Looking for hilarious Taj Mahal puns to share with friends before a trip to India? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Taj Mahal Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite Taj Mahal jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
Note: The Taj Mahal is both an important historic tomb and a religious structure. Thes puns are made to be light-hearted (think Dad jokes). There are no puns here about Islam or anything related to the religious aspects of the site.
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Taj Mahal Puns & Jokes about the Taj Mahal
Taj to the hand.
The Taj Mahal is marble-ous, isn’t it?
I just had to pressTaj to stop and appreciate how beautiful this place is.
Just got done souvenir shopping. Check out mahal.
At the Taj Mahal, it’s Yamuna Matata.
I want to hold Jahan.
Don’t get tomb excited, there are huge crowds at the Taj Mahal.
The Taj Mahal is Agra-ssively. beautiful.
Ooh, Shah Shah.
These tourists are so Agra-vating.
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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to India
The Lonely Planet India guidebook. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.
An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a local sim card while here to help navigate public transportation and when you’re on the road.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for India because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for India make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging enjoying time in India’s cities. My friend Chris had his iPhone stolen in Mumbai, but luckily he was able to claim it on his travel insurance.
I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them. If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.