Looking for hilarious Portugal puns to share with friends before a trip to Portugal? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Portugal Instagram captions or a Portugal status on your trip? Here are my favorite Portugal jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Portugal Puns & Jokes
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The Best Portugal Puns for Portugal Instagram Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite Portugal puns for every circumstance.
Portugal City Puns
I love traveling to Faro-way places.
I don’t mean to Braga, but this is an amazing trip!
I have to use the Porto Potty. (Okay, I’m not sure when you’d use this one, but it made me chuckle).
And they lived happily Evora after (This one is especially good for a Portuguese honeymoon caption!)
Lamego home, but I’ll be back!
It would be a Sintra to miss out on this place!
I just need someone to Lisbon to me.
I crossed a Porto-l to another world.
Tomar-ow creeps in this petty pace from day to day.
Looking forward to Tomar-ow (In case the MacBeth one is less than useful lol).
Do I look Fatima pants after all this delicious Portuguese food?
Portugal Travel Puns
Un-tile we meet again.
If you like Pena-coladas.
Portugal towers over the competition.
Roca the Casbah
Don’t look so Mouros.
Who’s the Rossio?
You really Bolsa-ed my argument.
Ponte the ball.
Don’t hate the player, hate the de Gama.
Portugal is tram-endous.
This vacation is so fun-icular.
A trip to Portugal is a bit Convent-ional.
Fogo about it.
Portugal is da Bom Dia.
I hate to Praia, but I need that hot goss.
I have to check out the Joanina Library.
The Batalha is joined.
Portuguese Food Puns
Nata thing left to eat on my plate!
Portuguese food is just soup-er!
Enjoying sardines takes a so-fish-ticated palette. (If you want to indulge in Portuguese seafood and need more caption idea, check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler)
I need to visit Portugal Piri-odically.
Hamming it up in Portugal!
Cozido, ergo sum.
Arroz by any other name would smell as sweet.
I’ll bacalhau it.
Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Mirandesa?
Portugal Wine Puns
I love writing wine puns, so if you don’t see what you want here, check out 101 Wonderful Wine Puns & Jokes for Captions and Statuses.
Looking for a port in a storm.
This wine is quite Braga-docious, don’t you think?
I can en-Douro anything.
Celebrating my Quinta-nera
Portuguese wine doesn’t have to costa lot to be high quality.
Wait a seco.
I’m about to over-doce on this dessert wine.
Have you verde the news?
Tejo, don’t be afraid.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
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- 50 Fabulous France Puns & Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Glee
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For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Portugal
The Lonely Planet Portugal guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Portuguese sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Portuguese cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Portugal Travel Resources
If you’ll be spending time in Lisbon, check out this great guide to things to do in Belem!
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Portugal make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Lisbon and Porto where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.