50 Hilariously Terrible Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious Wales puns to share with friends before a trip to Wales? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as Wales Instagram captions or a Wales status on your trip? Here are my favorite Wales jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!

 

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Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

 

How to Use these Wales Puns & Jokes

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The Best Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions

Here are my favorite Wales puns for every circumstance.

 

Wales City Puns

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Don’t look back in Bangor.

 

As far as the eye can Swansea.

 

Yeah, you made me feel shiny and Newport

 

Conwy go out tonight?

 

Have a Very Barry Christmas!

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Don’t Sully my good name!

 

I got you a birthday Cardiff it’s your birthday.

 

The Rhyl Housewives

 

Brigend Tunnel

 

I’ll have a whiskey Neath.

 

 

Wales Travel Puns

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

All’s well that ends Welsh.

 

Play the hand you’re Celt.

 

I Camelot of miles to see this view.

 

You’re a Dahl.

 

Enjoying a reign-y day here at Cardiff Castle. (Need more castle puns? Check out 50 Regal & Hilarious Castle Puns).

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Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Well, well, Wales

 

I lost my Corgis so I can’t go anywhere. (Need more dog puns? Check out 151 Pawsome Dog Puns & Puppy Puns).

 

It’s sunny in the city but it Snowdon the mountain.

 

That’s a shrew move.

 

Stop dragon your feet!

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Do I have any Arthur choice?

 

Rugby a lady tonight.

 

I’d like to see your Cliff notes.

 

We mermaid for each other. (For Mermaid Quay. If you need any other sea-inspired puns, check out 101 Boss Beach Puns).

 

Bay all day.

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

It’s a Taff riot.

 

Wales gets my seal of approval.

 

I’m kind of a big daffodil.

 

You need just rabbit of luck.

 

I’m hedgehog-ing my bets.

 

 

Wales Food Puns

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

In Wales, they eat cheese Caerphilly. (Need more cheese puns? Check out 101 Delicious Cheese Puns for Captions and Statuses).

 

We are having a rarebit of fun in Wales.

 

Let’s get Glamorgan shots.

 

She showed me her Bara Brith. 

 

In Wales, the lamb crawls.

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Leeks and Geeks.

 

In Wales, all the men are mussel men. (Looking for more seafood pus? Check out 101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler).

 

I prefer sewin to knittin’.

 

I’ll take some samphire over diamonds.

 

I never sausage delicious food before.

 

 

Wales Beer Puns

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Let’s make some pour decisions!

 

I drink Welsh beer like a Boss.

 

You’re blushing. Your face is Red Ale over.

 

She’s a Deva.

 

It doesn’t take a lot of Brains to enjoy a beer in Wales.

 

Jokes about Wales Puns for Wales Instagram Captions and Wales WhatsApp Status

 

Welsh Stout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without.

 

I wanted to sit be-Cider, but I choked.

 

Love is ale we need.

 

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Wales is un-beer-eavable.

 

We’re an Otley crew.

 

 

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5 Things to Pack for Your Trip to Great Britain

 

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If you’re headed to Wales, I have an entire packing list that goes over exactly what to bring to with you. However, here are five items you definitely don’t want to forget!

 

The Lonely Planet Great Britain guidebook for your trip. It can be kind of a pain to find the major guidebooks once you land, or you’ll find them overpriced. I always like to pick mine up ahead of time.

 

An Unlocked Cell Phone so that you can use a British sim card while here to help navigate public transportation.

 

Backup Charging Bank for your cell phone since you’ll be using it as a camera, GPS system, and general travel genie.

 

A Camera since Wales is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810 and my  Samsung8 smartphone these days.

 

A Great Day Bag so you can carry what you need with you (like your camera, snacks, water, sunscreen, cash, etc). My current favorite is the Pacsafe Citysafe, which is especially great for Cardiff because it has many anti-theft features designed to deter pickpockets. It also transitions to a night bag more easily and won’t embarrass you if you go to dinner directly after sightseeing all day. 

 

 

More Great Britain Travel Resources

 

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If you’re interested in visiting UNESCO sites and historic places around London, check out my posts on How to Visit the Tower of LondonHow to Visit Westminster Abbey, and How to Visit Westminster Abbey.

 

Love to listen while you plan your travels? I have episodes about London on both of my podcasts. You can check my podcast episode about the Roman Baths, The History of Windsor Castle, and Banqueting House.

 

You can also listen to my travel podcast episode about London.  Plus here are all the best travel podcasts I use to plan my own trips.

 

 

Don’t Forget About Travel Insurance!

 

Before you leave for Wales make sure you have a valid Travel Insurance Policy because accidents happen on the road. I pay for World Nomads, and I happily recommend them. It’s especially important to get travel insurance if you’ll be hanging out in cities like Cardiff where tourists can easily become the targets of pickpockets.

 

I have been a paying customer of World Nomads for travel insurance for three years, and I happily recommend them.  If you get sick, injured, or have your stuff stolen, you’ll be happy to have the ability to pay for your medical bills or replace what’s stolen or broken.

 

 

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