151 Coffee Puns for Perfect Coffee Captions & Statuses

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Looking for funny coffee puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as coffee captions or a coffee status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite coffee jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Coffee Puns for Coffee Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite coffee puns for every circumstance.

Are we java-ing fun yet?

Hasta Barista, baby.

Where have you bean all my life?

Better latte than never.

You’re mocha-ing me crazy.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Proud to be an Americano

This job has a lot of perk-olaters.

It’s all Greek coffee to me.

Deja Brew

Try to blend in.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

There was not a chai eye in the house.

The daily grind

You’re steaming hot!

I like my coffee Legally Blonde

Mug-gles love coffee

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

I have trouble Espresso-ing my feelings for you.

I just need to Venti.

On my way to work my car got a flat white.

Don’t be such a drip.

She forgot her bra, so she had a bottomless cup.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

On Thanksgiving, we have Turkish coffee.

If Hebrews coffee for you, then he’s one of the chosen people.

I loved you the instant I met you.

Starting my day with a full Irish coffee.

We’re about to pour over the data.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

You make a cute cup-ple!

Rise and grind!

You are so brew-tiful to me.

Happy H-au laite-days!

Until I get my coffee, I feel a bit de-press-ed.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

No man is a Coffee Island

French Roast Kiss

Coffee gets me frothing at the mouth.

I like my coffee Iced, Iced Baby

She caught the red-eye

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Summer Toddy

Affogato-bout it!

Delusions of Grande.

Pardon my French Press 

I’m not a freddo the dark.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Keep your feet on the grounds.

Thank you for bean a friend.

I don’t give a frappe.

Are your eyes blue or hazelnut?

Life’s a drip.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Made it to the finish line.

Spill the beans.

Did you hear that Brew-ce Willis and Demitasse Moore used to be married?

I’ll be there cinnamon-ute.

Hit me with your best shot

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

He’s having a tamper tantrum because he hasn’t had his coffee yet.

Thanks a latte!

She’s a Viennese artist.

Don’t worry. Be frappe.

Coffee in Europe doesn’t Costa-lot.

Jefferson Aeropress

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Stay grounded

I need a venti-lator.

What Sumatra with you?

Blend It like Beckham

Take life one cup at a time

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Are Jamaican me coffee?

Live free or chai trying.

Yes or Americano?

Mugs & Kisses!

Mug-gles can’t use the Sorting Hat

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Throwing shade grown.

Are you moka-ing me?

Go Starbucks yourself.

It will be a Blue Bottle Christmas without you.

You’re the crema the crop.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Buena Barista Social Club

This cafe is very cinnamon-atic.

What the puck?

Let’s make some pour decisions!

I’m Misto-fied.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

The hipsters love flannel drip.

A lovers’ Trieste.

Wherever I may roast.

Gentlemen prefer Blonde coffee.

That’s doppio

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Four-leaf Clover Brewer

My favorite music is K-Cups

That’s not decaf of it. 

I’ve got a robusta portfolio.

I’m quaker-ing in my boots.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

I wanted to meet you for coffee. I’m sorry I Misto-ed it.

Is coffee for productivity a Fair Trade?

You may say I’m a creamer, but I’m not the only one.

Aroma-n Holiday

That Thing You Brew!

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

The Italian Roast Stallion

I’m caffeine so hard I peed my pants.

I’ve got all my Egg Coffees in one basket.

No Filter

Give me Liberica or give me death.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Green with envy.

I buy a latte art so that I can decorate my whole house.

Arabica-dabra

I made this espresso-ly for you!

You’re got mud on your hands.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

I need to hull it over.

Mug Life

Coffee Shop of Horrors

Oh my pod.

The nun liked her coffee Caramel-light.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Wake me up before you cocoa.

If you drink my coffee I have grounds for divorce.

I hate to say Good Chai!

#VanillaLife

First, do no caramel.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

You have to show some ristretto

Coffee is my Cold & Brew medicine

Let’s Pump Machine You Up

She’s got him whipped cream.

Green Beans Casserole

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Before I get my morning coffee, I have no filter.

I’d like to get the first crack at it.

Au lait there.

I got cafe implants.

I like big mugs and I cannot lie.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Drop the micro lot.

We went to Aroma, Italy, to see the Trenta fountain. 

Can I siphon off some of your excess energy?

Coffee written So, Don’t Copy Me

I got my coffee order sorted.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

She’s a domestic terroir-ist.

I’m not a typica girl.

Varietal is the spice of life.

I like my coffee acid washed.

Pulping Fiction

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

I whip my cream back and forth.

Cafe all day.

Over-doser

Resting batch face

Degassing High

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

Merry Christmas Blend!

Memoir of a Gesha

Guillermo-tines are lethal

It’s a slam Dunkin’

I’ll have what she’s java-ing.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

I bought it sight un-bean.

If someone steals your coffee it’s called a mugging.

You’re a troublemaker. You love to stir the pot.

Until I have my coffee I feel pressed for time.

The bachelor party took place at a drip club.

Jokes about Coffee Puns for Coffee Instagram Captions and Coffee WhatsApp Status

We can only go cup from here!

We didn’t win. We came in froth place.

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