50 Knee-Slappingly-Bad Indonesia Puns and Jokes for Your Vacation

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Looking for hilarious Indonesia puns to share with friends before a trip? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Indonesia Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Indonesia jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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Indonesia Puns and Indonesia Jokes

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How to Use these Indonesia Puns & Jokes

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Indonesia Puns & Jokes about Indonesia

Here are some of my favorite puns about different places in Indonesia.

There’s Tanah Lot to do in Indonesia!

Making the mosque of our time in Indonesia!

Pass me the Thousand Islands dressing. 

I’m so tired from all this sightseeing. I’m komodo dragon my feet.

It’s a Madura of taste.

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I love Indonesia – north, east, south, and West Sumatra.

Are we having a fabulous time in Indonesia? Gili-ty as charged!

The views in Indonesia will pool you in.

Indonesia’s volcanoes are so rude. They int-erupt a lot!

Indonesian Food Puns

Indonesian food has influences from multiple cultures and has great diversity across the country. Here are some Indonesian food puns to help you express your love for these wonderful dishes.

My favorite band is Durian Durian.

I’d rather you pay for Indonesian food that if we go Dutch.

It sure is rice to be here!

I’ll Java what he’s having.

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Indonesian food is soto delicious!

I Gado-Gado have some more!

It’s a brew-tiful day!

Bakmi this is good!

Satay away!

Indonesian Food Satay

Gulai goody gumdrops!

I’ve dreamed of seeing Indonesia since Bakwan I was a small child.

I think Ikan, I think Ikan.

Don’t worry Indonesia, I have to leave but one day I’ll Bebek Goreng.

Bali Puns

Headed to the Last Paradise? Keep these Bali puns in mind!

The place is un-Bali-able!

Batur up!

Forget Ubud it!

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I can’t wait to Gitgit to Bali!

I can’t Sing-sing the praises of Bali enough!

Bali is the Waterbom.

Feeling like a spoiled Bratan here in Bali, and I love it.

Jakarta Puns

Headed to the Big Durian? Make sure to bring these puns with you!

Are you sure you want to go shopping? We’ll have to Jakarta-round whatever we buy.

I know you’re tired, but you don’t have to b**** and Monas about it.

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5 Jakarta Food & Drinks You Simply Must Try!

It’s Suropati that we have to leave soon!

Indonesia

When I’m in Jakarta, nothing’s Wayang me down.

Touch the Skye Bar.

Beach Puns

A few beach-y keen puns for your Indonesia beach days. (That one was a bonus pun).

Feeling fin-tastic!

Girls just wanna have sun.

Tropic like it’s hot.

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That sun of a beach!

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

I’m not shore I ever want to leave!

Shell, yeah!

Aloe, is it me your looking for? (This one is especially great for any post-beach sunburns you need to take care of). 

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Keep palm and carry on.

It’s a gull-friends weekend!

Monkey Puns

Headed to the Sacred Monkey Forrest? Here are some great monkey puns to use while you’re there!

That baby monkey is just a chimp off the old block!

These monkeys fought so hard to steal those bananas it was basically gorilla warfare.

Getting that hot goss from the ape vine.

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Monkeys are cute but feisty. Take that as a gibbon.

We got out of there in two shakes of a monkey’s tail!

I hope this monkey story has a fairy-tail ending.

Have you come up with any hilarious jokes about Indonesia or Indonesia puns recently? If so, leave them in the comments, and I’ll add it to the list!

Want more Travel Puns?

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Indonesia

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The Lonely Planet Indonesia guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

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25 Gorgeous Indonesia Quotes & Indonesia Instagram Captions

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Indonesian sim card and have internet access without relying on local wifi.

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Indonesia is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Asian cities because it has many anti-theft features.

 

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