Looking for hilarious Vietnam puns to share with friends before a trip to Vietnam?
Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Vietnam Instagram captions or a Vietnam status on your trip?
Here are my favorite Vietnam jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!
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How to Use these Vietnam Puns & Jokes
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about Vietnam for your photo captions, Vietnam Instagram captions, Vietnam Whatsapp status, Viber status, Vietnam Facebook status, or however you want!
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The Best Vietnam Puns for Vietnam Instagram Captions
Here are my favorite Vietnam puns for every circumstance.
Vietnam City Puns
I’m always going to Miss Saigon
You’re really starting to Hanoi me
Ain’t no Da Nang (I know it’s really pronounced Nung and not Nang, but I’m leaving this one in)
I Can Tho (This pun only works in writing since that’s not how it’s pronounced which is more like Kun Thu)
No Hue, Jose
I knew we would Hai Phong on this trip, but I didn’t know just how much!
Dalat Dalat bills, Y’all
Mui Ne can’t buy you class
Ninh Binh None the Richer
FTV: For the Vinh
Vietnam Travel Puns
Ha Long, how long will I slide?
Sapa can you hear me?
Welcome to the Ha Giang-le
Stay above the Bay
The Perfume River has quite the aroma
I’m a Cat Ba lady.
I lake Hanoi a lot.
Let’s Hoan in on what’s so great about this place.
Water Puppets doing here?
Get your motorbike runnin’
Vietnamese Food Puns
You can’t Banh Mi from this restaurant! It’s too delicious!
This is Pho real.
Vietnam is a Bun Cha fun!
It’s Bun Bo Hue or the highway.
I’m going Ga Ga over this chicken.
Egg Coffee really cracks me up
I’m just coconuts for Vietnamese drinks
Vietnam is my cup of tea
O Mai, these are delicious!
Coffee in Vietnam is egg-cellent!
Want more Hilarious Travel Puns?
I’m a little obsessed with travel puns. If you are too, check out:
- 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions
- 50 Thailand Puns & Jokes for Thailand Instagram Captions
- 50 Knee-Slappingly-Bad Indonesia Puns and Jokes for Your Vacation
- 50 Hilarious Bali Puns & Jokes for Your Getaway to the Last Paradise
- 21 Hilarious Nepal Puns & Jokes to Keep You in Stitches
For more great travel puns, check out my entire library of Travel Quotes, Puns, & Memes.
More Vietnam Travel Resources
5 Things to Bring to Vietnam
The Lonely Planet Vietnam guidebook for your trip. I used a Kindle version during my time in Vietnam. It’s hard to find guidebooks once you’re actually on the ground.
Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS, and general travel genie.
A Full-Sized Travel Towel for anyone taking advantage of Vietnam’s beaches (or…hostels…). This is the best travel towel in the world, and you’ll need it if you are staying in hostels or anywhere that requires you to bring your towel.
A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Vietnam because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day.
Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!
Before you leave for Vietnam make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Hanoi where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.
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