25 Silly Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Statuses

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Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 11:39 pm

Looking for hilarious Cyprus puns to share with friends before a trip to Cyprus? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Cyprus Instagram captions or a Cyprus status on your trip? Here are my favorite Cyprus jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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How to Use these Cyprus Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Cyprus for your photo captions, Cyprus Instagram captions, Cyprus Whatsapp status, Viber status, Cyprus Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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The Best Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Cyprus puns for every circumstance.

Cyprus Travel Puns

Jokes about Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Cyprus WhatsApp Status

Pissouri loves company.

In Cyprus, it’s all Greco to me.

Kourion my wayward son.

Here, Kiti kitty.

Is it Troodos beaches are the best in the world?

Jokes about Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Cyprus WhatsApp Status

Agia Napa on the beach. (Need more beach puns? Check out 101 Boss Beach Puns).

Hello, Dali

Portents of Tomb

Stop castle-n me. (Want more castle puns? Check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).

You salty.

Jokes about Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Cyprus WhatsApp Status

I lake you a lot.

Hey Gorge-ous.

I got here in the Nicosia of time.

Icon-t wait to get to Cyprus.

All you need is Love Bridge

Jokes about Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Cyprus WhatsApp Status

Latsi how long I last before I need a nap.

Aphrodite’s Rock ‘n Roll

It’s promenade-ly displayed.

See also
How to Visit the UNESCO World Heritage Site of Paphos

I don’t give a flying Fig Tree.

You Cypriot-a know.

Cyprus Food & Drink Puns

Cyprus is delicious

Halloumi to introduce myself. (Need more cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).

Where can afella get a drink around here?

I think olive you.

Loukoumi now.

Wine not?

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More Cyprus Travel Resources

Cyprus - Nicosia - Stephanie

Headed to Cyprus? Check out my guide to the best Cyprus beaches. Then hit up my guide to the best things to do in Cyprus.

If you love visiting UNESCO World Heritage Sites, I have overviews on visiting the Painted Churches in the Troodos, Paphos, and Choirokoitia.

If you love street art, here are my favorite pieces of street art in Nicosia. And here’s why I didn’t like the town of Paphos.

5 Things to Pack for Cyprus


Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

The Lonely Planet Cyprus guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

Beach Bag: You can throw everything in a canvas tote bag or a multi-purpose day bag like this large Longchamp that I use as a purse on the road and a beach bag when needed.

Go Pro: If you have one, bring it here. You’re going to want to get underwater photography at most of the beaches.

Full-Sized Travel Towel: This towel is the perfect travel towel to have for both using at your hotel/hostel but also taking to the beach since it’s so big and beautiful. Rolls up small and comes with its own pouch so it takes up almost no room in your beach bag. Seriously, I’m obsessed with my travel towel.

See also
How to Visit the Painted Churches in the Troodos Region, Cyprus's UNESCO World Heritage Site

Water shoes or sandals that can handle rocks, since many of the beaches here have underwater rocks. I use these Travel Jellies.


Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Cyprus make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be enjoying the great outdoors or Cyprus’s famous nightlife.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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Jokes about Cyprus Puns for Cyprus Instagram Captions and Cyprus WhatsApp Status

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