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Don’t be Rueda!
Say you’ll be wine.
I decant even.
I left him on red.
We’ve Loire-d our standards.
After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
I got called in for Jura duty.
Que Syrah Syrah!
I fell and Abruzzo-ed my knee.
Et tu, Brut?
Happy Nouveau Years!
I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.
Going, going, Pata-gone-ia
Our love is Duoro-ble.
A the vineyard there were some adorable cork-is.
I prefer wine to Bierzo.
Meet the Cru.
You can’t sip with us.
It’s just a small filtration. You don’t need to be jealous.
About to make some pour decisions.
Grapes always wine when you crush them.
Whatever floats your Haut.
But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
Ice, Ice Wine, Baby
Read between the wines.
She earned her Medoc-torate.
Vino Vidi Vici
Leave Britney a-Rhone.
Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!
Don’t press me.
I need this vacation to help me un-wine.
I don’t want any tannin lines.
He’s a domestic terroir-ist.
And they lived happily Eger after.
Monster Trocken Rally
Varietal is the spice of life.
Wine puns are never in pour taste.
Thin the vinyard.
Wine sips sink ships
It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
Having a grape time!
My favorite dog breed is the Bordeaux collie.
Alcohol & Oates
I need more proof.
Great minds drink alike.
At your Malbec and call.
You’re the wine that I want.
Don’t make me blush
I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine.
I hailed a Cab Franc.
Franc-ly my dear, I don’t give a d***.
Wait a prosecco-nd.
My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine
Back that glass up.
I need a Bachus massage.
I’ll cava what she’s having.
Today is a day that will live in Villany
Champagne at the bit.
Love the wine you’re with.
I visited my uncle and Chianti.
She played the Claret-net.
You’re no Eiswein.
Get a Grappa!
Riesling and shine.
I sip my hat to you.
German wine is Gewurzt!
I’m in the right place at the white wine.
How Merlot can you go?
Sip me baby one more time
That song is rather Muscat-chy.
Everything happens for a riesling
Be kind, re-wine.
Yes or vino?
She plays the Pinot.
The Supreme Port
And all that Shiraz
Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot
I’m on cloud wine.
The Rings of Sauternes
Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!
My Sherry Amour
FTW: For The Wine
With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed
Let’s get fizz-ical.
It’s a Traminer issue.
Dip your Tokaj-s in!
Wine is my red and butter.
Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?
You had me at Merlot!
Put a cork in it.
A wine hangover is a grape depression.
Wino? Why not!
No bouquet-ing way.
The puppy joined the K-Wine Squad
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