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New Year’s Eve always terrifies me.–Charles Bukowski When I go, I’ll take New Year’s Eve with me.–Guy Lombardo I always work on New Year’s Eve, no matter what.–Debbie Harry And New Year’s Eve is very, very important to me.–Debbie Harry Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.–Jean Paul I’ve … Read more
An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.–Mark Twain Mardi Gras is the love of life. It is the harmonic convergence of our food, our music, our creativity, our eccentricity, our neighborhoods, and our joy of living. All at once.–Chris Rose It has been said that a … Read more
I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July. -Rick James Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat. -Gene Simmons This Fourth of July is yours, not mine. You may rejoice, I must mourn. -Frederick Douglass It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of … Read more
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. –Pope John Paul II Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. –Josh McDowell Here is the amazing thing about Easter; the Resurrection Sunday for Christians is this, that Christ in the dying … Read more
Christmas is love.–Lailah Gifty Akita I love all things Christmas.–Samantha Barks Have a holly jolly Christmas!–Burl Ives Christmas is the alcoholidays–Sigmund Freud Fashion Week is like Christmas.-Brad Goreski She’s a warm fart at Christmas.–Jethro Tull After a Christmas comes a Lent.–John Ray I find Christmas very difficult–Steven Morrissey All punk rockers hate Christmas.–Rhys Ifans Christmas … Read more
It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you.–Mother Teresa Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.–Helen Steiner Rice When I discovered libraries, it was like having Christmas every day.–Jean Fritz I’m a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. … Read more
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath.–John Oliver Today is April 1, April Fools’ Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don’t confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.–Jay Leno Actually, we did a fun April Fools’ thing … Read more
Looking for hilarious Father’s Day puns to share with Dad on his special day? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as a Father’s Day Instagram caption, Whatsapp Status, or Facebook status? Here are my favorite Father’s Day jokes and puns to help make celebrating Dad both funny and fun! Read … Read more
Looking for hilarious Mother’s Day puns to share with Mom on her special day? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as a Mother’s Day Instagram caption, Whatsapp Status, or Facebook status? Here are my favorite Mother’s Day jokes and puns to help make celebrating Mom both funny and fun! Read Next: 101 … Read more
Looking for hilarious birthday puns to share with friends or family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as birthday Instagram captions or Whatsapp and Facebook statuses? Here are my favorite birthday jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable! Read Next: 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious … Read more