50 Hilarious New York Puns & New York Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious New York puns to share with friends before a trip to New York? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as New York Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite New York jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!


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How to Use these New York Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about New York for your photo captions, NYC Instagram captions, New York Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:


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New York Puns & Jokes about New York


The views from up here couldn’t be any NYCer.


First Time-rs Square.


More like Empire Great Building, am I right?


Living the High Line.


MOMA money, mo’ problems.


New York City


The street art in New York is very ad-mural-able.


Finally made it to the Statue of Liberty. It’s a boat time!


Staten Island floats my boat.


This little piggy went to the Brooklyn Flea Market.


Arch you glad you’re in New York?


New York City


After sightseeing all day, I’m Central Park-ing myself down for the rest of the night.


In winter, NYC is the city of tights.


The cold here is snow joke.


In winter, New York makes a great frost impression.



New York Food & Drinks Puns


New York, you stole a pizza my heart.


No crepes til Brooklyn.


NYC hot dogs are a weiner!


A trip to New York takes quite a bit of dough.


New York, thanks for everything bagels.


New York City


Tex-Mex and the City


New York, I hope our paths croissant again.


Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.


Hanging out in the Big Apple-tini.


Scoops, I did it again!


New York City


The East Coast is the Best Toast.


Slice, Slice baby!


Taking cheesy selfies in NYC.


Make sure to relish the good times in New York.


Let me be Frank, this is a tasty New York dog.


New York City


In New York, the vegan puns are so corny.


Sticks and scones may break my bones…


What a brew-tiful day!


You cannoli do so much in Little Italy.


New York City


Taco-bout a great trip!


You guac to be kidding me.



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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York


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The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.


An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).


Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.


A Camera since New York is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 



More New York Travel Resources


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Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYCmy Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty. And of course, if you want more New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes.


I also have podcast episodes on the history of Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Penn Station for you to listen to before (or during) your trip!



Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!


Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.



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