101 Hilarious New York Puns & New York Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious New York puns to share with friends before a trip to New York? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as New York Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite New York jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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How to Use these New York Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about New York for your photo captions, NYC Instagram captions, New York Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

 

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New York Puns & Jokes about New York

 

The views from up here couldn’t be any NYCer.

 

First Time-rs Square.

 

More like Empire Great Building, am I right?

 

Living the High Line.

 

MOMA money, mo’ problems.

 

New York City

 

The street art in New York is very ad-mural-able.

 

Finally made it to the Statue of Liberty. It’s a boat time!

 

Staten Island floats my boat.

 

This little piggy went to the Brooklyn Flea Market.

 

Arch you glad you’re in New York?

 

New York City

 

After sightseeing all day, I’m Central Park-ing myself down for the rest of the night.

 

In winter, NYC is the city of tights.

 

The cold here is snow joke.

 

In winter, New York makes a great frost impression.

 

I don’t think you’re Dumbo.

 

United States - New York - Statue of Liberty

 

Park Slope? More like No Parking Slope.

 

Why hello Deli!

 

Spill the Liber-tea.

 

30 Rock ‘n Roll

 

What a bodega body.

 

United States - New York - Brooklyn - Yellow Roses by Brownstone Steps

 

A trip to NYC can be very taxi-ng on your wallet.

 

Ferry on my wayward son.

 

I’m so glad we MET.

 

That’s quite a Roosevelt you have going on.

 

Wham! BAM! Thank you, Ma’am.

 

USA - New York -The Prospect Park Boathouse, Brooklyn, USA

 

Stop Yankee-ng my chain.

 

It’s a bridge too far.

 

Aaron Burr, it’s cold in here.

 

Queens for a day.

 

First, do no Harlem

 

New York - Brooklyn - Park Slope

 

You really do Ramble on.

 

Lake Expectations

 

Oculus Prime

 

I like my Prospects

 

Central Bark

 

USA - New York - Triumphal Arch at the Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn, New York City

 

Don’t harbor any ill will towards me.

 

That’s some bull.

 

Times Square heals all wounds.

 

Seeing Greene

 

We’re all out of Stock.

 

USA - New York - Central Park, New York City Gapstow bridge spring

 

Could things get any Bleeker?

 

Can I donate some Plaza?

 

Jamaica-n me crazy.

 

To new Heights.

 

I’d like an Ice Cream Coney.

 

USA - New York - Soho Greene Street NYC

 

Tell me a bedtime Astoria.

 

SoHo-ws about we get out of here?

 

I’m not happy, but I’m not Madison.

 

Wharton you talking about?

 

Red Hook, Line, and Sinker.

 

USA - New York - Couple of tourists in gift shop buying a shirt of New York City

 

I can’t see the Forrest Hills for the trees.

 

Kids in the City Hall.

 

Can I borrow your Flatiron?

 

It’s Bed-Stuy time.

 

New Amster-d***!

 

Everyone needs a Murray friend.

 

United States - New York - The woman take a walk with dogs at sunset on Brooklyn street, New York City, USA

 

Are you a Gramercy Nazi?

 

Yacht’s that all about?

 

You need a breath mint. Actually you need like tenements.

 

Don’t get in a Tiff.

 

What’s this Woolworth?

 

USA - New York - I love reading. Young Eastern European Woman with long hair, wearing white, lace cut out long sleeve shirt, sitting by flowers at street park in Middletown of Manhattan, New York, reading red book.

 

Whose Brighton idea was it, anyway?

 

Rockaway Baby

 

You’ve got a Greenpoint.

 

Rockwell the Casbah

 

You and whose Grand Army?

 

 

 

New York Food & Drinks Puns

 

New York, you stole a pizza my heart. (Do you love pizza puns? If you need more, check out 23 Puntastic Pizza Puns).

 

No crepes til Brooklyn.

 

NYC hot dogs are a weiner!

 

A trip to New York takes quite a bit of dough.

 

New York, thanks for everything bagels.

 

New York City

 

Tex-Mex and the City

 

New York, I hope our paths croissant again.

 

Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.

 

Hanging out in the Big Apple-tini.

 

Scoops, I did it again!

 

New York City

 

The East Coast is the Best Toast.

 

Slice, Slice baby!

 

Taking cheesy selfies in NYC. (Love a good cheese pun? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).

 

Make sure to relish the good times in New York.

 

Let me be Frank, this is a tasty New York dog.

 

New York City

 

In New York, the vegan puns are so corny.

 

Sticks and scones may break my bones…

 

What a brew-tiful day!

 

You cannoli do so much in Little Italy.

 

Taco-bout a great trip!

 

New York City

 

You guac to be kidding me.

 

This soft pretzel has my heart in twists.

 

You have a rye sense of humor.

 

You can’t get nothing Pastrami.

 

USA - New York - Variety of assorted authentic New York style Bagels with seeds in a brown paper bag.

 

You down with BEC?

 

Dollar slice at ya boy.

 

How much is that coffee in the window? (Looking for coffee puns? Check out 151 Coffee Puns for Perfect Coffee Captions).

 

I falafel after drinking so much last night.

 

Everything’s pitcher perfect.

 

United States New York State of Liberty Snack Stand

 

We’re Shack Shacking up.

 

It’s raining Katz and dogs.

 

Keep Palm Too and Carry On

 

Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Old Town Bar

 

Wo Hop to the left. 

 

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to New York

 

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The Lonely Planet New York guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since New York is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for New York because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More New York Travel Resources

 

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Headed to New York? Check out my guides to renting a car in NYCmy Hamilton-inspired list of things to do in New York, and how to visit the Statue of Liberty. And of course, if you want New York Instagram captions, check out my massive list of New York quotes and fun New York Puns.

 

Planning on doing a bit of shopping? Check out my New York souvenir and gift guide.

 

Will you be spending time in Brooklyn? Then use this guide to the best things to do in Park Slope.

 

I also have podcast episodes on the history of Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Penn Station for you to listen to before (or during) your trip!

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for New York make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

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