Looking for hilarious Empire State Building puns to share with friends before a trip to NYC? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Empire State Building Instagram captions or an Empire State Building status on your trip? Here are my favorite Empire State Building jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Empire State Building Puns & Jokes
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The Best Empire State Building Puns for Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite Empire State Building puns for every circumstance.
I gotta testify. Come up in the spot lookin’ extra fly
‘Fore the day I die, I’ma scrape the sky
You should lightning up.
Art Deco Therapy
Hanks you very much
I plead the Fifth Avenue
In my observation
If you’re afraid of heights, you’d better steel yourself.
I’m the King Kong of the world
I was so excited about visiting the Empire State Building today that I had a sleepless night.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions
- 101 Hilarious New York Puns & New York Instagram Captions
- 25 Boss Brooklyn Bridge Puns for Perfect Brooklyn Bridge Captions & Statuses
- 21 Slapstick Statue of Liberty Puns for Instagram Captions & Statuses
- 13 Times Square Puns for Perfect Times Square Instagram Captions
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York
The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More New York Travel Resources
Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYC, my Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty (and winter tips for the Statue of Liberty)
Of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York Puns, Statue of Liberty quotes, Statue of Liberty puns, Times Square quotes, Times Square puns, and Empire State Building quotes.
Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.