101 Delicious Cheese Puns for Captions and Statuses

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Looking for funny cheese puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cheese captions or a cheese status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite cheese jokes and puns to brighten your day!

 

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The Best Cheese Puns for Cheese Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite cheese puns for every circumstance.

 

Never felt cheddar!

 

The physics professor taught string cheese theory.

 

She could be a farmer cheese in those clothes.

 

I love you, in queso didn’t know it.

 

She kicked him to the curd.

 

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Whey not?

 

Smoked ’em if you got ’em.

 

Proud to be an American Cheese

 

Do the Munster Mash

 

Teleme more, teleme more, did he get very far?

 

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The Senator from Vermont Cheddar

 

I’ll get a-rind to it.

 

Mozzarella lost her glass slipper

 

Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam.

 

You’re piment-ed.

 

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Thank you dairy much.

 

Behind the Velveeta Rope

 

I love hip hop and R&Brie.

 

We eat sausage and cheese in Germany as a wurst kase scenario.

 

She’s quark-y.

 

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Makes my blood curdle.

 

I have a Danish Blue Christmas without you.

 

I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.

 

Comte as you are

 

Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here

 

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Just in cais.

 

Just try me, I daru.

 

I never kiss Emmental.

 

It’s so delicious I’m doolin.

 

Kate Mossfield

 

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Hit the road, Monterrey Jack.

 

Truth orla dare?

 

Sperrin me.

 

A bushel and a pecorino

 

It’s a long way to Tipperary Brie

 

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Bernie Brös

 

Are you quarking kidding me.

 

Fontal lobe

 

Home Provalone

 

He feta-d his VP pick.

 

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A grana salt.

 

Hanna Montagna

 

We are having a very gouda time!

 

Would you prefer a priest, a rabbi, or a pastorino?

 

You little Rasco.

 

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We live in a charming cottage cheese.

 

Hakuna Ricotta

 

When her shirt slipped down you could see her Robiola

 

I like big Bundz and I cannot lie.

 

Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.

 

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Ain’t no other manchego.

 

The doctor was Roncal.

 

I brie-lieve in a thing called love.

 

The Herve and the Herve nots.

 

It’s a Salers market.

 

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Welcome to my Kraft corner.

 

Wheys and means.

 

That’s my pet Piave.

 

Just Fondue It

 

That cheese is very mature for its age.

 

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I camembert it when we’re apart.

 

Would you like water or Morbier?

 

You’re looking sharp!

 

Help me Cheesus.

 

I love making cheese because my business is hole-y.

 

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I’m pregnant but it’s just Babybel.

 

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

 

Grin and Gruyere it.

 

My favorite hotels are Stilton brand.

 

Caerphilly loves Boys2Men. 

 

I’m so grate-ful I met you!

 

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How dairy cross me!

 

He drank so much his Livarot.

 

Netflix and cheese

 

Red, White, and Blue Cheese

 

Kraft singles are forever alone

 

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Open the gates and cheese the day!

 

Drop the marscapone.

 

Ricotta get away

 

Stuck in Limburger

 

Pots and paneer

 

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50 Shades of Gruyere

 

Her sirene song

 

You feta forget about it!

 

Emmental my dear Watson

 

To my Chimay.

 

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She’s a Trappist artist.

 

They only take kashkaval.

 

Halloumi to introduce myself.

 

The Viking’s favorite cheese was saga.

 

Don’t be such a curd.

 

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Brick by brick cheese.

 

You’re the cream cheese of the crop.

 

This was nacho best work.

 

Salt and Pepper Jack

 

Gouda til the last slice

 

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She’s got a good head cheese on her shoulders.

 

Is Jordan or LeBron the G.O.A.T. cheese?

 

Everything is controlled by the Halloumi-nati.

 

I could tell there was a police chase because I heard the sirene.

 

Chimay sweep.

 

Would you like some whine with that cheese?

 

 

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