101 Delicious Cheese Puns for Captions and Statuses

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Looking for funny cheese puns to share with friends and family?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cheese captions or a cheese status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp?

Here are my favorite cheese jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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How to Use these Cheese Puns & Jokes

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The Best Cheese Puns for Cheese Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite cheese puns for every circumstance.

Never felt cheddar!

The physics professor taught string cheese theory.

She could be a farmer cheese in those clothes.

I love you, in queso didn’t know it.

She kicked him to the curd.

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Whey not?

Smoked ’em if you got ’em.

Proud to be an American Cheese

Do the Munster Mash

Teleme more, teleme more, did he get very far?

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The Senator from Vermont Cheddar

I’ll get a-rind to it.

Mozzarella lost her glass slipper

Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam.

You’re piment-ed.

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Thank you dairy much.

Behind the Velveeta Rope

I love hip hop and R&Brie.

We eat sausage and cheese in Germany as a wurst kase scenario.

She’s quark-y.

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Makes my blood curdle.

I have a Danish Blue Christmas without you.

I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.

Comte as you are

Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here

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Just in cais.

Just try me, I daru.

I never kiss Emmental.

It’s so delicious I’m doolin.

Kate Mossfield

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Hit the road, Monterrey Jack.

Truth orla dare?

Sperrin me.

A bushel and a pecorino

It’s a long way to Tipperary Brie

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Bernie Brös

Are you quarking kidding me.

Fontal lobe

Home Provalone

He feta-d his VP pick.

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A grana salt.

Hanna Montagna

We are having a very gouda time!

Would you prefer a priest, a rabbi, or a pastorino?

You little Rasco.

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We live in a charming cottage cheese.

Hakuna Ricotta

When her shirt slipped down you could see her Robiola

I like big Bundz and I cannot lie.

Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.

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Ain’t no other manchego.

The doctor was Roncal.

I brie-lieve in a thing called love.

The Herve and the Herve nots.

It’s a Salers market.

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Welcome to my Kraft corner.

Wheys and means.

That’s my pet Piave.

Just Fondue It

That cheese is very mature for its age.

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I camembert it when we’re apart.

Would you like water or Morbier?

You’re looking sharp!

Help me Cheesus.

I love making cheese because my business is hole-y.

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I’m pregnant but it’s just Babybel.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Grin and Gruyere it.

My favorite hotels are Stilton brand.

Caerphilly loves Boys2Men. 

I’m so grate-ful I met you!

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How dairy cross me!

He drank so much his Livarot.

Netflix and cheese

Red, White, and Blue Cheese

Kraft singles are forever alone

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Open the gates and cheese the day!

Drop the marscapone.

Ricotta get away

Stuck in Limburger

Pots and paneer

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50 Shades of Gruyere

Her sirene song

You feta forget about it!

Emmental my dear Watson

To my Chimay.

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She’s a Trappist artist.

They only take kashkaval.

Halloumi to introduce myself.

The Viking’s favorite cheese was saga.

Don’t be such a curd.

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Brick by brick cheese.

You’re the cream cheese of the crop.

This was nacho best work.

Salt and Pepper Jack

Gouda til the last slice

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She’s got a good head cheese on her shoulders.

Is Jordan or LeBron the G.O.A.T. cheese?

Everything is controlled by the Halloumi-nati.

I could tell there was a police chase because I heard the sirene.

Chimay sweep.

Would you like some whine with that cheese?

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