Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm
Looking for funny cheese puns to share with friends and family?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cheese captions or a cheese status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp?
Here are my favorite cheese jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Cheese Puns for Cheese Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite cheese puns for every circumstance.
Never felt cheddar!
The physics professor taught string cheese theory.
She could be a farmer cheese in those clothes.
I love you, in queso didn’t know it.
She kicked him to the curd.
Whey not?
Smoked ’em if you got ’em.
Proud to be an American Cheese
Do the Munster Mash
Teleme more, teleme more, did he get very far?
The Senator from Vermont Cheddar
I’ll get a-rind to it.
Mozzarella lost her glass slipper
Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam.
You’re piment-ed.
Thank you dairy much.
Behind the Velveeta Rope
I love hip hop and R&Brie.
We eat sausage and cheese in Germany as a wurst kase scenario.
She’s quark-y.
Makes my blood curdle.
I have a Danish Blue Christmas without you.
I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.
Comte as you are
Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here
Just in cais.
Just try me, I daru.
I never kiss Emmental.
It’s so delicious I’m doolin.
Kate Mossfield
Hit the road, Monterrey Jack.
Truth orla dare?
Sperrin me.
A bushel and a pecorino
It’s a long way to Tipperary Brie
Bernie Brös
Are you quarking kidding me.
Fontal lobe
Home Provalone
He feta-d his VP pick.
A grana salt.
Hanna Montagna
We are having a very gouda time!
Would you prefer a priest, a rabbi, or a pastorino?
You little Rasco.
We live in a charming cottage cheese.
Hakuna Ricotta
When her shirt slipped down you could see her Robiola
I like big Bundz and I cannot lie.
Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.
Ain’t no other manchego.
The doctor was Roncal.
I brie-lieve in a thing called love.
The Herve and the Herve nots.
It’s a Salers market.
Welcome to my Kraft corner.
Wheys and means.
That’s my pet Piave.
Just Fondue It
That cheese is very mature for its age.
I camembert it when we’re apart.
Would you like water or Morbier?
You’re looking sharp!
Help me Cheesus.
I love making cheese because my business is hole-y.
I’m pregnant but it’s just Babybel.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Grin and Gruyere it.
My favorite hotels are Stilton brand.
Caerphilly loves Boys2Men.
I’m so grate-ful I met you!
How dairy cross me!
He drank so much his Livarot.
Netflix and cheese
Red, White, and Blue Cheese
Kraft singles are forever alone
Open the gates and cheese the day!
Drop the marscapone.
Ricotta get away
Stuck in Limburger
Pots and paneer
50 Shades of Gruyere
Her sirene song
You feta forget about it!
Emmental my dear Watson
To my Chimay.
She’s a Trappist artist.
They only take kashkaval.
Halloumi to introduce myself.
The Viking’s favorite cheese was saga.
Don’t be such a curd.
Brick by brick cheese.
You’re the cream cheese of the crop.
This was nacho best work.
Salt and Pepper Jack
Gouda til the last slice
She’s got a good head cheese on her shoulders.
Is Jordan or LeBron the G.O.A.T. cheese?
Everything is controlled by the Halloumi-nati.
I could tell there was a police chase because I heard the sirene.
Chimay sweep.
Would you like some whine with that cheese?
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