Looking for funny flower puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as flower captions or a flower status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite flower jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Flower Puns for Flower Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite flower puns for every circumstance.
We’re BFFs – best buds forever
You rose to the occasion.
Begonia. Don’t stay.
Be still my bleeding heart.
Everything is A-Bouquet.
I hope your bonesets quickly.
She’s a buttercup.
You can poppy-n anytime.
The witching flower
In English class, we’re reading the Canterbury Bells.
Every daisy is better because of you.
What in carnation?
Put the petal to the metal.
Chives right in.
I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.
Rose over bros.
Don’t be so posy.
Well aloe, Dolly
I’m so glad I’m y-orchid.
Stem the tide.
Let’s get to the root of the problem.
Hibiscus and gravy
Mums the word.
Let’s throw a Gardenia party.
I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
Bride and Bloom
A peony saved is a peony earned.
The more you grow.
Thanks, Dahlia face.
Edgar Allen Poe’s favorite plant is the corpse flower.
Iris my life to save you.
Every dogwood has its day.
Don’t sing out of Petunia.
I ain’t dandelion.
Go with the flower
She has a violet streak.
Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
My favorite shoes are crocus.
Every rose has its hawthorn.
Can’t you run any aster?
You are the baneberry of my existence.
Vase of Spades
What lilac at work, I make up for at home.
I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.
On a larkspur.
You’re the most beautiful girl in the cosmos.
I have a laurel exam.
Don’t be so mallow.
Hosta la vista, baby!
Don’t fall at the last myrtle.
Hyacinth-ia! (Okay, so this only works for women named Cynthia)
Time to take stalk of my life.
Don’t be so impatiens.
Thistle while you work.
Tiger Lily King
You’ll rue the day.
Stop trying to make vetch happen.
We should go sea thrift store shopping.
Erase the stigma.
You’re my shooting star.
The inmates are running the sweet asylum.
The day after tom-yarrow.
The flower urned this one.
Thistle be a beautiful day!
Girls just want to have sunflowers.
Legalize flower pot.
You’re simply Iris-istible
You had me at aloe.
I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.
Happy Mum’s Day
I love it when you call me Big Poppy.
I’ve had it once and floral.
Don’t stop be-leafing.
My favorite movie is Stigma-ta.
I’m head clover heals in love.
Good day, sunflower.
You made my daisy.
I love flower-less cake.
Gardens of the Galaxy
Of the I seed.
Don’t get so pansy with me.
If I had a trillium dollars
April showers bring Mayflowers
What a foxglove
Clean your bloom
He’s a garden criminal.
I lilac you a lot
I wet my plants
We’re pinching peonies.
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