25 Gorges Grand Canyon Puns for Grand Canyon Instagram Captions

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Looking for hilarious Grand Canyon puns to share with friends before a trip to Grand Canyon? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Grand Canyon Instagram captions or a Grand Canyon status on your trip? Here are my favorite Grand Canyon jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!


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How to Use these Grand Canyon Puns & Jokes

Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about the Grand Canyon for your photo captions, Grand Canyon Instagram captions, Grand Canyon Whatsapp status, Viber status, Grand Canyon Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work! 


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The Best Grand Canyon Puns for Grand Canyon Instagram Captions


USA - Arizona - Rafting on The Colorado River in the Grand Canyon at sunrise


Here are my favorite Grand Canyon puns for every circumstance.


The Grand Canyon is just gorges.


The Grand Canyon is the world’s prettiest rim job.


Let’s get the heli outta’ here. (For your Grand Canyon helicopter tours).


Canyon feel the love tonight?


We didn’t have time to see the whole Grand Canyon. We just got the Cliff notes.


USA - Arizona - Travel in Grand Canyon, man Hiker with backpack enjoying view, USA


And the horse erode in on


We are having a Grand time!


Oh schist.


‘Fore the day I die, I’ma touch the skywalk


Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.


USA - Arizona - Ride of your life. Chopper flying over Grand Canyon, West Rim. Colorado river, Arizona, USA.


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Canyon dig it?


Can I get a Corona with limestone?


Just living life on the edge.


I couldn’t see the sunset on the Grand Canyon because there was dusk in my eyes. (Want more? Check out my list of sunset puns).


We saved Desert for last. (For your Desert View pics).


USA - Arizona - Mules Climbing up with Goods in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona, USA


Let’s get stoned.


Shale we dance?


Cry me a Colorado River.’ 


I’m really lava-ing the colors here.


The really gave a Dam, huh?


USA - Arizona - A pink sunset pours over a crowd of visitors enjoying the canyon views from Mather Point in Grand Canyon National Park, Arizona.


I’d like to buy a Powell


Fifty Shades Mead.


I’d Mather be here.


Americans take the Grand Canyon for granite.


I get all sedimental at the Grand Canyon.



Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?

I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out my giant list of travel puns, plus the best Colorado puns, Texas puns, California puns, Alaska puns, Las Vegas puns, and Hawaii puns.


For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.



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USA - Arizona - View of train in Gran Canyon National Park railway station.


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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to the Grand Canyon


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The Lonely Planet Southwest USA guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.


An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).


Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.

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A Camera since the Grand Canyon is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.


A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Arizona because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 



Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!


Before you leave for Arizona make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.


I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.



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