Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:56 pm
Looking for hilarious Sweden puns to share with friends before a trip to Sweden? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Sweden Instagram captions or a Sweden status on your trip? Here are my favorite Sweden jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Sweden Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Sweden for your photo captions, Sweden Instagram captions, Sweden Whatsapp status, Viber status, Sweden Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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The Best Sweden Puns for Sweden Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses
Here are my favorite Sweden puns for every circumstance.
Sweden City Puns
Things are looking Uppsala
Malmö money, Mo problems
Can you Lund me some money?
It’s still Stockholm Roll to me.
I’m Falun in love with this place.
He’s the hero Gothanberg deserves.
Kalmar feel the noise
VPL: Visby panty line
Sweden Travel Puns
Having a Swede-sational time!
I’m already Torne.
Pretty Swede views.
You really Sweden up my life.
Everyone should come to Sweden now and Ven.
This place is ABBA-lutey wonderful.
Sweden has a Gripsholms me.
Into the Abisko.
Hear me Aurora.
I prefer the Midnight Sauna to the Midnight Sun
Do you take Mastercard or Vasa?
I Göta get you into my life.
Check out my Birka bag.
Sit in my Lapland.
He’s ab-Skåne-d with the cookies!
You’ve Stellan my heart.
Don’t give me your Saab story.
What a Nobel goal.
What’s Minecraft is mine.
Sweden Food & Drink Puns
I’m feeling a bit Glögg-y.
Go Fika yourself.
I’m having a bad herring day.
Potatoes in Sweden are kind of a big dill.
I’m looking for salmon special.
Feeling a bit Knäckebröd
In Sweden, the cats have nine chives.
In Sweden, you’re never Smörgås-bored.
In Sweden, the most popular sport is meatball.
The People’s Princess Cake
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions
- 50 Hilarious London Puns & Inspiration for London Instagram Captions
- 27 Hilarious Iceland Puns & Instagram Caption Inspiration
- 25 Witty Scotland Puns & Inspiration for Scotland Instagram Captions
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Sweden
The Lonely Planet Sweden guidebook for your trip. It can be hard to find big, international guidebooks once you land (or they’ll be way overpriced). Get yours ahead of time, either a hard copy or on a Kindle.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a Swedish sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Camera since Sweden is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Swedish cities because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
More Swedish Travel Resources
Many people combine a trip to Sweden with a stop in Iceland. If you’re planning on combining these two countries, check out:
- 13 Steps to Flawlessly Planning a Trip to Iceland
- Definitive Iceland Packing List: What to Pack for Iceland for Women & Men
- 10 Perfect Icelandic Souvenirs Plus Iceland Shopping Tips
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Sweden make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Stockholm where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets or participating in any winter activities.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.