25 Witty Scotland Puns & Inspiration for Scotland Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 19th June 2023, 06:42 pm

Looking for hilarious Scotland puns to share with friends before a trip to Scotland? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Scotland Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Scotland jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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Scotland Puns and Scotlant Jokes for Scotland Instagram Captions

How to Use these Scotland Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Scotland for your photo captions, Scotland Instagram captions, Scotland Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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Scotland Puns & Jokes about Scotland

My favorite Scotland jokes and puns!

Scotland Travel Puns

Thistle do nicely. 

It’s gettin’ Scot in here!

I want to loch you, but you’re so Nessy.

Time to par-tee at St. Andrews.

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Something wicked this way puns.

If you don’t love Scotland, you should be tartan fettered.

Don’t let him get away Scot free.

Leaving on a jet-Thane

UK - Scotland - Kilchurn Castle reflections in Loch Awe at sunset, Scotland

The poetry of Scotland is Burns-ed into my brain.

I don’t want to leave, but it’s time to Glasgow.

Don’t think Scottish sheep are the cutest? Ewe gotta be kidding me!

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In-Thane in the membrane.

Love Scotland? Kilt-y as charged!

Scotch & Whiskey Puns

Yes, I love whiskey. Who’s cask-in?

I need to mull over my decision on which Scotch to pick.

Scotch is neat.

Ardbeg your pardon?

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Like it? I Glen-love-t!

Another drink? I’ll have Ault-more.

I’m never Crabbie in Scotland.

Puns about Scotland Weather


The Scottish Highlands are not to be mist!

Highland cattle snuggle up in the rain to keep each udder dry.

UK - Scotland - Highland Cow in the Trossachs with the Arrochar mountains in the distance

Winter in Edinburgh is snow joke!

Even the rain can’t dampen Scotland’s beauty!

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Scotland & the UK

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The Lonely Planet Scotland guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a UK sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Scotland is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Edinburgh because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 


More UK Travel Resources

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Headed to the United Kingdom? You can start with my London Packing List or my Northern Ireland Packing List, so you know what to bring with you and what to wear each season.

If you’ll be spending time in Scotland, make sure to visit these amazing World Heritage Sites in Scotland and check out these great travel quotes about Scotland.

If you’re interested in visiting UNESCO sites and historic places in England as well as Scotland, check out my posts on How to Visit the Tower of LondonHow to Visit Westminster Abbey, and How to Visit Westminster Abbey.

See also
The Best Quotes about Edinburgh, Scotland

Love to listen while you plan your travels? I have episodes about London and Northern Ireland on both of my podcasts. You can check my podcast episode about the Roman Baths, The History of Windsor Castle, and Banqueting House. For Northern Ireland, check out Belfast and the Best of Northern Ireland and Belfast and the Troubles.

You can also listen to my travel podcast episode about London.  Plus here are all the best travel podcasts I use to plan my own trips.

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Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for the UK make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities (like Edinburgh…ahem) where tourists can be the victims of pickpockets. 


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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Scotland Puns and Scotlant Jokes for Scotland Instagram Captions

Scotland Puns and Scotlant Jokes for Scotland Instagram Captions

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