51 Silly Spain Puns for Your Spain Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Spain puns to share with friends before a trip to Spain? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Spain Instagram captions or a Spain status on your trip? Here are my favorite Spain jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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How to Use these Spain Puns & Jokes

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The Best Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Spain puns for every circumstance.

Spanish City Puns

Jokes about Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions and Spain WhatsApp Status

Bilbao Baggins

Da*** the Toledo, full speed ahead

Might as Guell head to Barcelona for the weekend! (For more, check out my list of Barcelona puns).

Zaragoza neighborhood

Here in Madrid, things are getting Real.

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help me Ronda help me get her out of my heart

It takes Avila-ge

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Keep Palma carry on.

That price is Astorga-nomical.

The punishment is a bit Seville.

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When you gonna give me some time, Girona

Well, well, Huelva

Well aren’t you Jaen mighty.

Wash, Ourense, Repeat

The Leon King

Jokes about Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions and Spain WhatsApp Status

Granada-n off to sleep

I have Sarria-sis

Gotta get that Coin

Seville later!

Don’t be so Cuenca-y.

Spain Travel Puns

Jokes about Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions and Spain WhatsApp Status

Don’t be a Spain in the butt.

El Cid your point.

Oh my Gaudi!

Windmill we make it to Spain?

I Spained my ankle.

You’re such a Dali.

Spanish Food Puns

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Girl, you looks good, won’t you back Tapas up

The Churro-zone

It’s Paella day!

Shake your Patatas

It chorizo delicious country!

Jokes about Spain Puns for Spain Instagram Captions and Spain WhatsApp Status

And we’ll all Jamon okay

I’ll Bacalao it

Dinner give Migas

I think Olive you, but what am I so afraid of?

Spain Wine Puns

Spain puns

If you need even more, check out my massive list of wine puns.

Let’s make some pour decisions.

Wine not?

My Sherry Amour

I’ll cava what she’s having.

It’s grape to mee you!

Spain puns

Monastrell’s Ball

How Rueda

It’s a pitcher perfect night for Sangria.

I’m seeing red.

Rioja-hahha

spain puns

I like Spanish wines Viura-lently.

I want some Txakoli chip cookies.

And a Cencibel Dinner

Can you get me a Cab?

Dennis the Mencia

Vote for Pedro Ximénez

 

Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:

 

 

For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.

 

 

5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Spain

 

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage
Staying in hostels? Make sure your bags will fit into their lockers.

The Lonely Planet Spain guidebook or the Rick Steves Spain guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you arrive in Spain, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

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An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Spanish sim card while here to help navigate the trains.

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Spain is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Spanish cities like Barcelona and Madrid because it has many anti-theft features.

 

More Spain Travel Resources

Spain - Galicia - Stephanie walking the Camino
Walking the Camino in Galicia, Spain

Headed to Spain? Check out this interview about Barcelona’s Groundbreaking Monument to Trans History plus my favorite Barcelona quotes and Barcelona puns.

If you’re looking for more Barcelona Instagram captions or other travel quotes and didn’t find what you’re looking for, you can also check out my massive 250+ Real & Inspirational Travel Quotes (with Images!).

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Spain make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Barcelona where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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