50 Hilarious Budapest Puns & Jokes for Budapest Instagram Captions

Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm

Looking for funny Budapest puns to share with friends before a trip to Budapest?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Budapest Instagram captions on your trip?

Here are my favorite Budapest jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

Read next: 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions

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How to Use these Budapest Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Budapest for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Budapest Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!

If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

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The Best Budapest Puns for Budapest Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Budapest puns for every situation.

Budapest Travel Puns

Buda, Buda, Buda, Buda rockin’ everywhere

Budapest is off the chain bridge.

Let me Liszt all the things I love about this city.

Let’s go dungeon diving.

This city makes me feel tem-Pest-uous.

Parliament-ary, my dear Watson.

Start spreadin’ Danube, I’m leavin’ today

The Kids in the Central Market Hall

I’m in Budapest. Yes, Soros-ly.

A man’s home is his Castle Hill.

Can this city be any more Buda-ful?

My life in Ruin Bars.

Enjoying a reign-y day here at the Buda Castle.

I didn’t want to come to Budapest, but I caved in.

This city is the Buda-best.

Spill the Liber-tea.

I wanted to take a picture of Fisherman’s Bastion, but I couldn’t find the right angler.

Don’t be such a Buda-pest.

This River Cruise is very relaxing. I’m just going with the flow.

Remember me to Heroe’s Square

Budapest & Hungarian Food Puns

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chimney cake!

I don’t want to lángos here forever.

I’m a Hungary Hungry Hippo.

Paprika’s Castle

The food in Hungary is stew-pendous.

Hungarians love Halloween because it’s so goulash. 

For I am a poor and a wretched boy. A chimbey, chimney cake.

What a hilarious re-torte.

Let me see the Cabbage Roll

Hurka-les, Hurka-les

We don’t need no Palink-ing badges!

Budapest Bath Puns

The Old Ball and Szechenyi

You’ll Rudas the day.

I look like Bej 

Puke and Kiraly

Lukacs me now.

The Bath of Khan

I came to Gellert to blow off some steam.

Spa Patrol

Hungarian Wine Puns

If you’ve never tried Hungarian wine, it’s a great time to dip your Tokaj-s in!

Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?

And they lived happily Eger after. 

Today is a day that will live in Villany

On a wine tasting in Budapest, I’m never bor-ed.

It’s a piece of Kékfrankos

This wine is just Furmint-ed grapes.

Hungarian wine puns are in pour taste.

Wine is my red and butter.

Having a grape time in Budapest!

I’m in the right place at the white wine.

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