Looking for hilarious Texas puns to share with friends before a trip to Austin, San Antonio, or Dallas? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Texas Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Texas jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Texas Puns & Jokes
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The Best Texas Puns for Texas Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Texas puns for every circumstance.
Texas City Puns
Dallas my love has come along
Ready for a San Antoni-bros weekend?
Austin cream pie
El Paso the dutchie on the left-hand side
I’m wide a-Waco
I’ll have an Amarillo sour.
Never gonna give Lubbock. Never gonna let you down.
And Bingo was his Plano.
I put a Denton those Girlscout Cookies
Oh my god! They k**led McKenney. You bastards!
A kid in Port Arthur’s court.
Weekend at Boerne’s.
A very merry un-Forth Worth-day to me.
And I ran, Aransas far away.
Gruene with envy.
Texas Travel Puns
Big Bend and Snap
This trip has been amazing, but it’s time to Alamo home.
No man is a Padre Island
‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a bluebonnet.
Mustang Island, think you better slow your mustang down
I’d like a salad with a side of Cadillac Ranch.
Come on the risin’ wind, we’re goin’ up around the Brazos Bend.
This state is Texa-llent.
All that Schlitterbahns is not gold.
I’m feeling sick, but Jacobs Well.
Texas Food & Drink Puns
Spill the sweet tea.
Queso, is it me you’re looking for?
Someone call the Dr. Pepper
She’s got a brisket to ride
She’s my Frito pie.
I’ve got chilis. They’re multiplying.
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say queso
This is Texas Stew-pendous.
Yes we pecan.
Texas Beer Puns
Life without you is un-beer-able.
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
Another great Texas vacation. I’ve got Deja brew.
Funny, but it’s still Shiner Bock and roll to me
Lone Star Beers for Fears
We made some pour decisions last night.
Grin and beer it.
Don’t mind if I brew.
Gotta look pitcher perfect for Instagram, right?
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
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- 50 Fabulous California Puns & California Instagram Captions
- 50 Fabulous Hawaii Puns & Inspiration for Hawaii Instagram Captions
- 50 Hilarious New York Puns & New York Instagram Captions
- 50 Hilarious Colorado Puns & Inspiration for Colorado Instagram Captions
- 25 Hilarious Chicago Puns & Inspiration for Chicago Instagram Captions
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
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