Looking for funny pantry puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever cupboard puns to use as pantry captions or a pantry status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite pantry jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Pantry Puns for Pantry Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite pantry puns for every circumstance.
Pantry like a rock star
Who’ll stop the grain?
I wanted to organize my spice rack, but I didn’t have the thyme.
Kitchen organization is my jam.
Cupboard organization can really test a relation-chip.
I just wanna peas you.
I just want to pasta picture of my beautiful pantry!
I’m out of some spices. I’ll have to dill with it.
Barbara Streisand starred in my favorite movie, Lentil.
I spent my morning trying to spice up my kitchen.
In winter, it gets a bit chili in here.
Thank you for cumin to my Ted Talk.
My Pantry Playlist features a lot of Hall & Oats, Cardi-mom B, and Korn.
Sweet dreams are made of mac ‘n cheese.
We’re having a rice time.
You’re a fine-apple.
I yam who I yam.
I love when a man brings me flour.
Vitamin Sea Salt
I think olive you.
I can barely container my emotions.
We go together like cooking oil and water.
Where have you green bean all my life?
I need to wash and Folger’s laundry this morning.
You’re a soup-er star.
It’s jar-ring how organized this place is!
Tis the seasoning
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say jello.
I want to join the Free Mason Jars.
You have the wisdom of a sage.
Cleaning your kitchen is not all it’s cracker-ed up to be.
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