101 Impressive Italy Puns & Jokes for Italy Instagram Captions!

Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 07:13 pm

Looking for hilarious Italy puns to share with friends before a trip? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Italy Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Italy jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

I’ve been collecting the best travel puns for years, but I have to say that dad jokes about Italy and Italian puns are some of my favorites! I hope you enjoy these and share your own in the comments.

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Italy Puns & Jokes about Italy

I really never run out of Italy puns, but here are my favorites!

What a rem-arc-able country!

There’s so much to do that it’s impossible to get Borgia-d in Italy. 

Home sweet dome.

When in Italy, go campanile-ing!

You’d have to be a bit Gothic not to love Italy.

Trying to speak Italian really tryptich-s me up!

People are just Ravenna-ing about Italy!

Italy has a Puglia on my heart. 

Turin around, bright eyes.

Read next: Best Quotes about Italy | Best Books about Italy

Italian Food Puns

From spaghetti to pizza to cannolis, Italian food puns are some of the most fun Italy puns around!

My favorite instrument is the lemoncello.

Leaving a pizza my heart in Italy.

We’re so sad that we’ve run out of thyme here in Italy.

Swing ciabatta, ciabatta swing.

I chianti-ven believe it’s already time to go home!

I don’t gnocchi how I’m ever gonna leave this place.

I think olive you.

If you tell me a secret, I’ll never tagliatelle a soul.

I’m not alfreddo tell you that I’m in love with Italy!

Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.

You cannoli do so much on one vacation.

Italy, I know when I leave I’m going tiramisu terribly!

Italy is prosecco-nd to none!

I’m pasta-tive that we will be back in Italy soon!

Here today, gone tomato.

Wine not?

Italian food is magic. You start with some plain pasta…and pesto, it’s delicious!

Maybe we should ask him to join us? He looks cannelloni.

Italians whine a lot, but they’re still grape!

Italy has turned me into a gelat-ho.

Aperol showers bring May flowers.

Penne for your thoughts?

Let’s get fizzy-cal!

All noodles outside of Italy just im-pastas.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

Read next: What to East in Milan | Best Wine Countries in the World

Roman Mythology Puns

While these can be used in more places than just Italy, I doubt you’ll come here and not be inspired by the fun Italian dad jokes that can be made from Roman mythology!

I guess Romulus and Remus were hungry like the wolf.

Did Juno that there’s no better place to be than in Italy?

Those street performers sing out of Neptune.

There are scooters everywhere. Italians love their Vestas!

You don’t have to be a Genius to want to visit Italy.

Ops, I did it again!

Tellus, what’s your favorite thing about being on vacation?

The Sol-s of my feet are hurting!

Have you Ceres-ously never been to Italy?

You haven’t been to Italy? That’s simply Apollo-ing!

The heat here is getting on my last Minerva-s.

Italian History Puns

There’s so much opportunity for Italian history puns, from Roman history right to the modern day! I’ve also got some Italian literature puns thrown in for the fun of it!

It would be a Seneca to miss this view!

The Roman Empire was cut in half with a pair of Caesars.

Toga-ther we can rule the world.

Italy has Agrippa my heart.

Can you Hannibal me the wine?

Isn’t it Ovid-ious how beautiful this country is?

Before I got to Italy, I was on the Vergil of a nervous breakdown.

I’m going to need a Diocletian to help me lose all this vacation weight!

Feeling a bit Gracchi after partying all night last night.

Dante me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life’s candy and the sun’s
A ball of butter
Don’t bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade

Venice Puns

Every city in Italy is rife for puns and dad jokes, but here are some highlights for Venice. Should you want to keep going, I have more Venice puns listed here!

Canal Italian cities be as pretty as Venice?

St. Mark’s the Spot.

Feline just fine in Venice. 

Here today, gondola tomorrow!

The views in Venice are not to be mist!

Read next: 25 Hilarious Venice Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone | The Best Quotes about Venice

Rome Puns

The Eternal City is eternally inspiring puns. Okay, that one was a freebie! If you still want more, check out my favorite Rome puns.

Home sweet Rome.

Caught in a bad Rome-ance.

My favorite movie is Sistine candles.

Arch you glad you’re in Rome?

We built this city on rock and Rome.

Read next: 50 Hilarious Rome Puns & Inspiration for Rome Instagram Captions

See also: The Best Historical Sites in Rome | How to Visit Ostia Antica from Rome | Best Quotes about Rome | The Roman Forum

Vatican Puns

Yes, even a place as somber and spiritual as the Vatican can still tickle my funny bones. Just use these Vatican puns respectfully!

Dress warm at the Vatican, it’s a bit gold.

These nuns in St. Peter’s wear the same thing every day of their trip. It must be a habit.

It would be a Pieta to skip out on a visit to the Vatican while in Rome!

How many priests in the Vatican are women? Nun of them!

Some people leave the Vatican feeling at peace, others leave incensed.

Tuscany Puns

The absolutely unrivaled beauty of Tuscany doesn’t mean that there aren’t some good puns to be had! Here are a few Tuscany puns to go along with your time here. Consider this living under the Tuscan pun, if you will. (Another freebie!

Tuscany stole a Pisa my heart.

There Arno prettier views than here in Tuscany.

Lucca over there!

Have you ever Siena prettier city?

This town is way Radda than I expected!

Milan Puns

On of my absolute favorite cities in Italy (I think it’s on of the most underrated cities in Europe), Milan is rife for a good pun or two!

Duomo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Keep calm and love Milan.

Enjoying one Last Supper in Milan!

In Milan, we’re in the Da Vinci mode.

Enjoying our day trip to Lake Como wade too much!

Read next: The Best Quotes about Milan | Things to Do in Milan | Things to Do in Milan at Night | Things to Do in Milan in Winter

Want more: How to Spend 3 Days in Milan | The Best Day Trips from Milan | What to Eat in Milan | The Prettiest Churches in Milan

Even more? Lake Como Day Trip from Milan | How to See the Last Supper in Milan | Best Hidden Gems in Milan | Best Milan Instagram Spots | Best Milan Festivals

Sicily Puns

Sicily is a fun one for puns because there are just so many iconic Sicilian landmarks and food to have fun with. Here are some of my favorite Sicilian puns!

Holy Stromboli!

Mount Etna is so annoying! It always wants to int-erupt!

I have to wear my glasses in Sicily because I forgot to pack my Salina solution.

No one can Syracuse me of having a bad time in Sicily!

Florence Puns

It’s such a Pitti we can’t stay here longer!

Bring a jacket to Florence in winter. It’s Firenze-ing out here!

Now Uffizi, now you don’t!

I love sightseeing near Florence, but the Fiesole-s of my feet are in pain!

We Giotta get to Florence soon!

Read next: The Best Quotes about Florence | Best Things to Do in Florence

Naples Puns

One of the busiest (and grittiest) cities in Italy, you’ll have a lot of fun Naples puns to choose from while here!

Just catacomb-ing around Naples. 

Do you like my Nuovo hat? I bought it just for my trip to Naples.

It would take a Herculanium effort to drag me out of bed this morning. 

Ash me how my day was at Pompeii. #toosoon

We lava-d our trip to Mount Vesuvius.

Amalfi Coast Puns

Just because the coast is stunning doesn’t mean you can have fun making dad jokes about the Amalfi coast!

Amalfi glad to be here!

We are very Sorrento have to leave this beautiful place.

We shore do love our time here on the Amalfi Coast!

We are Ravello-ing the beauty of this place!

The Amalfi Coast is Positano-ly lovely!

Read next: Quotes about the Amalfi Coast | Most Beautiful Beaches in the Mediterranean

Did I miss any of your favorite Italy jokes or puns? If so, leave it in the comments, and I’ll add it to the list!

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Italy

The Lonely Planet Italy guidebook or the Rick Steves Italy guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive in Italy, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Italian sim card while here to help navigate the trains.

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Italy is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Italy because it has many anti-theft features.

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