Looking for hilarious New York puns to share with friends before a trip to New York? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as New York Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite New York jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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New York Puns & Jokes about New York
The views from up here couldn’t be any NYCer.
First Time-rs Square.
More like Empire Great Building, am I right?
Living the High Line.
MOMA money, mo’ problems.
The street art in New York is very ad-mural-able.
Finally made it to the Statue of Liberty. It’s a boat time!
Staten Island floats my boat.
This little piggy went to the Brooklyn Flea Market.
Arch you glad you’re in New York?
After sightseeing all day, I’m Central Park-ing myself down for the rest of the night.
In winter, NYC is the city of tights.
The cold here is snow joke.
In winter, New York makes a great frost impression.
I don’t think you’re Dumbo.
Park Slope? More like No Parking Slope.
Why hello Deli!
Spill the Liber-tea.
30 Rock ‘n Roll
What a bodega body.
A trip to NYC can be very taxi-ng on your wallet.
Ferry on my wayward son.
I’m so glad we MET.
That’s quite a Roosevelt you have going on.
Wham! BAM! Thank you, Ma’am.
Stop Yankee-ng my chain.
It’s a bridge too far.
Aaron Burr, it’s cold in here.
Queens for a day.
First, do no Harlem.
You really do Ramble on.
I like my Prospects
Don’t harbor any ill will towards me.
That’s some bull.
Times Square heals all wounds.
We’re all out of Stock.
Could things get any Bleeker?
Can I donate some Plaza?
Jamaica-n me crazy.
To new Heights.
I’d like an Ice Cream Coney.
Tell me a bedtime Astoria.
SoHo-ws about we get out of here?
I’m not happy, but I’m not Madison.
Wharton you talking about?
Red Hook, Line, and Sinker.
I can’t see the Forrest Hills for the trees.
Kids in the City Hall.
Can I borrow your Flatiron?
It’s Bed-Stuy time.
Everyone needs a Murray friend.
Are you a Gramercy Nazi?
Yacht’s that all about?
You need a breath mint. Actually you need like tenements.
Don’t get in a Tiff.
What’s this Woolworth?
Whose Brighton idea was it, anyway?
You’ve got a Greenpoint.
Rockwell the Casbah
You and whose Grand Army?
New York Food & Drinks Puns
New York, you stole a pizza my heart. (Do you love pizza puns? If you need more, check out 23 Puntastic Pizza Puns).
No crepes til Brooklyn.
NYC hot dogs are a weiner!
A trip to New York takes quite a bit of dough.
New York, thanks for everything bagels.
Tex-Mex and the City
New York, I hope our paths croissant again.
Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
Hanging out in the Big Apple-tini.
Scoops, I did it again!
The East Coast is the Best Toast.
Slice, Slice baby!
Taking cheesy selfies in NYC. (Love a good cheese pun? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).
Make sure to relish the good times in New York.
Let me be Frank, this is a tasty New York dog.
In New York, the vegan puns are so corny.
Sticks and scones may break my bones…
What a brew-tiful day!
You cannoli do so much in Little Italy.
Taco-bout a great trip!
You guac to be kidding me.
This soft pretzel has my heart in twists.
You have a rye sense of humor.
You can’t get nothing Pastrami.
You down with BEC?
Dollar slice at ya boy.
How much is that coffee in the window? (Looking for coffee puns? Check out 151 Coffee Puns for Perfect Coffee Captions).
I falafel after drinking so much last night.
Everything’s pitcher perfect.
We’re Shack Shacking up.
It’s raining Katz and dogs.
Keep Palm Too and Carry On
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Old Town Bar
Wo Hop to the left.
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York
The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More New York Travel Resources
Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYC, my Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty. And of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York Puns.
Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.
Will you be spending time in Brooklyn? Then use this guide to the best things to do in Park Slope.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.