Looking for funny homeschool puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as homeschool captions or a homeschool status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite homeschooling jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Homeschool Puns for Homeschool Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite homeschooling puns for every circumstance.
Schoolmarm hair. Don’t care.
I try to keep our house very classy.
I was nervous about homeschooling English class before, but now I’m past tense.
My homeschool plan? I’m keeping it close to the chess.
We try to think outside of the boxed.
You can’t lesson our enthusiasm!
Sometimes I make mystakes teaching science, but only periodically.
I was having a hard time explaining how lightning works, but then it struck me.
I’m finding teaching my kids anatomy to be quite humerous.
Accidental Homeschoolers happen.
My kids think geology rocks.
I used to think teaching math was intimidating, but now it’s as easy as pi.
I’ll teach algebra and trig, but graphing is where I draw the line.
I walked in on my kids reading. There were getting lit.
My kids are starting to learn that I’m always write.
I need to zinc up what we’ll do next in science.
I always get frightened when I see my kids with graph paper. They must be plotting something.
I was trying to teach history, but my kids were Stalin
I think history is awesome, but my kids think I Babylon.
They keep asking if we can listen to music while they work on their history lesson so I put on Plymouth Rock.
We have our counselor’s office set up in the kitchen. Whatever’s said there is Kitchen Confidential.
My dog chewed up the kids’ school supplies. The dog ate their homeschool.
My daughter’s favorite subject is P.E. She just loves her precious gym.
As a homeschooling parent, every day is take your kid to work day.
I prefer to think of myself as the brunch lady.
I walked in on my kids laughing during science. I asked them what was sodium funny.
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