151 Pawsome Dog Puns & Puppy Puns for Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious dog puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as dog Instagram captions or a dog status with a picture of your adorable pup? Here are my favorite dog jokes and puns to help celebrate man’s best friend.

 

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Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

 

How to Use these Dog Puns & Jokes

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The Best Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite dog puns for every circumstance.

 

My b**** is bad and bichon 

 

I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

 

Su-paw Star

 

A dog always nose

 

Stop and paw-nder the meaning of life

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I’m mutts about you!

 

The chihuahua is tiny but fur-ocious.

 

My labrador always makes me happy after a ruff day.

 

You’re the Pom-eranian

 

My favorite dish is collar greens

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I was late for work because I lost my corgi-s.

 

Fairy Tail

 

She’s a bark-eting expert.

 

We need to Pinscher pennies. 

 

Paw-ty like a dog-star

 

You can hound me any time!

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Central Bark

 

Paws for dramatic effect.

 

I’m not fat, I’m husky.

 

We’re having labrad-oodles of fun.

 

Lost and greyhound

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

The dog’s favorite pattern is houndstooth.

 

My dog’s favorite tea is Earl Greyhound

 

My dog likes to get paw-litical.

 

You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

 

Trust me, I’m a dog-tor.

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I’m so fur-tunate that you’re my dog.

 

Dalmatians hide so you don’t spot them.

 

I love camping with my dog because she’s great at ruffing it.

 

The Dachsund jumped into the pool because he was a hot dog.

 

Pup of noodles

 

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Four-leaf Rover

 

Time for a manicure and paw-dicure

 

My dog had to take out student bones to get his pedigree.

 

I’ll follow you until you love me, Pupa-puparazzi

 

You’re totally paw-some.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

A vampire’s favorite dog is a bloodhound.

 

Do the Jitter-pug

 

Noah’s bark

 

Do you prefer ice cream or pup-cicles?

 

Do you prefer Lomein or Chow Chow Mein?

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Akita Banana

 

Can i get a round of a-paws?

 

She’s gone Malamute

 

We didn’t want to buy a new car, so we leash-ed it.

 

He’s a domestic terrier-ist.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

A viking’s favorite dog is a Great Dane.

 

Lab-racadabra

 

These shoes are water-dogged

 

Belgian dogs love woof-les.

 

Don’t stop retrieving.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I fought the paw, but the paw one.

 

You’re a basset case.

 

Fur-get about it.

 

She’s a bark ranger.

 

Paw-nbrokers

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Sheepdog-ish

 

You look ruff.

 

Shelti In Place

 

You’re labrador-able!

 

Rhythm Dalmation

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

We’re moving to Collar-ado.

 

For English setter or worse

 

Re-leash me! I’d like to go for a walk.

 

Spitz take

 

On Halloween, he dressed like a pug-kin.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

He came in second. Not every dog is a weiner.

 

B****, paw-lease.

 

Jeremiah was a bulldog

 

Dare to Keep Kids off Pugs

 

My dog really digs you.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Don’t bone it in.

 

American Pit-sburgh

 

His favorite ride is the Dog Flume

 

Maltese Towers

 

Beagle Ey

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Paw-don my language

 

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

 

Time to chow chow down

 

Happy Howl-idays!

 

Oregon, Nevada, and Arizona border collie-fornia

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Let’s have some Yorkshire terrier pudding.

 

The God-Paw-ther

 

The Star Spaniel-ed Banner

 

Are you fur real?

 

Stop, drop, and roll over.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

It’s just a fur-mality.

 

My dog is my fur-st mate.

 

It’s the leash you could do!

 

After Christmas, we celebrate Boxer-ing day.

 

He drives a furr-ari

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I’ve never pet a dog I didn’t like.

 

Mastiff Attack

 

Fur score and seven years ago

 

You’re the bees Havanese 

 

You’re bangs are Lhasa Apso-ded. 

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

I chews you!

 

Stop trying to make playing fetch happen.

 

These puns are paw-ful.

 

The Tell-tail Heart

 

Raise the woof

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

The mutt of the joke

 

My dog graduated with his pedigree.

 

Nebraskans are Corn-husky-s

 

Poodle-bug

 

Are you a wizard or a pug-gle?

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Check his vi-tail signs

 

A dog is man’s best fur-riend

 

We’re so fur-tunate.

 

We’re at a tail-mate.

 

Rolling over into the weekend like

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

You don’t need a locksmith, just a corg-key!

 

Feliz Navidog!

 

Happy Paw-ther’s Day!

 

May your days be hairy and bright!

 

I’m beginning to Sussex that you’re hiding something.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Raiders of the Lost Bark.

 

The sun sets in the westie.

 

My dogs are all Tzu animals.

 

You are bone-ified awesome!

 

Mother-barker

 

Flip the bird dog.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Getting a dog is a no-trainer.

 

My dog prefers when I work in my home paw-fice.

 

Pup of joe

 

Put your paws up.

 

He joined the band to play trom-bone.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Let’s go to the movies and get some pup-corn.

 

Stay Golden Retriever, Ponyboy

 

I’m with fur.

 

I turned in my lab report.

 

Payday Bone

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Furry hair. Don’t care.

 

Stay paw-stivie!

 

I need to go in for my pet scan.

 

Mutt your stuff.

 

Hello, corg-eous.

 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

 

Make America Fetch Again

 

Bowl of Labra-noodles.

 

She gets her coffee at Star-barks.

 

Pug Life

 

My dog knows it’s you. She has collar ID.

 

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status Dogs

 

Let’s throw a cocktail paw-ty!

 

San Puppy-grino

 

Don’t worry, the Shephard dog herd you.

 

Let’s throw a Fourth of July bark-beque!

 

The Hound of Music

 

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

 

Bark-eep, I’d like another cocker-tail.

 

I ruff you.

 

Don’t forget your sham-poodle and canine-tioner.

 

Dog-ton Abbey

 

 

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