101 Wonderful Wine Puns & Jokes for Captions and Statuses

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Looking for funny wine puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as wine captions or a wine status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite wine jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Wine Puns for Wine Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite wine puns for every circumstance. Use them when you’re visiting the world’s best wine countries!

Wine not?

Don’t be Rueda!

Say you’ll be wine.

I decant even.

I left him on red.

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We’ve Loire-d our standards.

After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!

I got called in for Jura duty.

Que Syrah Syrah!

I fell and Abruzzo-ed my knee.

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Et tu, Brut?

Happy Nouveau Years!

I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.

Going, going, Pata-gone-ia

Chateau-tally

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Our love is Duoro-ble.

A the vineyard there were some adorable cork-is.

I prefer wine to Bierzo.

Meet the Cru.

You can’t sip with us.

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It’s just a small filtration. You don’t need to be jealous.

About to make some pour decisions.

With Grenache

Grapes always wine when you crush them.

Whatever floats your Haut.

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But I’ve got a Blanc space baby

Ice, Ice Wine, Baby

Read between the wines.

She earned her Medoc-torate.

Vino Vidi Vici

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Leave Britney a-Rhone.

Oaky Dokey

Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!

Don’t press me.

I need this vacation to help me un-wine.

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I don’t want any tannin lines.

Chardon-hey!

He’s a domestic terroir-ist.

And they lived happily Eger after. 

Monster Trocken Rally

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Varietal is the spice of life.

Wine puns are never in pour taste.

Thin the vinyard.

Wine sips sink ships

It’s wine o’clock somewhere.

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Having a grape time!

My favorite dog breed is the Bordeaux collie.

Alcohol & Oates

I need more proof.

Great minds drink alike.

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At your Malbec and call.

You’re the wine that I want.

Hakuna Moscato

Don’t make me blush

I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine.

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I hailed a Cab Franc.

Franc-ly my dear, I don’t give a d***.

Wait a prosecco-nd.

My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine

Back that glass up.

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I need a Bachus massage.

I’ll cava what she’s having.

Today is a day that will live in Villany

Champagne at the bit.

Love the wine you’re with.

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I visited my uncle and Chianti.

She played the Claret-net.

You’re no Eiswein.

Get a Grappa!

Riesling and shine.

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I sip my hat to you.

German wine is Gewurzt!

I’m in the right place at the white wine.

How Merlot can you go?

Sip me baby one more time

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That song is rather Muscat-chy.

Everything happens for a riesling

Be kind, re-wine.

Yes or vino?

She plays the Pinot.

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The Supreme Port

And all that Shiraz

Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot

I’m on cloud wine.

The Rings of Sauternes

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Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!

My Sherry Amour

FTW: For The Wine

With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed

Let’s get fizz-ical.

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It’s a Traminer issue.

Palette days

Dip your Tokaj-s in!

Wine is my red and butter.

Are Juhfark-ing kindding me?

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You had me at Merlot!

Put a cork in it.

A wine hangover is a grape depression.

Wino? Why not!

No bouquet-ing way.

The puppy joined the K-Wine Squad

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