Looking for hilarious Cambodia puns to share with friends before a trip to Cambodia? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Cambodia Instagram captions or a Cambodia status on your trip? Here are my favorite Cambodia jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Cambodia Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Cambodia for your photo captions, Cambodia Instagram captions, Cambodia Whatsapp status, Viber status, Cambodia Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love it if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:
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A quick note: please do not use a pun for a caption about visiting one of the monuments and hallowed places that reference the Khmer Rouge. If you’re looking for some help with a caption for one of these, I have a section in this post which lists poignant quotes about the Cambodian genocide to use instead.
The Best Cambodia Puns for Cambodia Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Cambodia puns for every circumstance.
Cambodia City Puns
You Siem Reap what you sew.
The Phnom Penh is mightier…
In hot Pursat
Cambodia is Phnom-inal
It’s time to hit the Battambang.
The price is Kep.
Girls just wanna have Skuon.
Cambodia Travel Puns
It doesn’t matter who’s right and who’s Koh Rong.
Why are you Russian to get your shopping done?
X markets the spot.
At Tonle Sap, you gotta fake it ’til you lake it.
I wat to go to there.
It dawned on me at Angkor Wat (for your visit to Angkor Wat at sunrise)
Angkor stole the monkey to my heart
Why don’t you Khmer?
Cambodia Food Puns
Cambodia is noodles of fun.
They really put some pepper in my step.
I fish you were here! (For more, check out my post on the best fish puns).
I spider with my little eye…
That’s the kampot calling the kettle black.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out my massive list of travel puns, plus the best Vietnam puns, Thailand puns, Myanmar puns, India puns, Nepal pun, Indonesia pun, and Bali puns.
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
More Cambodia Travel Resources
Headed to Cambodia? I have lots of resources to help you plan your trip!
If you’re interested in Cambodian history, check out the history of the Khmer Empire and Angkor.
Headed to the capital? Check out how to spend two days in Phnom Penh.
Still looking for more caption ideas? Check out the best Cambodia quotes.
5 Things to Bring to Cambodia
The Lonely Planet Cambodia guidebook for your trip. I used a Kindle version during my time in Cambodia. It’s hard to find guidebooks once you’re actually on the ground.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Full-Sized Travel Towel for anyone taking advantage of Cambodia’s hostels and guesthouses. This is the best travel towel in the world, and you’ll need it if you are staying in hostels or anywhere that requires you to bring your towel.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Cambodia because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Cambodia make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Hanoi where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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