5 Funny Quotes about April Fool’s Day

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Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath.–John Oliver

Today is April 1, April Fools’ Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don’t confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.–Jay Leno

Actually, we did a fun April Fools’ thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked for volunteers to go on a one-way trip to Mars.–Richard Branson

For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn’t even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it’s artists like myself that really suffer.–James Franco

Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools’ jokes come real things, and I wouldn’t be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space with people on it. It would be very exciting.–Richard Branson

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