Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm
Looking for hilarious Spain puns to share with friends before a trip to Spain? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Spain Instagram captions or a Spain status on your trip?
Here are my favorite Spain jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023
These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing
Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).
For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.
How to Use these Spain Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Spain for your photo captions, Spain Instagram captions, Spain Whatsapp status, Viber status, Spain Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:
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The Best Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Spain puns for every circumstance.
Spanish City Puns
Da*** the Toledo, full speed ahead
Might as Guell head to Barcelona for the weekend! (For more, check out my list of Barcelona puns).
Here in Madrid, things are getting Real.
help me Ronda help me get her out of my heart
It takes Avila-ge
Keep Palma carry on.
That price is Astorga-nomical.
The punishment is a bit Seville.
When you gonna give me some time, Girona
Well, well, Huelva
Well aren’t you Jaen mighty.
Wash, Ourense, Repeat
The Leon King
Granada-n off to sleep
I have Sarria-sis
Gotta get that Coin
Don’t be so Cuenca-y.
Spain Travel Puns
Don’t be a Spain in the butt.
El Cid your point.
Oh my Gaudi!
Windmill we make it to Spain?
I Spained my ankle.
You’re such a Dali.
Spanish Food Puns
Girl, you looks good, won’t you back Tapas up
It’s Paella day!
Shake your Patatas
It chorizo delicious country!
And we’ll all Jamon okay
I’ll Bacalao it
Dinner give Migas
I think Olive you, but what am I so afraid of?
Spain Wine Puns
If you need even more, check out my massive list of wine puns.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
My Sherry Amour
I’ll cava what she’s having.
It’s grape to mee you!
It’s a pitcher perfect night for Sangria.
I’m seeing red.
I like Spanish wines Viura-lently.
I want some Txakoli chip cookies.
And a Cencibel Dinner
Can you get me a Cab?
Dennis the Mencia
Vote for Pedro Ximénez
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Spain
Along with sunglasses and sunscreen, make sure to pack these:
The Lonely Planet Spain or Rick Steves Spain guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international travel guides and travel guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced).
Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Spanish sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
A Camera since Spain is beautiful! I use a mix of my Sony ZV-1 and my iPhone 12 Pro smartphone these days.
A Backup Charging Bank. This is for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc).
My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for tourist destinations because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets plus RFID technology to keep your credit card digits safe.
It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Spain Travel Resources
Here are more Spain travel guides to help you plan your complete Spain trip!
Spain Country Guides
What to buy in Spain for the best souvenirs.
The best jokes about Spain and Spain puns for Instagram captions.
24 Hours in Gijón, Spain: the Perfect One-Day-in-Gijón Itinerary!
The best quotes about Barcelona and Barcelona puns for Instagram.
An interview about an important LGBTQ monument in Barcelona.
An itinerary for Madrid for one or two days
Beautiful quotes about Madrid for Instagram.
The best things to do in Mallorca in winter.
7 Best Day Trips from Seville: Hand-Picked Destinations from a Local Expat
Spain is Included in these Round Ups
5 Books to Read on Vacation: Travel Memoirs, Beach Reads, and More!
10 Books that Made My Life Better Written in the Last Decade
11 Stunning Catholic Monasteries Everyone Should See
25 Most Underrated Cities in Europe for a Fabulous Vacation without the Crowds
27 of the Best Opera Houses in Europe for a Perfect Night Out
27 Stunning Places to Visit in September in Europe for a Late Summer Getaway
27 of the Best Wine Countries in the World for Your Bucket List!
The 50 Most Beautiful Beaches in the Mediterranean for a Spectacular Mediterranean Vacation
The 50 Most Beautiful Mosques in the World & the Pictures to Prove It
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Before You Leave for Spain – Don’t Forget Travel Insurance!
Make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road.
I use Safety Wing on transatlantic travel, and I’m happy to recommend them!
It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities (like Barcelona and Seville…ahem) where tourists can be the victims of pickpockets.
Get a Travel Insurance quote for your trip.