Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 06:40 pm
Looking for hilarious Las Vegas puns to share with friends before a trip to Las Vegas? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Las Vegas Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Las Vegas jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023
These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing
Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).
For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.
How to Use these Las Vegas Puns & Jokes
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Las Vegas Puns & Jokes about Las Vegas
My favorite Las Vegas jokes and puns!
Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.
Whatever floats your gondola.
I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes.
You glow, girl.
Las Vegas is no desert Mirage.
Another sun bites the dust. (For your Vegas sunset pics).
Keep palm and carry on.
NoMad-er what anyone thinks, I love this place.
Beauty and the Bellagio.
Alcohol you later.
Going, going, gondola!
Vegas stole a pizza my heart. (For your Pizza Rock photos).
Hoover Dam, I’m glad to be in Nevada!
Texas Fold-em
I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two.
The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains.
She’ll be coming around the fountain.
Keep calm and play poker.
Girls’ Strip.
The Skyfall’s the limit.
The spouse always wins.
May the flop be with you.
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Las Vegas
The Lonely Planet Southwest USA guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Camera since Las Vegas is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Las Vegas because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Nevada Travel Resources
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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Las Vegas make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in big cities where tourists can be the victims of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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