Looking for hilarious Jamaica puns to share with friends before a trip to Jamaica? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Jamaica Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Jamaica jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Jamaica Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Jamaica for your photo captions, Jamaica Instagram captions, Jamaica Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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General Jamaica Puns & Jokes about Jamaica
Here are my favorite Jamaican puns, including some great Jamaican beach puns, Jamaican food puns, and my favorite Jamaica travel puns!
Jamaican me crazy.
It will be hard to top this trip! They set the Pelican Bar pretty high.
My favorite movie is Cool Punnings.
Keep calm and curry chicken on.
It’s been an amazing trip, but it’s time to Montego home.
Run run run run run run Runaway Bay
Don’t go chasing Dunns River Falls.
Sip me baby, one more time.
No woman. No chai.
Tropic like it’s hot.
Don’t worry. Beach happy.
A tiger can’t change his Red Stripe-s.
He ran away with his oxtail between his legs.
Be my gull-friend?
I can sea clearly now the rain has gone.
Best fins forever.
Don’t be such a jerk chicken.
If you don’t love swimming puns you must be a fan of dry humor.
We mermaid for each other.
Smile! Don’t look so rum.
Something seems fish tea.
I have resting beach face.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Beach better have my money.
Shell we dance all night?
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Time to seas the day.
What’s for dessert? Are Jamaican pudding?
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
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- 50 Fabulous Hawaii Puns & Inspiration for Hawaii Instagram Captions
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Jamaica
Make sure you don’t skip packing these for your trip!
Lonely Planet Jamaica which is available as a paper copy or in a Kindle edition.
Mosquito Repellant is the single most important thing you’ll want on you as soon as dusk hits. Have enough to at least get through the first night.
Full-Sized Travel Towel This is the best travel towel in the world. It’s pretty enough for the beach, large enough that you forget it’s a microfibre towel, and quick-drying, which is crucial in super humid Jamaica.
Sunscreen – sunscreen is crazy expensive in Jamaica compared to other countries. If you can bring some with you, then do. If you’re flying carry-on only, then at least grab a travel-sized to get through your first day before getting to a store.
A GoPro for underwater and action photography. Why go all the way to Jamaica and not be able to capture some of the most exciting parts of your trip?
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Jamaica make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time outdoors!
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.