50 Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns to Ride Out the Pandemic

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I love writing puns. Normally I write travel puns and jokes to celebrate what’s fun (and funny) about travel. But today is a pretty dark day as country after country declares states of emergency. And so, I thought a little dark humor might be in order. Here are some coronavirus puns, virus puns, and plague puns to laugh a little in these weird times.

 

FYI – These cover a lot of different viruses (mumps, zika, etc) not just the coronavirus. So if you plan on using one on Facebook or as an Instagram caption, feel free, just make sure it applies to the particular virus in question.

 

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Coronavirus & Virus Puns

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

The Coronavirus is making me batty.

 

My favorite Harry Potter character is Corona-ing Myrtle

 

Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Coronavirus, Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard

 

You’re on the wrong path-ogen

 

Outbreak dancing

 

Netflix and chills

 

Hit me with your best shot

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

Vaccine poetic

 

And it was all yellow fever

 

They say I’m contagious

 

Eur-Zika!

 

All the viruses go to Happy Hour at Epstein Bar

 

It’s a coronavirus pun-demic.

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

Corona – Every bubble’s passed its fizzical, but you won’t (based on a Corona slogan)

 

My lovely lady mumps

 

You can’t measles you’re way out of this one

 

One flu over the cuckoo’s nest

 

She loves showing off her RNA

 

Vaccination, all I ever wanted. Vaccination, had to get away.

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

She’s a Polio dancer

 

Mystic Viral  (for all you Daria fans out there)

 

Contageous in my sexy jeans (that’s a Britney Spears deep cut)

 

Common cold enough to chill my bones

 

Peter Pan-demic

 

A-pun-calypse now

 

 

Quarantine Puns

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

Corona – Stay miles away from everyone.

 

Strand in the place that you are.

 

For happy hour at home, we always have Quarantinis.

 

Sheltie In Place.

 

All by myself. Legally required to be all by myself anymore.

 

As an introvert, I prefer anti-social distancing. 

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something

 

I think you’ll understand

 

When I’ll say that something

 

I Don’t wanna hold your hand

 

During quarantine, you make a lot of inside jokes.

 

Everyone is hoarding sausage and cheese in Germany. It’s a wurst kase scenario.

 

Virus Puns & Quarantine Puns

 

We are a part of the rhythm isolation

 

Seclusions of grandeur

 

Like a good neighbor, stay over there.

 

For dinner, we’re having quaran-beans.

 

I’ll also be social media distancing.  

 

Going balls to the four walls

 

Do You Love Puns?

I love writing puns, but they’re normally a little more lighthearted and fun. Like the best travel puns, Paris puns, London puns, Italy puns, and more. You can check out my whole collection of puns and memes here.

 

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