Looking for hilarious Ireland puns to share with friends before a trip to Ireland? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Ireland Instagram captions or an Ireland status on your trip? Here are my favorite Ireland jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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The Best Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Ireland puns for every circumstance.
Ireland City Puns
I’m Dublin down on what I said before: Ireland is the best country in the world.
Stick a Cork in me
Doolin over these gorgeous views.
This city should be on South Park, because they Kilkenney.
Wherever Sligo there’s a shadow of you
I went to lose a jolly hour on a Tralee – Lost my heart instead (for all you Judy Garland-heads)
Your Cobh-er’s blown.
Can I get some marsh-Mallow-s?
Castlebar the door.
Ireland Travel Puns
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
This trip is quite a cliff hanger.
Keep calm and leprechaun.
Enjoying a reign-y day here at Dublin castle. (If you need more castle puns, and who doesn’t? check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).
We Slea, okay
Look for the Beara necessities
I fell into a burnin’ Ring of Kerry
Shamrock the Casbah
Burren down the house.
I can think Clare-ly now, the rain has gone.
Holla at Ya Boyne
Kerry on my wayward son.
Everybody wants to wool the world.
Nothing can ruin this view.
Truth or Kildare?
I’m Offaly fond of this place.
Solo travel allows me to visit Irish castles on my throne.
Look what’s in my picnic Blasket!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I wish I may, Irish I might
Paddy like a rockstar.
You give me Liffey.
Aran so far away.
A four-Meath clover
Step out into the Galway
Here today, Leprechaun tomorrow.
Do you have any Skellig-tons in your closet?
Irish Food Puns
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated. (Need more fish puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).
Can I use the chowder room?
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m boxty – I’m the b**** ya’ll love to hate
I just need salmon to love.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I love when you coddle me.
Thanks for pudding up with me.
The pie’s the limit.
Show me your mussels.
Tripe for the picking
Goody, Goody Gumdrops
I loaf Irish Soda Bread.
Gentlemen, tart your engines.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
This beef is corny.
Nice and crisp-y.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why do you build me up, butter cup?
Ireland Beer Puns
Let’s make some pour decisions!
Ale caught up!
Out and a stout.
Deja brew all over again.
Don’t give in to beer pressure.
Ireland truly raises the bar.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Don’t worry. Be hoppy.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Wish you were beer.
Don’t act draft.
Lend me your beers.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I just called to say ‘I love brew.’
We’re just sloshing around.
Burst into cheers.
A full Irish breakfast? I’d rather have bacon and kegs.
You snooze. You booze.
Irish Whiskey Pun
Distill my beating heart
Starting my day with a Full Irish coffee. (Need more coffee puns? Check out 151 Coffee Puns for Perfect Coffee Captions).
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m Rick Jameson.
Ireland, I tumbler for you.
This place lifts my spirits.
And whose malt is that?
I can barley handle my whiskey.
Tullamore, Tullamore, did you get very far?
Our time in Ireland is on the rocks.
Irish Animal Puns
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
That was foal play.
A good night’s sheep.
This is otter-ly rediculous.
Ireland is very a-moo-sing.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
I hate to badger you.
Top of the morning to ewe.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
It’s calf past five o’clock.
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Ireland
The Lonely Planet Ireland guidebook or the Rick Steves Ireland guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Irish sim card to navigate your drives.
Melatonin if you’ll be traveling transatlantic and your sleep schedule will be disrupted.
Universal Outlet Adapters if your appliances are from North America or Continental Europe or any part of the world that uses outlets different than Ireland & the UK.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Dublin and Belfast because it has many anti-theft features.
More Ireland Travel Resources
Headed to Ireland? Start with my Ireland packing list so you know what to bring with you on your trip. Next, if you’re still hammering out your itinerary, I have some posts designed to help you pick where to go:
- 10 Spectacular Scenic Drives in Ireland
- Ring of Kerry or Dingle Peninsula
- Dublin or Belfast: Which Emerald Isle City is Right for You?
- 30 of the Most Instagrammable Places in Ireland
- Best things to do in Dingle.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Amsterdam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Dublin where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.