101 Fabulous Flower Puns for Your Flower Captions & Statuses

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Looking for funny flower puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as flower captions or a flower status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite flower jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Flower Puns for Flower Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite flower puns for every circumstance.

We’re BFFs – best buds forever

You rose to the occasion. 

Begonia. Don’t stay.

Be still my bleeding heart.

Everything is A-Bouquet.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

I hope your bonesets quickly.

She’s a buttercup.

You can poppy-n anytime.

Aloe gov’nah.

The witching flower

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

In English class, we’re reading the Canterbury Bells.

Blossom buddies.

Every daisy is better because of you.

What in carnation?

Put the petal to the metal.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Chives right in.

I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.

Rose over bros.

Bouquet Pokey

Don’t be so posy.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Well aloe, Dolly

I’m so glad I’m y-orchid.

Stem the tide.

Let’s get to the root of the problem.

Hibiscus and gravy

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Mums the word.

Let’s throw a Gardenia party.

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Bride and Bloom

A peony saved is a peony earned.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

The more you grow.

Wildflower Child

Thanks, Dahlia face.

Edgar Allen Poe’s favorite plant is the corpse flower. 

Iris my life to save you.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Every dogwood has its day.

Don’t sing out of Petunia.

I ain’t dandelion.

Go with the flower

She has a violet streak.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Light as a heather, stiff as a board.

My favorite shoes are crocus.

Every rose has its hawthorn.

Can’t you run any aster?

Jasmine Hands

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

You are the baneberry of my existence.

Vase of Spades

What lilac at work, I make up for at home.

I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.

On a larkspur.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

You’re the most beautiful girl in the cosmos.

I have a laurel exam.

Merlin’s Goatbeard!

Don’t be so mallow.

Hosta la vista, baby!

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Don’t fall at the last myrtle.

Hyacinth-ia! (Okay, so this only works for women named Cynthia)

Time to take stalk of my life.

Don’t be so impatiens.

Thistle while you work.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Hannah Lantana

Tiger Lily King

You’ll rue the day.

Stop trying to make vetch happen.

We should go sea thrift store shopping.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Erase the stigma.

You’re my shooting star.

Pistil’s firing.

The inmates are running the sweet asylum.

The day after tom-yarrow.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

The flower urned this one.

Thistle be a beautiful day!

Girls just want to have sunflowers.

Legalize flower pot.

You’re simply Iris-istible

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

You had me at aloe.

I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.

Happy Mum’s Day

I love it when you call me Big Poppy.

I’ve had it once and floral.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Don’t stop be-leafing.

Thistle house.

My favorite movie is Stigma-ta.

I’m head clover heals in love.

Good day, sunflower.

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

You made my daisy.

I love flower-less cake.

Gardens of the Galaxy

Of the I seed.

Death Petal

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Don’t get so pansy with me.

If I had a trillium dollars

April showers bring Mayflowers

What a foxglove

Rhythm Pollination

Jokes about Flower Puns for Flower Instagram Captions and Flower WhatsApp Status

Clean your bloom

He’s a garden criminal.

I lilac you a lot

I wet my plants

We’re pinching peonies.

Sunflower Power

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