151 Pawsome Dog Puns & Puppy Puns for Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious dog puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as dog Instagram captions or a dog status with a picture of your adorable pup? Here are my favorite dog jokes and puns to help celebrate man’s best friend.

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Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

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The Best Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite dog puns for every circumstance.

My b**** is bad and bichon 

I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

Su-paw Star

A dog always nose

Stop and paw-nder the meaning of life

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I’m mutts about you!

The chihuahua is tiny but fur-ocious.

My labrador always makes me happy after a ruff day.

You’re the Pom-eranian

My favorite dish is collar greens

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I was late for work because I lost my corgi-s.

Fairy Tail

She’s a bark-eting expert.

We need to Pinscher pennies. 

Paw-ty like a dog-star

You can hound me any time!

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Central Bark

Paws for dramatic effect.

I’m not fat, I’m husky.

We’re having labrad-oodles of fun.

Lost and greyhound

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

The dog’s favorite pattern is houndstooth.

My dog’s favorite tea is Earl Greyhound

My dog likes to get paw-litical.

You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

Trust me, I’m a dog-tor.

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I’m so fur-tunate that you’re my dog.

Dalmatians hide so you don’t spot them.

I love camping with my dog because she’s great at ruffing it.

The Dachsund jumped into the pool because he was a hot dog.

Pup of noodles

Jokes about Dogs Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Four-leaf Rover

Time for a manicure and paw-dicure

My dog had to take out student bones to get his pedigree.

I’ll follow you until you love me, Pupa-puparazzi

You’re totally paw-some.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

A vampire’s favorite dog is a bloodhound.

Do the Jitter-pug

Noah’s bark

Do you prefer ice cream or pup-cicles?

Do you prefer Lomein or Chow Chow Mein?

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Akita Banana

Can i get a round of a-paws?

She’s gone Malamute

We didn’t want to buy a new car, so we leash-ed it.

He’s a domestic terrier-ist.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

A viking’s favorite dog is a Great Dane.

Lab-racadabra

These shoes are water-dogged

Belgian dogs love woof-les.

Don’t stop retrieving.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I fought the paw, but the paw one.

You’re a basset case.

Fur-get about it.

She’s a bark ranger.

Paw-nbrokers

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Sheepdog-ish

You look ruff.

Shelti In Place

You’re labrador-able!

Rhythm Dalmation

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

We’re moving to Collar-ado.

For English setter or worse

Re-leash me! I’d like to go for a walk.

Spitz take

On Halloween, he dressed like a pug-kin.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

He came in second. Not every dog is a weiner.

B****, paw-lease.

Jeremiah was a bulldog

Dare to Keep Kids off Pugs

My dog really digs you.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Don’t bone it in.

American Pit-sburgh

His favorite ride is the Dog Flume

Maltese Towers

Beagle Ey

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Paw-don my language

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

Time to chow chow down

Happy Howl-idays!

Oregon, Nevada, and Arizona border collie-fornia

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Let’s have some Yorkshire terrier pudding.

The God-Paw-ther

The Star Spaniel-ed Banner

Are you fur real?

Stop, drop, and roll over.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

It’s just a fur-mality.

My dog is my fur-st mate.

It’s the leash you could do!

After Christmas, we celebrate Boxer-ing day.

He drives a furr-ari

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I’ve never pet a dog I didn’t like.

Mastiff Attack

Fur score and seven years ago

You’re the bees Havanese 

You’re bangs are Lhasa Apso-ded. 

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

I chews you!

Stop trying to make playing fetch happen.

These puns are paw-ful.

The Tell-tail Heart

Raise the woof

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

The mutt of the joke

My dog graduated with his pedigree.

Nebraskans are Corn-husky-s

Poodle-bug

Are you a wizard or a pug-gle?

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Check his vi-tail signs

A dog is man’s best fur-riend

We’re so fur-tunate.

We’re at a tail-mate.

Rolling over into the weekend like

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

You don’t need a locksmith, just a corg-key!

Feliz Navidog!

Happy Paw-ther’s Day!

May your days be hairy and bright!

I’m beginning to Sussex that you’re hiding something.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Raiders of the Lost Bark.

The sun sets in the westie.

My dogs are all Tzu animals.

You are bone-ified awesome!

Mother-barker

Flip the bird dog.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Getting a dog is a no-trainer.

My dog prefers when I work in my home paw-fice.

Pup of joe

Put your paws up.

He joined the band to play trom-bone.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Let’s go to the movies and get some pup-corn.

Stay Golden Retriever, Ponyboy

I’m with fur.

I turned in my lab report.

Payday Bone

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Furry hair. Don’t care.

Stay paw-stivie!

I need to go in for my pet scan.

Mutt your stuff.

Hello, corg-eous.

Jokes about Dog Puns for Dog Instagram Captions and Dog WhatsApp Status

Make America Fetch Again

Bowl of Labra-noodles.

She gets her coffee at Star-barks.

Pug Life

My dog knows it’s you. She has collar ID.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status Dogs

Let’s throw a cocktail paw-ty!

San Puppy-grino

Don’t worry, the Shephard dog herd you.

Let’s throw a Fourth of July bark-beque!

The Hound of Music

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Bark-eep, I’d like another cocker-tail.

I ruff you.

Don’t forget your sham-poodle and canine-tioner.

Dog-ton Abbey

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