50 Thailand Puns & Jokes for Thailand Instagram Captions

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Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:48 pm

Looking for hilarious Thailand puns to share with friends before a trip to Thailand? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Thailand Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Thailand jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

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How to Use these Thailand Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Thailand for your photo captions, Instagram captions, Thailand Whatsapp status, Viber status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 

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The Best Thailand Puns for Thailand Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Thailand puns for every circumstance.


Thailand Travel Puns


What a Thai to be alive!

You’re a Chiang Rai of light.

She’s my cherry Pai.


Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Khaosan road


The game ended in a Thai.

Come and tuk-tuk me into bed.

Thai and stop me.

Once Udon a time.

I think, therefore Siam.

Chitty, chitty Bangkok.


Wat the hell?

Chiang Mai, Miss American Pie

Pattaya cake

Thailand Food Puns


This is the best Thai food I’ve ever pad.

Keep calm and curry on.

It’s so easy it’s a piece of banana pancake.

It sure is rice to be here!

I’m coconuts for Thailand.

Kiss my glass noodles.

Yeah, you got that Tom Yum-my yum

Not with a Panang but with a whimper.

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It just fell into my laap.


Banana roti cream pie.

We ate a delicious dinner and then stayed up to watch the sun-rice.

The best Thai gameshow is The Family Gang Jued.

The Mamas and the Papayas


In Thailand, I love a Khao Soi latte.

Monkey Pad See, Monkey Ew.

Rice and shine!

Curry on my wayward son.

Thailand Beach Puns


Tropic like it’s hot!

Keep calm and Karon on.

Feeling Fin-tastic!


Let’s have a Railay race.


Phuket, we’ll do it live.

Seas and greetings.

It’s raining Kata-s and dogs.

Fish you were here!

If you don’t love swimming puns you must be a fan of dry humor.

We were mermaid for each other.

Stop Chaweng with your mouth open.


I’m a Bottle Beach blonde.

Whale, hello there!

Fine and sandy.

Seas the day.

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5 Things to Pack for Thailand

Greece - Crete - Stephanie Luggage
Staying in hostels? Make sure your bags will fit into their lockers.

The Lonely Planet Thailandguidebook for your trip. I used a Kindle version during my time in Thailand. It’s hard to find guidebooks once you’re actually on the ground.


Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

A Camera since Thailand is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

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13 Steps to Planning the Perfect Trip to Thailand


A Full-Sized Travel Towel for anyone taking advantage of Thailand’s beaches (or…hostels…). This is the best travel towel in the world, and you’ll need it if you are staying in hostels or anywhere that requires you to bring your towel.

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Bangkok because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

More Thailand Travel Resources


Headed to Thailand? Check out my Thailand trip planning guide.

You’ll also want to read these best temples to visit in Bangkok and this interview about the history of the Kingdom of Siam.

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

Before you leave for Thailand make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Bangkok where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

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