50 Fabulous India Puns & India Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious India puns to share with friends before a trip to India? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as India Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite India jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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India Puns and India Jokes for India Instagram Captions

 

 

How to Use these India Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about India for your photo captions, India Instagram captions, India Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:

 

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General India Puns & Jokes about India

 

I can’t wait to Goa there.

 

We just got here, but now it’s time to say Mumbai.

 

Should we eat at the Delhi or the New Dehli?

 

I just Bangalore this place.

 

India-nile that I ever have to leave!

 

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Chennai call you later?

 

Madras you a question?

 

See ya’ monsoon.

 

I try to be good, but I’m just been so Hyderabad lately.

 

He’s one Kolkata!

 

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Ahmedabad mood, but this beautiful country will cheer me right up.

 

Jaipur you a cup of chai?

 

I was having a bad day, but I’m feeling some Lucknow.

 

Now don’t get Agra-ssive.

 

Going, going, Ganges.

 

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The mountains in India are just hill areas.

 

Taj to the hand.

 

Just got done souvenir shopping. Check out mahal.

 

You are my sunshine, my Darjeeling sunshine.

 

I’ve been very active on this trip but my partner? Himalayan around.

 

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Today we hit our peak. It’s all downhill from here!

 

Here we go a Kerala-ing.

 

Get Indus car right now!

 

Here today, Ghandi tomorrow.

 

When I leave India, I’m going to have a cow!

 

 

India Food Puns

 

Keep calm and curry on.

 

My b**** is bad and bhaji.

 

It sure is rice to be here!

 

It’s a brew-tiful day!

 

Korma’s a b****.

 

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I’m having samosa fun in India.

 

Aloo, governor.

 

spice with my little eye, something quite delicious!

 

It’s time say Good-chai.

 

I didn’t like her salad, Butter Chicken was delicious.

 

I don’t have time for naan of that drama.

 

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Have ewe ever tried anything as delicious as lamb korma?

 

When in Indian, there’s always dumpling for you to try!

 

Never a dal moment in India.

 

When in India, I never say no to second helpings! I always want momo.

 

We ate a delicious dinner and then stayed up to watch the sun-rice.

 

You’re all that and momo.

 

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My mother’s so smart, but Papadum.

 

Biryani, it’s cold in here.

 

Is that samosa be funny.

 

Ooh, lhasi what you did there.

 

Who you gonna call? Gosh busters!

 

Don’t just sit idli by while I cook.

 

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Korma, korma, korma, korma, korma chameleon.

 

It doesn’t mattar anyway.

 

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to India

 

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The Lonely Planet India guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. 

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since India is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for India because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. 

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

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Before you leave for India make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in India’s cities. My friend Chris had his iPhone stolen in Mumbai, but luckily he was able to claim it on his travel insurance. 

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

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