Looking for hilarious Italy puns to share with friends before a trip? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Italy Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Italy jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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Italy Puns & Jokes about Italy
What a rem-arc-able country!
There’s so much to do that it’s imossible to get Borgia-d in Italy.
Home sweet dome.
When in Italy, go campanile-ing!
You’d have to be a bit Gothic not to love Italy.
Trying to speak Italian really tryptich-s me up!
People are just Ravenna-ing about Italy!
Italy has a Puglia on my heart.
Turin around, bright eyes.
Italian Food Puns
My favorite instrument is the lemoncello.
Leaving a pizza my heart in Italy.
We’re so sad that we’ve run out of thyme here in Italy.
Swing ciabatta, ciabatta swing.
I chianti-ven believe it’s already time to go home!
I don’t gnocchi how I’m ever gonna leave this place.
I think olive you.
If you tell me a secret, I’ll never tagliatelle a soul.
I’m not alfreddo tell you that I’m in love with Italy!
Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
You cannoli do so much on one vacation.
Italy, I know when I leave I’m going tiramisu terribly!
Italy is prosecco-nd to none!
I’m pasta-tive that we will be back in Italy soon!
Here today, gone tomato.
Italian food is magic. You start with some plain pasta…and pesto, it’s delicious!
Maybe we should ask him to join us? He looks cannelloni.
Italians whine a lot, but they’re still grape!
Italy has turned me into a gelat-ho.
Aperol showers bring May flowers.
Penne for your thoughts?
Let’s get fizzy-cal!
All noodles outside of Italy just im-pastas.
I love you from my head tomatos.
Roman Mythology Puns
I guess Romulus and Remus were hungry like the wolf.
Did Juno that there’s no better place to be than in Italy?
Those street performers sing out of Neptune.
There are scooters everywhere. Italians love their Vestas!
You don’t have to be a Genius to want to visit Italy.
Ops, I did it again!
Tellus, what’s your favorite thing about being on vacation?
The Sol-s of my feet are killing me!
Have you Ceres-ously never been to Italy?
You haven’t been to Italy? That’s simply Apollo-ing!
The heat here is getting on my last Minerva-s.
Italian History Puns
It would be a Seneca to miss this view!
The Roman Empire was cut in half with a pair of Caesars.
Toga-ther we can rule the world.
Italy has Agrippa my heart.
Can you Hannibal me the wine?
Isn’t it Ovid-ious how beautiful this country is?
Before I got to Italy, I was on the Vergil of a nervous breakdown.
I’m going to need a Diocletian to help me lose all this vacation weight!
Feeling a bit Gracchi after partying all night last night.
Dante me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life’s candy and the sun’s
A ball of butter
Don’t bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade
Canal Italian cities be as pretty as Venice?
St. Mark’s the Spot.
Feline just fine in Venice.
Here today, gondola tomorrow!
The views in Venice are not to be mist!
Home sweet Rome.
Caught in a bad Rome-ance.
My favorite movie is Sistine candles.
Arch you glad you’re in Rome?
We built this city on rock and Rome.
Dress warm at the Vatican, it’s a bit gold.
These nuns in St. Peter’s wear the same thing every day of their trip. It must be a habit.
It would be a Pieta to skip out on a visit to the Vatican while in Rome!
How many priests in the Vatican are women? Nun of them!
Some people leave the Vatican feeling at peace, others leave incensed.
Tuscany stole a Pisa my heart.
There Arno prettier views than here in Tuscany.
Lucca over there!
Have you ever Siena prettier city?
This town is way Radda than I expected!
Duomo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Keep calm and love Milan.
Enjoying one Last Supper in Milan!
In Milan, we’re in the Da Vinci mode.
Enjoying our day trip to Lake Como wade too much!
Mount Etna is so annoying! It always wants to int-erupt!
I have to wear my glasses in Sicily because I forgot to pack my Salina solution.
No one can Syracuse me of having a bad time in Sicily!
It’s such a Pitti we can’t stay here longer!
Bring a jacket to Florence in winter. It’s Firenze-ing out here!
Now Uffizi, now you don’t!
I love sightseeing near Florence, but the Fiesole-s of my feet are killing me!
We Giotta get to Florence soon!
Just catacomb-ing around Naples.
Do you like my Nuovo hat? I bought it just for my trip to Naples.
It would take a Herculanium effort to drag me out of bed this morning.
Ash me how my day was at Pompeii. #toosoon
We lava-d our trip to Mount Vesuvius.
Amalfi Coast Puns
Amalfi glad to be here!
We are very Sorrento have to leave this beautiful place.
We shore do love our time here on the Amalfi Coast!
We are Ravello-ing the beauty of this place!
The Amalfi Coast is Positano-ly lovely!
Did I miss any of your favorite Italy jokes or puns? If so, leave it in the comments, and I’ll add it to the list!
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Italy
The Lonely Planet Italy guidebook or the Rick Steves Italy guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive in Italy, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use an Italian sim card while here to help navigate the trains.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Italy because it has many anti-theft features.
More Italy Resources
If you’re going to be visiting Rome, check out my interview with Mike Duncan on the history of the Roman Forum. I also have three episodes about Rome on Rick Steves Over Brunch, including this episode on Rome recorded with Rick Steves himself!
Headed to Milan? Be sure to check out these beautiful ancient Milan churches while you’re there!
Finally, check out my list of books to read before your vacation in Italy.
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Don’t Forget Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Italy make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities (like Rome…ahem) where tourists can be the victims of pickpockets. Italy is the only country I’ve been to (out of almost seventy) where I’ve had someone try to pick my pocket!
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for two years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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