101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses

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Looking for hilarious travel puns to share with friends before a trip?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as travel Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite travel jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip to even more enjoyable!

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The Best Travel Puns & Travel Jokes

Puns for things you’ll typically find in major cities – pretty doors, gorgeous shrines, triumphal arches, etc. 

I just a-door this city!

This place is rem-arc-able!

It’s impossible to ruin this view!

United Kingdom - London

No place I’d rath’abbey.

Port of me never wants to leave.

Loose lips sink trips.

This palace is a breath of fresh heir.

Dome stop believing.

Turkey - Cappadocia

Shrine bright like a diamond.

Windmills? I’m a huge fan!

Another sun bites the dust.

Italy - Rome

I harbor such a soft spot for this place.

This trip is off the train!

I think this cathedral is beautiful. Thanks for glass-king!

Airplane Puns

No one can accuse this trip of being plane.

Being this high off the ground feel air-mazing!

We don’t have a set itinerary, so we’re just going to wing it.

Belize - Belize City - Airport Airplane

The food served on the flight was just a bit plane.

Planes are awesome. Ignorance is blimps

Road Trip Puns

Having a wheel nice time!

We Audi here!

Having a ferry good time!

Yukon have a great time on the open road.

California - Los Angeles - Renting a Car in Los Angeles

We’re going on an ad-van-ture!

Blonde the road again.

The pilot thickens.

California - Los Angeles - Renting a Car in Los Angeles

Been driving a day. I need a brake!

Get Miata here!

Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!

Beach Trip Puns

Keep palm and carry on.

Adios, beaches.

Life is better in slow m-ocean.

Beach you to it!

I got 99 problems, but a beach ain’t one.

Beach you to it.

Kelp! I need somebody. Kelp! Not just anybody!

Everything is going swimmingly.

Belize - Tobacco Caye

Stick to the sea-nic route.

Girls just wanna have sun.

Leaving the office on cruise control.

See you on the flip tide.

It’s a-boat time we took a vacation!

I can’t be tide down.

Seas the day.

Sea you real soon.

Time for a shell-abration!

This trip is sand-sational!

Sea you later, alligator.

Craving some vitamin sea.

Geography Puns

Tropic like it’s hot.

Mountains are just hill areas.

Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.

Azerbaijan - Nakhchivan - Mountains and Highway

Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment.

Climbing up here was hard, but now we can just c-hill and enjoy the view!

These mountains are s-peak-tacular! 

Hotel Puns

Suite dreams.

I prefer hotels because I don’t like hostel attitude.

Expect to get pool-ed in!

Azerbaijan - Ganja - The Ganja Hotel

Villa up!

Lodge-r than life!

Everything is bedder on vacation!

Travel Food Puns

Scoops, I did it again! (For your ice cream and gelato shots)

Having a brew-tiful morning! (For any coffee or tea-related pics)

I love this city a waffle lot! 

Italy - Rome

This place stole a pizza my heart.

I have to d’eclair my love for this city.

Traveling has turned me into a gelat-ho.

I love this place a ge-lot-o.

It’s important to have a good work/life beer-lance.

Germany - Berlin - Beer Tour

Another one bites the crust.

What’s knot to love about this place? (For your perfect street pretzels)

We’re having a berry good time.

I a-dough this city.

Feeling like a melon bucks!

Germany - Dresden Neustadt - Pfunds Molkerei Cheese Soup German Food

The food here is soup-er!

I can’t espresso how much I love this view.

I’m just a sucker for sweets. (Perfect for any candy shots or candy shops) 

Souvenir & Shopping Puns

My weekend is booked.

Shop up or ship out!

Having a fan-tastic time!

Coming home from vacay with a new hat-itude.

Germany - Dresden - Souvenir Stand

Shopping at the market should produce some good results!

The face that launched a thousand shopping trips.

Hoping souvenir shopping at this market will spice up my kitchen.

Camping Puns

Let’s hang! (Great for your hammock photos)

Do I look flushed? Because I have cabin fever!

Camping weekends are fun but they’re so in-tents!

Tree-t yo self.

Hanging out at Big Almaty Lake
Hanging out at Big Almaty Lake

I’m always down for camping s’mores!

May the forest be with you.

Canoe believe how gorgeous this lake is?

Camping with friends is time well tent.

Autumn Travel Puns

Don’t sweater the small stuff.

Just fall-ing in love with this city!

I fall in love with new cities autumn-atically.

Germany - Dresden Neustadt - Autumn Courtyard

It’s so beautiful here. I never want to leaf!

It’s even more beauti-fall in person!

Winter Travel Puns

Watt’s up? (For any beautiful holiday light displays)

This city gives a great frost impression!

If you love Christmas so much, you should merry it!

Russia - Cat - Destination Russia

There’s snow way I ever want to leave.

I’m not freezing you out, I’m just on vacation!

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