Best Quotes about New Year’s Eve

Best Quotes about New Year's Eve

New Year’s Eve always terrifies me.–Charles Bukowski When I go, I’ll take New Year’s Eve with me.–Guy Lombardo I always work on New Year’s Eve, no matter what.–Debbie Harry And New Year’s Eve is very, very important to me.–Debbie Harry Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.–Jean Paul I’ve … Read more

5 Funny Quotes about April Fool’s Day

Quotes about April Fool's Day

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath.–John Oliver Today is April 1, April Fools’ Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don’t confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.–Jay Leno Actually, we did a fun April Fools’ thing … Read more

Quotes about Christmas Eve

Fun Christmas trip to Milan, Italy. happy modern traveller woman in the front of Duomo in Milan, Italy with Christmas tree and gift looking into the distance

It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you.–Mother Teresa Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.–Helen Steiner Rice When I discovered libraries, it was like having Christmas every day.–Jean Fritz I’m a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. … Read more

The Best Quotes about Christmas

Quotes about Christmas

Christmas is love.–Lailah Gifty Akita I love all things Christmas.–Samantha Barks Have a holly jolly Christmas!–Burl Ives Christmas is the alcoholidays–Sigmund Freud Fashion Week is like Christmas.-Brad Goreski She’s a warm fart at Christmas.–Jethro Tull After a Christmas comes a Lent.–John Ray I find Christmas very difficult–Steven Morrissey All punk rockers hate Christmas.–Rhys Ifans Christmas … Read more

The Best Quotes about the Fourth of July & American Independence Day

USA - Pennsylvania - Philadelphia - Independence Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA.

I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July.  -Rick James Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat.  -Gene Simmons This Fourth of July is yours, not mine. You may rejoice, I must mourn.  -Frederick Douglass It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of … Read more

50 Marvelous Mother’s Day Puns for Instagram Captions & WhatsApp Statuses

Jokes about Mother's Day Puns for Mother's Day Instagram Captions and WhatsApp Captions

Looking for hilarious Mother’s Day puns to share with Mom on her special day? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as a Mother’s Day Instagram caption, Whatsapp Status, or Facebook status? Here are my favorite Mother’s Day jokes and puns to help make celebrating Mom both funny and fun!   Read Next: 101 … Read more

101 So-Bad-They’re-Good Birthday Puns for Your Birthday Captions & Statuses

Birthday puns and jokes for Birthday Instagram Captions and Birthday WhatsApp Status and Facebook Status

Looking for hilarious birthday puns to share with friends or family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as birthday Instagram captions or Whatsapp and Facebook statuses? Here are my favorite birthday jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!   Read Next: 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious … Read more

50 Fabulous Father’s Day Puns for Instagram Captions & WhatsApp Statuses

Father's Day Puns and Jokes for Father's Day Instagram Captions and WhatsApp Status

Looking for hilarious Father’s Day puns to share with Dad on his special day? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as a Father’s Day Instagram caption, Whatsapp Status, or Facebook status? Here are my favorite Father’s Day jokes and puns to help make celebrating Dad both funny and fun!   Read … Read more