I love writing puns. Normally I write travel puns and jokes to celebrate what’s fun (and funny) about travel. But today is a pretty dark day as country after country declares states of emergency. And so, I thought a little dark humor might be in order. Here are some coronavirus puns, virus puns, and plague puns to laugh a little in these weird times.
FYI – These cover a lot of different viruses (mumps, zika, etc) not just the coronavirus. So if you plan on using one on Facebook or as an Instagram caption, feel free, just make sure it applies to the particular virus in question.
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Coronavirus & Virus Puns
The Coronavirus is making me batty.
My favorite Harry Potter character is Corona-ing Myrtle
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Coronavirus, Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard
You’re on the wrong path-ogen
Netflix and chills
Hit me with your best shot
And it was all yellow fever
They say I’m contagious
All the viruses go to Happy Hour at Epstein Bar
It’s a coronavirus pun-demic.
Corona – Every bubble’s passed its fizzical, but you won’t (based on a Corona slogan)
My lovely lady mumps
You can’t measles you’re way out of this one
One flu over the cuckoo’s nest
She loves showing off her RNA
Vaccination, all I ever wanted. Vaccination, had to get away.
She’s a Polio dancer
Mystic Viral (for all you Daria fans out there)
Contageous in my sexy jeans (that’s a Britney Spears deep cut)
Common cold enough to chill my bones
Corona – Stay miles away from everyone.
Strand in the place that you are.
For happy hour at home, we always have Quarantinis.
Sheltie In Place.
All by myself. Legally required to be all by myself anymore.
As an introvert, I prefer anti-social distancing.
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something
I think you’ll understand
When I’ll say that something
I Don’t wanna hold your hand
During quarantine, you make a lot of inside jokes.
Everyone is hoarding sausage and cheese in Germany. It’s a wurst kase scenario.
We are a part of the rhythm isolation
Seclusions of grandeur
Like a good neighbor, stay over there.
For dinner, we’re having quaran-beans.
I’ll also be social media distancing.
Going balls to the four walls
Do You Love Puns?
I love writing puns, but they’re normally a little more lighthearted and fun. Like the best travel puns, Paris puns, London puns, Italy puns, and more. You can check out my whole collection of puns and memes here.