101 Hilarious Hawaii Puns & Jokes for Hawaii Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 10th February 2023, 01:06 pm

Looking for hilarious Hawaii puns to share with friends before a trip to Hawaii? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Hawaii Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite puns and jokes about Hawaii to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

I’ve been collecting the best travel puns for years, but I have to say that dad jokes about Hawaii and Hawaiian puns are some of my favorites! I hope you enjoy these and share your own in the comments.

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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023

These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.

Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing

Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.

Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.

For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.

For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.

Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.

For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.

Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).

For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.

How to Use these Hawaii Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Hawaii for your photo captions, Hawaii Instagram captions, Hawaii Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want! If you do use one, I’d love it if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

Hawaii Puns & Jokes about Hawaii

My favorite Hawaii jokes and puns!

Hawaii Travel Puns

Where in Hawaii do you want to go? Can you be more Pacific?

Here today, gone to Maui.

You had me at Aloha.

Waikiki, do you love me?

Oahu doin’?

Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend.

Girls just wanna have sunsets.

See ya’ lei-ter!

Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?

Hana nice day!

Keep palm and carry on.

Don’t go chasing Rainbow Falls.

I’m gonna mahalo at you in a bit.

Alo-hot.

I can’t wait to Maui you.

Hawaiian Food Puns

Feeling fine-apple.

Mai Thais are mai kinda thing.

Don’t play poi with me.

In Hawaii, it’s impossible to feel lou lou-sey!

I’m just squidding around.

Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all

I’m never haupia than when I’m in Hawaii!

You are the pineapple of my eye.

Hawaii never goes out of passion fruit.

Hawaiian Beach Puns

Tropic like it’s hot.

Don’t worry. Beach happy.

Feeling fin-tastic!

I whale always love you.

Be my gull-friend?

Beach better have my money.

Shell we dance all night?

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

Time to seas the day.

I can sea clearly now the rain has gone.

I have resting beach face.

Girls just wanna have sun.

Hawaiian Volcano Puns

I lava Hawaii.

In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting.

Hawaii rocks.

The views are in-crater-ble.

Let’s play a game of Truth or Caldera.

Make lava not war.

In Hawaii, you’ve got to just go with the flow.

Hiking on volcanoes is a blast.

Volcanoes are so hot right now.

We came to Hawaii to let off some steam.

Girl, you look good, won’t you back that ash up

It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii.

Maui Puns

Oahu Puns

Kauai Puns

Hawaiian Shirt Puns

Lei Puns

Luau Puns

White Lotus Puns

Hawaiian Punch Puns

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Hawaii

The Lonely Planet Best of Hawaii guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Hawaii is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).

My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Hawaii because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.

It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Hawaii make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.