Looking for hilarious Scotland puns to share with friends before a trip to Scotland? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Scotland Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Scotland jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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Scotland Puns & Jokes about Scotland
My favorite Scotland jokes and puns!
Scotland Travel Puns
Thistle do nicely.
It’s gettin’ Scot in here!
I want to loch you, but you’re so Nessy.
Time to par-tee at St. Andrews.
Something wicked this way puns.
If you don’t love Scotland, you should be tartan fettered.
Don’t let him get away Scot free.
Leaving on a jet-Thane.
The poetry of Scotland is Burns-ed into my brain.
I don’t want to leave, but it’s time to Glasgow.
Don’t think Scottish sheep are the cutest? Ewe gotta be kidding me!
In-Thane in the membrane.
Love Scotland? Kilt-y as charged!
Scotch & Whiskey Puns
Yes, I love whiskey. Who’s cask-in?
I need to mull over my decision on which Scotch to pick.
Scotch is neat.
Ardbeg your pardon?
Like it? I Glen-love-t!
Another drink? I’ll have Ault-more.
I’m never Crabbie in Scotland.
Puns about Scotland Weather
The Scottish Highlands are not to be mist!
Highland cattle snuggle up in the rain to keep each udder dry.
Winter in Edinburgh is snow joke!
Even the rain can’t dampen Scotland’s beauty!
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Scotland & the UK
The Lonely Planet Scotland guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a UK sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Edinburgh because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More UK Travel Resources
If you’re interested in visiting UNESCO sites and historic places in England as well as Scotland, check out my posts on How to Visit the Tower of London, How to Visit Westminster Abbey, and How to Visit Westminster Abbey.
Love to listen while you plan your travels? I have episodes about London and Northern Ireland on both of my podcasts. You can check my podcast episode about the Roman Baths, The History of Windsor Castle, and Banqueting House. For Northern Ireland, check out Belfast and the Best of Northern Ireland and Belfast and the Troubles.
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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for the UK make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities (like Edinburgh…ahem) where tourists can be the victims of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.
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