40 Swede-sational Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Sweden puns to share with friends before a trip to Sweden? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Sweden Instagram captions or a Sweden status on your trip? Here are my favorite Sweden jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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The Best Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses

Here are my favorite Sweden puns for every circumstance.

Sweden City Puns

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

Things are looking Uppsala

Malmö money, Mo problems

Can you Lund me some money?

It’s still Stockholm Roll to me.

I’m Falun in love with this place.

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

He’s the hero Gothanberg deserves.

Kalmar feel the noise

VPL: Visby panty line

Kiruna Matata

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Sweden Travel Puns

 

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

Having a Swede-sational time!

IKEA-n’t even.

I’m already Torne.

Pretty Swede views.

You really Sweden up my life.

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

Everyone should come to Sweden now and Ven.

This place is ABBA-lutey wonderful.

Sweden has a Gripsholms me.

Into the Abisko.

Hear me Aurora.

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

I prefer the Midnight Sauna to the Midnight Sun

Do you take Mastercard or Vasa?

I Göta get you into my life.

Check out my Birka bag.

Sit in my Lapland.

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

He’s ab-Skåne-d with the cookies!

Grand Larsson-y.

You’ve Stellan my heart.

Don’t give me your Saab story.

What a Nobel goal.

What’s Minecraft is mine.

 

Sweden Food & Drink Puns

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

I’m feeling a bit Glögg-y.

Go Fika yourself.

I’m having a bad herring day.

Potatoes in Sweden are kind of a big dill.

I’m looking for salmon special.

Jokes about Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions and Sweden WhatsApp Status

Feeling a bit Knäckebröd

In Sweden, the cats have nine chives.

In Sweden, you’re never Smörgås-bored.

In Sweden, the most popular sport is meatball.

The People’s Princess Cake

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Sweden

Germany - Berlin - Suitcase and Day Bag packing to leave
 

The Lonely Planet Sweden guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Swedish sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.

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Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Sweden is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Swedish cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More Swedish Travel Resources

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Somehow this is the only pic I still have from my time in Sweden.
 

Many people combine a trip to Sweden with a stop in Iceland. If you’re planning on combining these two countries, check out:

 

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Sweden make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Stockholm where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets or participating in any winter activities.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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