Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm
Looking for hilarious travel puns to share with friends before a trip?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as travel Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite travel jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip to even more enjoyable!
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Protect Your Trip via Safety Wing
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
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How to Use these Travel Puns & Jokes
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The Best Travel Puns & Travel Jokes
Puns for things you’ll typically find in major cities – pretty doors, gorgeous shrines, triumphal arches, etc.
I just a-door this city!
This place is rem-arc-able!
It’s impossible to ruin this view!
No place I’d rath’abbey.
Port of me never wants to leave.
Loose lips sink trips.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir.
Dome stop believing.
Shrine bright like a diamond.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Another sun bites the dust.
I harbor such a soft spot for this place.
This trip is off the train!
I think this cathedral is beautiful. Thanks for glass-king!
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Being this high off the ground feel air-mazing!
We don’t have a set itinerary, so we’re just going to wing it.
The food served on the flight was just a bit plane.
Planes are awesome. Ignorance is blimps.
Road Trip Puns
Having a wheel nice time!
We Audi here!
Having a ferry good time!
Yukon have a great time on the open road.
We’re going on an ad-van-ture!
Blonde the road again.
The pilot thickens.
Been driving a day. I need a brake!
Get Miata here!
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Beach Trip Puns
Keep palm and carry on.
Life is better in slow m-ocean.
Beach you to it!
I got 99 problems, but a beach ain’t one.
Beach you to it.
Kelp! I need somebody. Kelp! Not just anybody!
Everything is going swimmingly.
Stick to the sea-nic route.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Leaving the office on cruise control.
See you on the flip tide.
It’s a-boat time we took a vacation!
I can’t be tide down.
Seas the day.
Sea you real soon.
Time for a shell-abration!
This trip is sand-sational!
Sea you later, alligator.
Craving some vitamin sea.
Tropic like it’s hot.
Mountains are just hill areas.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment.
Climbing up here was hard, but now we can just c-hill and enjoy the view!
These mountains are s-peak-tacular!
I prefer hotels because I don’t like hostel attitude.
Expect to get pool-ed in!
Lodge-r than life!
Everything is bedder on vacation!
Travel Food Puns
Scoops, I did it again! (For your ice cream and gelato shots)
Having a brew-tiful morning! (For any coffee or tea-related pics)
I love this city a waffle lot!
This place stole a pizza my heart.
I have to d’eclair my love for this city.
Traveling has turned me into a gelat-ho.
I love this place a ge-lot-o.
It’s important to have a good work/life beer-lance.
Another one bites the crust.
What’s knot to love about this place? (For your perfect street pretzels)
We’re having a berry good time.
I a-dough this city.
Feeling like a melon bucks!
The food here is soup-er!
I can’t espresso how much I love this view.
I’m just a sucker for sweets. (Perfect for any candy shots or candy shops)
Souvenir & Shopping Puns
My weekend is booked.
Shop up or ship out!
Having a fan-tastic time!
Coming home from vacay with a new hat-itude.
Shopping at the market should produce some good results!
The face that launched a thousand shopping trips.
Hoping souvenir shopping at this market will spice up my kitchen.
Let’s hang! (Great for your hammock photos)
Do I look flushed? Because I have cabin fever!
Camping weekends are fun but they’re so in-tents!
Tree-t yo self.
I’m always down for camping s’mores!
May the forest be with you.
Canoe believe how gorgeous this lake is?
Camping with friends is time well tent.
Autumn Travel Puns
Don’t sweater the small stuff.
Just fall-ing in love with this city!
I fall in love with new cities autumn-atically.
It’s so beautiful here. I never want to leaf!
It’s even more beauti-fall in person!
Winter Travel Puns
Watt’s up? (For any beautiful holiday light displays)
This city gives a great frost impression!
If you love Christmas so much, you should merry it!
There’s snow way I ever want to leave.
I’m not freezing you out, I’m just on vacation!
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Before Your Trip – Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
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This is especially true for trips where I’m visiting big cities or spending time in the great outdoors!
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I always make sure to get travel insurance whenever I’m going to be over one hundred miles from home, in large cities where tourists can be the target of pickpockets, and anytime I’ll be doing outdoor activities.
It makes my life easier knowing if something should happen, I’ll be able to take care of it!