The Best Quotes about Christmas

Quotes about Christmas

Christmas is love.–Lailah Gifty Akita I love all things Christmas.–Samantha Barks Have a holly jolly Christmas!–Burl Ives Christmas is the alcoholidays–Sigmund Freud Fashion Week is like Christmas.-Brad Goreski She’s a warm fart at Christmas.–Jethro Tull After a Christmas comes a Lent.–John Ray I find Christmas very difficult–Steven Morrissey All punk rockers hate Christmas.–Rhys Ifans Christmas … Read more

The Best Quotes about the Fourth of July & American Independence Day

USA - Pennsylvania - Philadelphia - Independence Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA.

I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July.  -Rick James Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat.  -Gene Simmons This Fourth of July is yours, not mine. You may rejoice, I must mourn.  -Frederick Douglass It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of … Read more

50 Marvelous Mother’s Day Puns for Instagram Captions & WhatsApp Statuses

Jokes about Mother's Day Puns for Mother's Day Instagram Captions and WhatsApp Captions

Looking for hilarious Mother’s Day puns to share with Mom on her special day? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as a Mother’s Day Instagram caption, Whatsapp Status, or Facebook status? Here are my favorite Mother’s Day jokes and puns to help make celebrating Mom both funny and fun!   Read Next: 101 … Read more

101 So-Bad-They’re-Good Birthday Puns for Your Birthday Captions & Statuses

Birthday puns and jokes for Birthday Instagram Captions and Birthday WhatsApp Status and Facebook Status

Looking for hilarious birthday puns to share with friends or family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as birthday Instagram captions or Whatsapp and Facebook statuses? Here are my favorite birthday jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip even more enjoyable!   Read Next: 101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious … Read more