Last Updated on: 19th September 2021, 05:27 pm
Looking for hilarious Grand Canyon puns to share with friends before a trip to Grand Canyon?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Grand Canyon Instagram captions or a Grand Canyon status on your trip? Here are my favorite Grand Canyon jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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My Favorite Travel Booking Sites for 2023
These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing
Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).
For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.
How to Use these Grand Canyon Puns & Jokes
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The Best Grand Canyon Puns for Grand Canyon Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Grand Canyon puns for every circumstance.
The Grand Canyon is just gorges.
The Grand Canyon is the world’s prettiest rim job.
Let’s get the heli outta’ here. (For your Grand Canyon helicopter tours).
Canyon feel the love tonight?
We didn’t have time to see the whole Grand Canyon. We just got the Cliff notes.
And the horse erode in on
We are having a Grand time!
Oh schist.
‘Fore the day I die, I’ma touch the skywalk
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
Canyon dig it?
Can I get a Corona with limestone?
Just living life on the edge.
I couldn’t see the sunset on the Grand Canyon because there was dusk in my eyes. (Want more? Check out my list of sunset puns).
We saved Desert for last. (For your Desert View pics).
Let’s get stoned.
Shale we dance?
Cry me a Colorado River.’
I’m really lava-ing the colors here.
The really gave a Dam, huh?
I’d like to buy a Powell.
Fifty Shades Mead.
I’d Mather be here.
Americans take the Grand Canyon for granite.
I get all sedimental at the Grand Canyon.
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out my giant list of travel puns, plus the best Colorado puns, Texas puns, California puns, Alaska puns, Las Vegas puns, and Hawaii puns.
For more great travel quotes, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
More Grand Canyon Travel Resources
Headed to Arizona? Check out how to see the best of the Grand Canyon in one day and these gorgeous Grand Canyon travel quotes.
5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to the Grand Canyon
The Lonely Planet Southwest USA guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road. (For people without American cell phone plans).
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Camera since the Grand Canyon is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my Samsung8 smartphone these days.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Arizona because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Arizona make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in the beautiful (but occasionally slippery) outdoors.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.