101 Wonderful Wine Puns & Jokes for Captions and Statuses

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Looking for funny wine puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as wine captions or a wine status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite wine jokes and puns to brighten your day!

 

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The Best Wine Puns for Wine Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite wine puns for every circumstance.

 

Wine not?

 

Don’t be Rueda!

 

Say you’ll be wine.

 

I decant even.

 

I left him on red.

 

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We’ve Loire-d our standards.

 

After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!

 

I got called in for Jura duty.

 

Que Syrah Syrah!

 

I fell and Abruzzo-ed my knee.

 

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Et tu, Brut?

 

Happy Nouveau Years!

 

I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.

 

Going, going, Pata-gone-ia

 

Chateau-tally

 

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Our love is Duoro-ble.

 

A the vineyard there were some adorable cork-is.

 

I prefer wine to Bierzo.

 

Meet the Cru.

 

You can’t sip with us.

 

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It’s just a small filtration. You don’t need to be jealous.

 

About to make some pour decisions.

 

With Grenache

 

Grapes always wine when you crush them.

 

Whatever floats your Haut.

 

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But I’ve got a Blanc space baby

 

Ice, Ice Wine, Baby

 

Read between the wines.

 

She earned her Medoc-torate.

 

Vino Vidi Vici

 

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Leave Britney a-Rhone.

 

Oaky Dokey

 

Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!

 

Don’t press me.

 

I need this vacation to help me un-wine.

 

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I don’t want any tannin lines.

 

Chardon-hey!

 

He’s a domestic terroir-ist.

 

And they lived happily Eger after. 

 

Monster Trocken Rally

 

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Varietal is the spice of life.

 

Wine puns are never in pour taste.

 

Thin the vinyard.

 

Wine sips sink ships

 

It’s wine o’clock somewhere.

 

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Having a grape time!

 

My favorite dog breed is the Bordeaux collie.

 

Alcohol & Oates

 

I need more proof.

 

Great minds drink alike.

 

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At your Malbec and call.

 

You’re the wine that I want.

 

Hakuna Moscato

 

Don’t make me blush

 

I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine.

 

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I hailed a Cab Franc.

 

Franc-ly my dear, I don’t give a d***.

 

Wait a prosecco-nd.

 

My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine

 

Back that glass up.

 

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I need a Bachus massage.

 

I’ll cava what she’s having.

 

Today is a day that will live in Villany

 

Champagne at the bit.

 

Love the wine you’re with.

 

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I visited my uncle and Chianti.

 

She played the Claret-net.

 

You’re no Eiswein.

 

Get a Grappa!

 

Riesling and shine.

 

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I sip my hat to you.

 

German wine is Gewurzt!

 

I’m in the right place at the white wine.

 

How Merlot can you go?

 

Sip me baby one more time

 

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That song is rather Muscat-chy.

 

Everything happens for a riesling

 

Be kind, re-wine.

 

Yes or vino?

 

She plays the Pinot.

 

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The Supreme Port

 

And all that Shiraz

 

Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot

 

I’m on cloud wine.

 

The Rings of Sauternes

 

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Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!

 

My Sherry Amour

 

FTW: For The Wine

 

With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed

 

Let’s get fizz-ical.

 

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It’s a Traminer issue.

 

Palette days

 

Dip your Tokaj-s in!

 

Wine is my red and butter.

 

Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?

 

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You had me at Merlot!

 

Put a cork in it.

 

A wine hangover is a grape depression.

 

Wino? Why not!

 

No bouquet-ing way.

 

The puppy joined the K-Wine Squad

 

 

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