51 Narly Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Norway puns to share with friends before a trip to Norway? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Norway Instagram captions or a Norway status on your trip? Here are my favorite Norway jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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How to Use these Norway Puns & Jokes

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The Best Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Norway puns for every circumstance.

 

Norway City Puns

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

Bergen, it’s cold in here.

 

I want to go fast, but Oslo.

 

Maxwell’s Lillehammer came down upon her head

 

Grimstad and bear it

 

You old Tromso and so

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

Stavanger hunt

 

She’s got a hidden Sandnes

 

I live for Drammen.

 

Let’s get Hamar-ed.

 

Hear me Røros

 

Check out my Bergen bag.

 

I have Lofoten goals.

 

 

Norway Travel Puns

 

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There’s Norway I can go back home.

 

I want to come back soon, but I can’t a fjord it.

 

Oh, whale.

 

Hear me Aurora

 

Norway gets my seal of approval.

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

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You’re my ferry godmother.

 

I can bear-ly contain my excitement.

 

All Dahl-ed up

 

Home of the stave

 

The ship hit the fan.

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

All of the Northern Lights.

 

A Norse is a Norse of course, of course.

 

A trip to Norway is very a-moose-ing.

 

Where there’s a vole there’s a way.

 

We came here on ox-ident.

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

Got any good nach-knock jokes?

 

In Norway, the best places to visit are pretty different. Sommarland and some are water.

 

I knew you’d cave in.

 

The House of the Midnight Sun

 

 

 

Norse Mythology Puns

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

Back That Asgard Up

 

Rock ‘n Troll

 

Keeping Thor

 

Don’t be so Bragi.

 

I’m Loki feeling you.

 

Jokes about Norway Puns for Norway Instagram Captions and Norway WhatsApp Status

 

It’s Norn of your business.

 

This trip dwarfs every other one I’ve taken.

 

Ragnarok the Casbah

 

Oh Hel no

 

Vali Girl

 

 

Norweigen Puns about Food & Drink

 

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Norweigan cuisine is very so-fish-ticated. (Want more fish puns? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

 

I’m having a bad herring day.

 

Do you mead anybody?

 

I just need salmon to love.

 

Lutefisk-icuffs

 

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I love Norway a waffle lot.

 

Don’t ask me rye.

 

Cheese sir, can I have some more? (Need cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns).

 

The itsy, bitsy cider.

 

I like Norweigan food an Offal lot.

 

 

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Norway

 

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The Lonely Planet Norway guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Norweigan sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since Norway is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Norweigan cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More Norway Travel Resources

 

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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Norway make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Oslo where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets, or if you’ll be doing any outdoor activities like hiking.

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I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

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