The Best Quotes about Cancun, Mexico

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Super-cali-fragalistic-expiali-docious, Docious-ali-expi-fragalistic-cali-super. Cancun…catch me in the room, eatin’ grouper.  -Ghostface Killah

Climate policy has almost nothing to do anymore with environmental protection, says the German economist and IPCC official Ottmar Edenhofer. The next world climate summit in Cancun is actually an economy summit during which the distribution of the worlds resources will be negotiated.  -Ottmar Edenhofer

I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway in a sultry breeze against the unmistakable aqua splendor of the Caribbean Sea; drinking coconut, lime, and tequila from a scooped-out pineapple, with salt spray of breaking surf and sun kissing my skin. Translation: I’d died and gone to heaven.  -Karen Marie Moning

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t go to Cancun in the summer. -Ben Stein

Cancun is the only place I’ve ever visited outside America -Jason Behr

I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway in a sultry breeze against the unmistakable aqua splendor of the Caribbean Sea; drinking coconut, lime, and tequila from a scooped-out pineapple, with salt spray of breaking surf and sun kissing my skin. Translation: I’d died and gone to heaven. -Karen Marie Moning

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun. -Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow we go back to normal?” “Sure,” Mab said. “It’ll be like none of this happened. Except I’ll still be pregnant, and you’ll still be making dragons, and Glenda will still be pretending that Dreamland is Cancun, and Weaver will still own the only green velvet demon in captivity. Other than that, perfectly normal.” “I just meant no demons trying to kill us,” Cindy said. “My baseline for normal is a lot lower than yours. -Jennifer Crusie

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Climate policy has almost nothing to do anymore with environmental protection, says the German economist and IPCC official Ottmar Edenhofer. The next world climate summit in Cancun is actually an economic summit during which the distribution of the world’s resources will be negotiated. -Ottmar Edenhofer

She smoked like wet underwear on fire, swore like a slow hockey goalie, caroused like a cheerleader on spring break in Cancun, and experienced the people she chose to experience fully, men or women. -Dennis Vickers

Anyway. Give me your ten.”I’ve had s*x with more than ten women in one week.”Cancun. Spring Break 2004. Mexico is awesome.”Uck. Is that supposed to impress me? -Emma Chase

Cancun is the only place I’ve ever visited outside America. -Jason Behr

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. -Karen MacInerney

So you and the lovely Agent Scully are going down to investigate?’ Frohike said, sounding hopeful.’Yeah, we leave for Cancun tomorrow.”Our tax dollars at work,’ Langly snorted.’I’d love to see Agent Scully with a healthy tropical tan,’ Frohike said.’Down, Frohike,’ Mulder said. -Kevin J. Anderson

When he talked about a Higher Power, he used words like gratifying, restorative and life-changing. It was something that “got you through the tough times,” which “any young person could manage with a little hard work, trust and tenacity.” God was a trip to Cancun. -Marisha Pessl

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