33 Perfect Pantry Puns & Jokes for Organizers and Hoarders Alike!

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Looking for funny pantry puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever cupboard puns to use as pantry captions or a pantry status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite pantry jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Pantry Puns for Pantry Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite pantry puns for every circumstance.

Pantry like a rock star

Who’ll stop the grain?

I wanted to organize my spice rack, but I didn’t have the thyme.

Shelf esteem.

Kitchen organization is my jam.

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

Cupboard organization can really test a relation-chip.

I just wanna peas you.

I just want to pasta picture of my beautiful pantry!

I’m out of some spices. I’ll have to dill with it.

Barbara Streisand starred in my favorite movie, Lentil.

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

I spent my morning trying to spice up my kitchen.

In winter, it gets a bit chili in here.

Thank you for cumin to my Ted Talk.

My Pantry Playlist features a lot of Hall & Oats, Cardi-mom B, and Korn.

Sweet dreams are made of mac ‘n cheese.

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

We’re having a rice time.

You’re a fine-apple.

I yam who I yam.

Peanutbutter Face

I love when a man brings me flour.

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

Vitamin Sea Salt

I think olive you.

I can barely container my emotions.

We go together like cooking oil and water.

Where have you green bean all my life?

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

I need to wash and Folger’s laundry this morning.

You’re a soup-er star.

It’s jar-ring how organized this place is!

Tis the seasoning

I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say jello.

Jokes about Pantry Puns for Pantry Instagram Captions and Pantry WhatsApp Status

I want to join the Free Mason Jars.

You have the wisdom of a sage

Cleaning your kitchen is not all it’s cracker-ed up to be.

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