Looking for hilarious Spain puns to share with friends before a trip to Spain? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Spain Instagram captions or a Spain status on your trip? Here are my favorite Spain jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Spain Puns & Jokes
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The Best Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Spain puns for every circumstance.
Spanish City Puns
Da*** the Toledo, full speed ahead
Might as Guell head to Barcelona for the weekend! (For more, check out my list of Barcelona puns).
Here in Madrid, things are getting Real.
help me Ronda help me get her out of my heart
It takes Avila-ge
Keep Palma carry on.
That price is Astorga-nomical.
The punishment is a bit Seville.
When you gonna give me some time, Girona
Well, well, Huelva
Well aren’t you Jaen mighty.
Wash, Ourense, Repeat
The Leon King
Granada-n off to sleep
I have Sarria-sis
Gotta get that Coin
Don’t be so Cuenca-y.
Spain Travel Puns
Don’t be a Spain in the butt.
El Cid your point.
Oh my Gaudi!
Windmill we make it to Spain?
I Spained my ankle.
You’re such a Dali.
Spanish Food Puns
Girl, you looks good, won’t you back Tapas up
It’s Paella day!
Shake your Patatas
It chorizo delicious country!
And we’ll all Jamon okay
I’ll Bacalao it
Dinner give Migas
I think Olive you, but what am I so afraid of?
Spain Wine Puns
If you need even more, check out my massive list of wine puns.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
My Sherry Amour
I’ll cava what she’s having.
It’s grape to mee you!
It’s a pitcher perfect night for Sangria.
I’m seeing red.
I like Spanish wines Viura-lently.
I want some Txakoli chip cookies.
And a Cencibel Dinner
Can you get me a Cab?
Dennis the Mencia
Vote for Pedro Ximénez
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions
- 101 So-Bad-They’re-Good Italy Puns & Italy Instagram Caption Inspiration
- 51 Giggle-Inducing Portugal Puns for Portugal Instagram Captions & Statuses
- 50 Fabulous France Puns & Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Glee
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Spain
The Lonely Planet Spain guidebook or the Rick Steves Spain guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive in Spain, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Spanish sim card while here to help navigate the trains.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Spanish cities like Barcelona and Madrid because it has many anti-theft features.
More Spain Travel Resources
Headed to Spain? Check out this interview about Barcelona’s Groundbreaking Monument to Trans History plus my favorite Barcelona quotes and Barcelona puns.
If you’re looking for more Barcelona Instagram captions or other travel quotes and didn’t find what you’re looking for, you can also check out my massive 250+ Real & Inspirational Travel Quotes (with Images!).
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Spain make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Barcelona where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.