50 Perfect Paris Puns & Instagram Caption Inspiration!

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Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 06:40 pm

Looking for hilarious Paris puns to share with friends before a trip to Paris?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Paris Instagram captions on your trip?

Here are my favorite Paris jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip to Paris even more enjoyable!

Read next: 50 Quotes about Paris Celebrating Its Triumphant Beauty

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Paris Puns and Paris Jokes for Paris Instagram Captions

My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023

These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.

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Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.

Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.

For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.

For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.

Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.

For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.

Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).

For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.

How to Use these Paris Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Paris for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Paris Whatsapp statuses, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

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The Best Paris Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use any of these for your Paris Instagram captions!

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I fell for the Eifel Tower.

Paris is a very France-y city.

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What’s not to Louvre about Paris?

I couldn’t come to Paris without my French coat.

It’s a Hall of Mirrors Selfie.

In Paris, Eifel in love. 

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How could I baguette about Paris?

Just looking for a Seine.

I came to Paris to find Louvre.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a Notre Dame.

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We’re like Gargoyle and Vinegar.

Sometimes the French give me the crepes.

French French Revolution

I’m having a beret good time in Paris.

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Oui just love Paris!

Life is pain au chocolat. 

Don’t jump into the water unless you want people to think you’re in Seine.

Paris, I hope our paths croissant again.

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Don’t come to Paris with no Monet.

Breakfast of Champs-Elysees

In Paris, they give zero faux. 

I’ve found Paris-dise. 

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It was my greatest Arc de Triomphe. 

So sad to say Versailles to Paris.

Bring your jacket to Versailles, it’s very gold there!

Paris – it’s a oui bit different.

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Going in Seine over this city!

I gotta say, I’m starting to see the Point of the Louvre.

The food in Paris is Brie-ond belief!

In Paris, I wake up every day to a breakfast of Champignons. 

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It would be humiliating if Eifel in Paris.

I’m starting to France-y this city.

Pont Saint Michel, my bell.

The heat in summer in Paris? It’s st-Eifel-ing.

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Are you Seine something?

I always feel Triomphe-ant in Paris.

I Musee, the French have great taste in art.

Do you love Paris? I Pompidou.

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I just love Catacomb-ing my way around this city.

It’s Saint Germain to the discussion.

I just love Rodin-ing around Paris.

Hey, Macaroon-a!

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Paris has the best Pompi-Views in the world.

Not one, but Toulieries!

Notre Dame, look at this view!

Some Parisians are very religious, and some want Nun of it.

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What a Seine-sational city!

Take a ride on the Paris wheel.

In Paris, I Rue the day.

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50 Quotes about Paris Celebrating Its Triumphant Beauty

Paris is so delicious they should call it the City of Bites. 

Have you come up with any hilarious Paris jokes or puns recently? If so, leave them in the comments, and I’ll add it to the list!

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Paris

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage

The Lonely Planet France guidebook or the Rick Steves Paris guidebook for your trip.

It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive in France, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a French sim card while here to help navigate the trains.

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Paris is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).

My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Paris because it has many anti-theft features.

More Paris Travel Resources

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Headed to Paris? Check out the 10 Historic Churches in Paris you should see and the best quotes about Paris, plus the best historical sites in Paris.

If you’re looking for more Paris Instagram captions or other travel quotes and didn’t find what you’re looking for, you can also check out my massive 250+ Real & Inspirational Travel Quotes (with Images!).

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