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The Best Cheese Puns for Cheese Captions & Statuses
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Never felt cheddar!
The physics professor taught string cheese theory.
She could be a farmer cheese in those clothes.
I love you, in queso didn’t know it.
She kicked him to the curd.
Smoked ’em if you got ’em.
Proud to be an American Cheese
Do the Munster Mash
Teleme more, teleme more, did he get very far?
The Senator from Vermont Cheddar
I’ll get a-rind to it.
Mozzarella lost her glass slipper
Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam.
Thank you dairy much.
Behind the Velveeta Rope
I love hip hop and R&Brie.
We eat sausage and cheese in Germany as a wurst kase scenario.
Makes my blood curdle.
I have a Danish Blue Christmas without you.
I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.
Comte as you are
Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here
Just in cais.
Just try me, I daru.
I never kiss Emmental.
It’s so delicious I’m doolin.
Hit the road, Monterrey Jack.
Truth orla dare?
A bushel and a pecorino
It’s a long way to Tipperary Brie
Are you quarking kidding me.
He feta-d his VP pick.
A grana salt.
We are having a very gouda time!
Would you prefer a priest, a rabbi, or a pastorino?
You little Rasco.
We live in a charming cottage cheese.
When her shirt slipped down you could see her Robiola
I like big Bundz and I cannot lie.
Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.
Ain’t no other manchego.
The doctor was Roncal.
I brie-lieve in a thing called love.
The Herve and the Herve nots.
It’s a Salers market.
Welcome to my Kraft corner.
Wheys and means.
That’s my pet Piave.
Just Fondue It
That cheese is very mature for its age.
I camembert it when we’re apart.
Would you like water or Morbier?
You’re looking sharp!
Help me Cheesus.
I love making cheese because my business is hole-y.
I’m pregnant but it’s just Babybel.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Grin and Gruyere it.
My favorite hotels are Stilton brand.
Caerphilly loves Boys2Men.
I’m so grate-ful I met you!
How dairy cross me!
He drank so much his Livarot.
Netflix and cheese
Red, White, and Blue Cheese
Kraft singles are forever alone
Open the gates and cheese the day!
Drop the marscapone.
Ricotta get away
Stuck in Limburger
Pots and paneer
50 Shades of Gruyere
Her sirene song
You feta forget about it!
Emmental my dear Watson
To my Chimay.
She’s a Trappist artist.
They only take kashkaval.
Halloumi to introduce myself.
The Viking’s favorite cheese was saga.
Don’t be such a curd.
Brick by brick cheese.
You’re the cream cheese of the crop.
This was nacho best work.
Salt and Pepper Jack
Gouda til the last slice
She’s got a good head cheese on her shoulders.
Is Jordan or LeBron the G.O.A.T. cheese?
Everything is controlled by the Halloumi-nati.
I could tell there was a police chase because I heard the sirene.
Would you like some whine with that cheese?
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