns.

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Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.


Will you be spending time in Brooklyn? Then use this guide to the best things to do in Park Slope and my favorite Brooklyn Bridge quotes.


I also have podcast episodes on the history of Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Penn Station for you to listen to before (or during) your trip!

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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