Looking for hilarious dog puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as dog Instagram captions or a dog status with a picture of your adorable pup? Here are my favorite dog jokes and puns to help celebrate man’s best friend.
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The Best Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite dog puns for every circumstance.
My b**** is bad and bichon
I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
A dog always nose
Stop and paw-nder the meaning of life
I’m mutts about you!
The chihuahua is tiny but fur-ocious.
My labrador always makes me happy after a ruff day.
You’re the Pom-eranian
My favorite dish is collar greens
I was late for work because I lost my corgi-s.
She’s a bark-eting expert.
We need to Pinscher pennies.
Paw-ty like a dog-star
You can hound me any time!
Paws for dramatic effect.
I’m not fat, I’m husky.
We’re having labrad-oodles of fun.
Lost and greyhound
The dog’s favorite pattern is houndstooth.
My dog’s favorite tea is Earl Greyhound
My dog likes to get paw-litical.
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.
Trust me, I’m a dog-tor.
I’m so fur-tunate that you’re my dog.
Dalmatians hide so you don’t spot them.
I love camping with my dog because she’s great at ruffing it.
The Dachsund jumped into the pool because he was a hot dog.
Pup of noodles
Time for a manicure and paw-dicure
My dog had to take out student bones to get his pedigree.
I’ll follow you until you love me, Pupa-puparazzi
You’re totally paw-some.
A vampire’s favorite dog is a bloodhound.
Do the Jitter-pug
Do you prefer ice cream or pup-cicles?
Do you prefer Lomein or Chow Chow Mein?
Can i get a round of a-paws?
She’s gone Malamute
We didn’t want to buy a new car, so we leash-ed it.
He’s a domestic terrier-ist.
A viking’s favorite dog is a Great Dane.
These shoes are water-dogged
Belgian dogs love woof-les.
Don’t stop retrieving.
I fought the paw, but the paw one.
You’re a basset case.
Fur-get about it.
She’s a bark ranger.
You look ruff.
Shelti In Place
We’re moving to Collar-ado.
For English setter or worse
Re-leash me! I’d like to go for a walk.
On Halloween, he dressed like a pug-kin.
He came in second. Not every dog is a weiner.
Jeremiah was a bulldog
Dare to Keep Kids off Pugs
My dog really digs you.
Don’t bone it in.
His favorite ride is the Dog Flume
Paw-don my language
You’re a fur-midable opponent.
Time to chow chow down
Oregon, Nevada, and Arizona border collie-fornia
Let’s have some Yorkshire terrier pudding.
The Star Spaniel-ed Banner
Are you fur real?
Stop, drop, and roll over.
It’s just a fur-mality.
My dog is my fur-st mate.
It’s the leash you could do!
After Christmas, we celebrate Boxer-ing day.
He drives a furr-ari
I’ve never pet a dog I didn’t like.
Fur score and seven years ago
You’re the bees Havanese
You’re bangs are Lhasa Apso-ded.
I chews you!
Stop trying to make playing fetch happen.
These puns are paw-ful.
The Tell-tail Heart
Raise the woof
The mutt of the joke
My dog graduated with his pedigree.
Nebraskans are Corn-husky-s
Are you a wizard or a pug-gle?
Check his vi-tail signs
A dog is man’s best fur-riend
We’re so fur-tunate.
We’re at a tail-mate.
Rolling over into the weekend like
You don’t need a locksmith, just a corg-key!
Happy Paw-ther’s Day!
May your days be hairy and bright!
I’m beginning to Sussex that you’re hiding something.
Raiders of the Lost Bark.
The sun sets in the westie.
My dogs are all Tzu animals.
You are bone-ified awesome!
Flip the bird dog.
Getting a dog is a no-trainer.
My dog prefers when I work in my home paw-fice.
Pup of joe
Put your paws up.
He joined the band to play trom-bone.
Let’s go to the movies and get some pup-corn.
Stay Golden Retriever, Ponyboy
I’m with fur.
I turned in my lab report.
Furry hair. Don’t care.
I need to go in for my pet scan.
Mutt your stuff.
Make America Fetch Again
Bowl of Labra-noodles.
She gets her coffee at Star-barks.
My dog knows it’s you. She has collar ID.
Let’s throw a cocktail paw-ty!
Don’t worry, the Shephard dog herd you.
Let’s throw a Fourth of July bark-beque!
The Hound of Music
Bark-eep, I’d like another cocker-tail.
I ruff you.
Don’t forget your sham-poodle and canine-tioner.
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