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The Best Quotes about Australia & Australia Travel Quotes

Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the ‘Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence’ syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence. –Douglas Adams

Australia is about as far away as you can get. I like that. -Andre Benjamin

No one knows, incidentally, why Australia’s spiders are so extravagantly toxic; capturing small insects and injecting them with enough poison to drop a horse would appear to be the most literal case of overkill. Still, it does mean that everyone gives them lots of space. –Bill Bryson

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. -Douglas Adams

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I like Australia, but every time I’m there, I feel like everybody’s being sarcastic because everyone’s so nice. -Banks

Leaving Australia was the hardest thing I have ever done. Barry Gibb

It’s Australian to do such things because, however uncivilized they may seem, it’s human to do them. -Hugh Mackay

Oh, i’m sorry, when i’m the queen of Australia, I’ll have him executed. -Jenna from 30 Rock

Australians are a passionate lot. We are also a very practical lot. -Kevin Rudd

I’ve been to Australia. I’ve met the devil, drank beer, and snogged kangaroos. –Alan Martin

None of the seven is really good, for the excellent reason that Australian children never are. –Ethel Turner

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother. -Barry Humphries

Australia lives with a strange contradiction – our national image of ourselves is one of the Outback, and yet nearly all us live in big cities. Move outside the coastal fringe, and Australia can feel like a foreign country. -Kate Grenville

I wonder if it is Australia’s great distance from more populated landmasses that allows its inhabitants to be left to their own devices, to be incredibly creative and, at times, to be wonderfully weird. -Henry Rollins

Australia is the place I know best. -Angus Young

The only time an Australian ever walks is when his car runs out of petrol. –Barry Richards

Australia’s treatment of her Aboriginal people will be the thing on which the world will judge Australia and Australians – Not just now, but in the greater perspective of history. –Gough Whitlam

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I’ve ever been in. They’ve really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper. -John Oliver

After going to Australia, it’s hard to go anywhere after that. I want to move there. I’m obsessed with it. -Nina Dobrev

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Australia, to the rest of the world, is just far away, and Australia in the Thirties was the faraway of the faraway. -Baz Luhrmann

I’m sure that there are places in the deserts in Australia that could be similar to where we might want to go on Mars. -Buzz Aldrin

There is something about the Australian psyche that seems to like films that are slightly offbeat. -Nick Park

If you asked someone who was a Maori about how they felt about how they were treated in Australia or New Zealand, you’ll get an answer. They’ll have something to tell you. And you might not like what you hear. Laurence Fishburne

People who say, ‘There’s nothing to fear from spiders’ have clearly never been to Australia. -Cate Blanchett

Australia is just so full of surprises. -Bill Bryson

I love all kinds of insects, and I’ve heard Australia has some really interesting bugs. -Aurora

It is Australian innocence to love The naturally excessive and be proud Of a thoroughbred gelding who ran fast. –Peter Porter

There is nothing more Australian than spending time in somebody else’s country. –Anonymous

God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia. -Russell Crowe

I think Australia has to be a country which has the ‘Welcome’ sign out. -Paul Keating

Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition. -Olivia Wilde

In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don’t want to be over-revered. -Barry Humphries

It’s got more cosmopolitan, and it’s lost its uniqueness, but Australia is still a great place. -Paul Hogan

I love Australia; it’s such an outdoor life. -Darcey Bussell

Do I want everyone in Australia to know who I am? Absolutely. But the only way I can do that is by winning fights. -Robert Whittaker

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It’s always hot in Australia. -Angelique Kerber

Australia is the most isolated continent. -Jared Diamond

Even the Australians don’t know how beautiful their own country is. -Brian Cox

A continuing narrative throughout Australia’s history that says it is better to build up than to tear down. -Kevin Rudd

I don’t pay attention to Australia, mate. -Steven Adams

That’s one of the things I miss most about Australia – the countryside. -Yvonne Strahovski

As an outsider, you don’t think of Australia as being old-fashioned – it’s only when you’ve been here for a period of time when you realize there are issues. -Boy George

You can be tops in Australia and be unheard of everywhere else. -Barry Gibb

I think Australia is pretty much living the last day on Earth in a lot of ways. -Nathan Phillips

When I have a bad day, I dream about opening up a gelato stand on the streets of Sydney, Australia. Doesn’t everyone have a random escape fantasy? -Nancy Lublin

I thought I would come to Australia and learn to surf. Instead, I learned to walk. -Bari Weiss

Oh and Jack? I speak Australian. -Diana from 30 Rock

Western Australia is covered by granite, the largest single piece of Achaean rock that still lies on the surface of the, of, of the Earth, that’s 2.5 to 2.9 billion years old. It’s one of the most ancient and intact bits of the Earth’s crust. -Antony Gormley

I love Australia, and I especially love those rugby players. Jennifer Coolidge

You’re not Australian, Gina. -Amy from Brooklyn 99

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