101 Irresistible Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Ireland puns to share with friends before a trip to Ireland? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Ireland Instagram captions or an Ireland status on your trip? Here are my favorite Ireland jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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The Best Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Ireland puns for every circumstance.

Ireland City Puns

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

I’m Dublin down on what I said before: Ireland is the best country in the world.

Living Dingle

Stick a Cork in me

Doolin over these gorgeous views.

This city should be on South Park, because they Kilkenney.

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

Wherever Sligo there’s a shadow of you

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I went to lose a jolly hour on a Tralee – Lost my heart instead (for all you Judy Garland-heads)

Your Cobh-er’s blown.

Feeling Louth-y.

Can I get some marsh-Mallow-s?

Castlebar the door.

Ireland Travel Puns

 

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.

This trip is quite a cliff hanger.

Cashel money.

Keep calm and leprechaun.

Enjoying a reign-y day here at Dublin castle. (If you need more castle puns, and who doesn’t? check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

We Slea, okay

Look for the Beara necessities

I fell into a burnin’ Ring of Kerry

Shamrock the Casbah

Burren down the house.

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

I can think Clare-ly now, the rain has gone.

Holla at Ya Boyne

Kerry on my wayward son.

Everybody wants to wool the world.

Nothing can ruin this view.

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

Run-a-Muckross

Truth or Kildare?

I’m Offaly fond of this place.

Solo travel allows me to visit Irish castles on my throne.

Look what’s in my picnic Blasket!

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

Do you be-leaf in magic?

Seeing green.

If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

I wish I may, Irish I might

Paddy like a rockstar.

Jokes about Ireland Puns for Ireland Instagram Captions and Ireland WhatsApp Status

You give me Liffey.

Aran so far away.

A four-Meath clover

Step out into the Galway

Here today, Leprechaun tomorrow.

Do you have any Skellig-tons in your closet?

Irish Food Puns

Ireland - Dingle - Cheese Shop

Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.

The food here is quite so-fish-ticated. (Need more fish puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

Can I use the chowder room?

Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.

I’m boxty – I’m the b**** ya’ll love to hate

Ireland - Dingle - Lord Baker's

I just need salmon to love.

Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower

I love when you coddle me.

Brack Attack

Thanks for pudding up with me.

Ireland - Dingle - Ice Cream at the Skipper

The pie’s the limit.

Show me your mussels.

Tripe for the picking

Goody, Goody Gumdrops

I loaf Irish Soda Bread.

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Ireland - Kenmare - Sheen Falls Lodge Afternoon Tea

Gentlemen, tart your engines.

In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.

This beef is corny.

Nice and crisp-y.

Irish food is legen-dairy.

Why do you build me up, butter cup?

Ireland Beer Puns

Ireland - Dingle - Dick Mack's Pub

Let’s make some pour decisions!

Ale caught up!

Out and a stout.

Deja brew all over again.

Don’t give in to beer pressure.

Ireland - Dingle - Dick Mack's Pub

Ireland truly raises the bar.

The lager you wait, the better it tastes.

Don’t worry. Be hoppy.

It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.

Wish you were beer.

Don’t act draft.

Ireland - Dingle - Pub

Lend me your beers.

Ireland is pitcher perfect.

Pub life.

I just called to say ‘I love brew.’

Clinky boots.

Ireland - Dingle - Pub

We’re just sloshing around.

Burst into cheers.

A full Irish breakfast? I’d rather have bacon and kegs.

You snooze. You booze.

Irish Whiskey Pun

Ireland - Dingle - Dingle Distillery

Distill my beating heart

Starting my day with a Full Irish coffee. (Need more coffee puns? Check out 151 Coffee Puns for Perfect Coffee Captions).

In Ireland, I call the shots.

I’m Rick Jameson.

Ireland, I tumbler for you.

Ireland - Dingle - Pub

This place lifts my spirits.

And whose malt is that?

I can barley handle my whiskey.

Tullamore, Tullamore, did you get very far?

Our time in Ireland is on the rocks.

Irish Animal Puns

Ireland - Kenmare - Seals at Kenmare Bay shutterstock_672628873 copy

In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.

That was foal play.

A good night’s sheep.

This is otter-ly rediculous.

Ireland is very a-moo-sing.

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

I hate to badger you.

Top of the morning to ewe.

Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.

It’s calf past five o’clock.

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Ireland

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

 

The Lonely Planet Ireland guidebook or the Rick Steves Ireland guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Irish sim card to navigate your drives.

Melatonin if you’ll be traveling transatlantic and your sleep schedule will be disrupted.

Universal Outlet Adapters if your appliances are from North America or Continental Europe or any part of the world that uses outlets different than Ireland & the UK.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Dublin and Belfast because it has many anti-theft features.

More Ireland Travel Resources

Ireland - Dublin - Failte Ireland
Pic courtesy of Failte Ireland

Headed to Ireland? Start with my Ireland packing list so you know what to bring with you on your trip. Next, if you’re still hammering out your itinerary, I have some posts designed to help you pick where to go:

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

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I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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