Looking for hilarious California puns to share with friends before a trip?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as California Instagram captions on your trip?
Here are my favorite California jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these California Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about California for your photo captions, California Instagram captions, California Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!
If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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California Puns & Jokes about California
Golden State of Mind
Leaving California is un-bear-able.
California Food Puns
The West Coast is the Best Toast
Taco-bout a great trip!
You guac to be kidding me!
I won’t burrito-round the bush! California is stunning.
Suns out, hamburger buns out!
California is all I avo wanted.
In California, the vegan puns are so corny.
Sorry I haven’t been in touch on my vacation. Alcohol you later.
California Wine Puns
After drinking so much California wine, I need a Napa!
You can’t sip with us.
Read between the wines.
I need this vacation to help me un-wine.
Great minds drink alike.
Back that glass up.
Love the wine you’re with.
Be kind, re-wine.
California, you had me at Merlot!
This trip has me on cloud wine.
Pacficic Ocean Puns
A-pier-antly you just can’t tear me away from the beach!
California, I sea you.
Kelp! I need somebody.
I’m on vacation, so I won’t let work tide me down!
California brings out my resting beach face.
Just krilling time here in Cali.
Gill-ty as charged!
In like fin.
Keep palm and carry on.
California is my sand-tuary.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to California
A California Guide Book so you can get information quickly even when you don’t have internet access. While I love using blogs to plan my trips, I like to supplement with a guidebook that I can use on the go.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A GoPro for underwater and action photography. If you’re headed to California for a beach vacation, you’ll love the shots you can get from the water!
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for California because it has many anti-theft features.
More California Travel Resources
Headed to California? Check out my post on the best quotes about California, things to know before you rent a car in Los Angeles, and my overview of the best living history museums in the US (including one in San Diego)!
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