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The Best Coffee Puns for Coffee Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite coffee puns for every circumstance.
Are we java-ing fun yet?
Hasta Barista, baby.
Where have you bean all my life?
Better latte than never.
You’re mocha-ing me crazy.
Proud to be an Americano
This job has a lot of perk-olaters.
It’s all Greek coffee to me.
Try to blend in.
There was not a chai eye in the house.
The daily grind
You’re steaming hot!
I like my coffee Legally Blonde
Mug-gles love coffee
I have trouble Espresso-ing my feelings for you.
I just need to Venti.
On my way to work my car got a flat white.
Don’t be such a drip.
She forgot her bra, so she had a bottomless cup.
On Thanksgiving, we have Turkish coffee.
If Hebrews coffee for you, then he’s one of the chosen people.
I loved you the instant I met you.
Starting my day with a full Irish coffee.
We’re about to pour over the data.
You make a cute cup-ple!
Rise and grind!
You are so brew-tiful to me.
Happy H-au laite-days!
Until I get my coffee, I feel a bit de-press-ed.
No man is a Coffee Island
French Roast Kiss
Coffee gets me frothing at the mouth.
I like my coffee Iced, Iced Baby
She caught the red-eye
Delusions of Grande.
Pardon my French Press
I’m not a freddo the dark.
Keep your feet on the grounds.
Thank you for bean a friend.
I don’t give a frappe.
Are your eyes blue or hazelnut?
Life’s a drip.
Made it to the finish line.
Spill the beans.
Did you hear that Brew-ce Willis and Demitasse Moore used to be married?
I’ll be there cinnamon-ute.
Hit me with your best shot
He’s having a tamper tantrum because he hasn’t had his coffee yet.
Thanks a latte!
She’s a Viennese artist.
Don’t worry. Be frappe.
Coffee in Europe doesn’t Costa-lot.
I need a venti-lator.
What Sumatra with you?
Blend It like Beckham
Take life one cup at a time
Are Jamaican me coffee?
Live free or chai trying.
Yes or Americano?
Mugs & Kisses!
Mug-gles can’t use the Sorting Hat
Throwing shade grown.
Are you moka-ing me?
Go Starbucks yourself.
It will be a Blue Bottle Christmas without you.
You’re the crema the crop.
Buena Barista Social Club
This cafe is very cinnamon-atic.
What the puck?
Let’s make some pour decisions!
The hipsters love flannel drip.
A lovers’ Trieste.
Wherever I may roast.
Gentlemen prefer Blonde coffee.
Four-leaf Clover Brewer
My favorite music is K-Cups
That’s not decaf of it.
I’ve got a robusta portfolio.
I’m quaker-ing in my boots.
I wanted to meet you for coffee. I’m sorry I Misto-ed it.
Is coffee for productivity a Fair Trade?
You may say I’m a creamer, but I’m not the only one.
That Thing You Brew!
The Italian Roast Stallion
I’m caffeine so hard I peed my pants.
I’ve got all my Egg Coffees in one basket.
Give me Liberica or give me death.
Green with envy.
I buy a latte art so that I can decorate my whole house.
I made this espresso-ly for you!
You’re got mud on your hands.
I need to hull it over.
Coffee Shop of Horrors
Oh my pod.
The nun liked her coffee Caramel-light.
Wake me up before you cocoa.
If you drink my coffee I have grounds for divorce.
I hate to say Good Chai!
First, do no caramel.
You have to show some ristretto
Coffee is my Cold & Brew medicine
Let’s Pump Machine You Up
She’s got him whipped cream.
Green Beans Casserole
Before I get my morning coffee, I have no filter.
I’d like to get the first crack at it.
Au lait there.
I got cafe implants.
I like big mugs and I cannot lie.
Drop the micro lot.
We went to Aroma, Italy, to see the Trenta fountain.
Can I siphon off some of your excess energy?
Coffee written So, Don’t Copy Me
I got my coffee order sorted.
She’s a domestic terroir-ist.
I’m not a typica girl.
Varietal is the spice of life.
I like my coffee acid washed.
I whip my cream back and forth.
Cafe all day.
Resting batch face
Merry Christmas Blend!
Memoir of a Gesha
Guillermo-tines are lethal
It’s a slam Dunkin’
I’ll have what she’s java-ing.
I bought it sight un-bean.
If someone steals your coffee it’s called a mugging.
You’re a troublemaker. You love to stir the pot.
Until I have my coffee I feel pressed for time.
The bachelor party took place at a drip club.
We can only go cup from here!
We didn’t win. We came in froth place.
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