101 Hilarious Hawaii Puns & Jokes for Hawaii Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Hawaii puns to share with friends before a trip to Hawaii? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Hawaii Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite puns and jokes about Hawaii to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

I’ve been collecting the best travel puns for years, but I have to say that dad jokes about Hawaii and Hawaiian puns are some of my favorites! I hope you enjoy these and share your own in the comments.

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How to Use these Hawaii Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Hawaii for your photo captions, Hawaii Instagram captions, Hawaii Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want! If you do use one, I’d love it if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

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Hawaii Puns & Jokes about Hawaii

My favorite Hawaii jokes and puns!

Hawaii Travel Puns

Where in Hawaii do you want to go? Can you be more Pacific?

Here today, gone to Maui.

You had me at Aloha.

Waikiki, do you love me?

Hawaii

Oahu doin’?

Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend.

Girls just wanna have sunsets.

See ya’ lei-ter!

Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?

Hawaii

Hana nice day!

Keep palm and carry on.

Don’t go chasing Rainbow Falls.

Hawaii

I’m gonna mahalo at you in a bit.

Alo-hot.

I can’t wait to Maui you.

Hawaiian Food Puns

Feeling fine-apple

Mai Thais are mai kinda thing.

Don’t play poi with me.

In Hawaii, it’s impossible to feel lou lou-sey!

Hawaii

I’m just squidding around.

Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all

I’m never haupia than when I’m in Hawaii!

Hawaii

You are the pineapple of my eye.

Hawaii never goes out of passion fruit.

Hawaiian Beach Puns

Tropic like it’s hot.

Don’t worry. Beach happy.

Feeling fin-tastic!

I whale always love you.

Hawaii

Be my gull-friend?

Beach better have my money.

Shell we dance all night?

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

Time to seas the day.

Hawaii

I can sea clearly now the rain has gone.

I have resting beach face. 

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Girls just wanna have sun.

Hawaiian Volcano Puns

I lava Hawaii.

In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting.

Hawaii rocks.

The views are in-crater-ble.

Let’s play a game of Truth or Caldera.

Hawaii

Make lava not war.

In Hawaii, you’ve got to just go with the flow.

Hiking on volcanoes is a blast.

Volcanoes are so hot right now.

We came to Hawaii to let off some steam.

Hawaii

Girl, you look good, won’t you back that ash up

It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii.

The decision to come to Hawaii this year was magma-nimous.

Hawaii blew me away.

Coming soon:

Maui Puns

Oahu Puns

Kauai Puns

Hawaiian Shirt Puns

Lei Puns

Luau Puns

White Lotus Puns

Hawaiian Punch Puns

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Hawaii

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The Lonely Planet Best of Hawaii guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

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A Camera since Hawaii is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Hawaii because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Hawaii make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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