50 Fabulous Passport Instagram Captions: Visa & Passport Puns & Quotes to Fly In Style

Last Updated on: 15th September 2021, 11:26 pm

In the last two months, my life was turned completely upside down. My husband got his visa, so two months ago (to the day!) we got to dust off our passports and use them for the first time since, well, you know…

This got me thinking of all the future amazing trips we will go on in the coming years, and all the amazing family memories we will make!

While we still have a few years to go before he can apply for his US passport, we are so happy we were able to get this visa and move back from Europe to the US. It was a long journey, but we made it! And we have so many journeys ahead of us.

To help inspire your own upcoming adventures, here are fifty passport Instagram captions, including quotes about passports and some fab passport puns. Feel free to add your own ideas in the comments below!

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Quotes about Passports

You’ll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, a living breathing screaming invitation to believe better things. -Jamie Tworkowski

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. -Al Gore 

We’re born first humans then after they stamp our passport. -Alfonso Cuaron

Yes, you need a passport to prove to the world that you exist. The people at passport control, they cannot look at you and see you are a person. No! They have to look at a little photograph of you. Then they believe you exist. -Jeffrey Eugenides

There’s this brutal imperial power, that my passport says I represent. But it will never represent where my heart lives, only vaguely where it went. -Ani DiFranco

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him. -Phyllis Diller

The value of your travels does not hinge on how many stamps you have in your passport when you get home — and the slow nuanced experience of a single country is always better than the hurried, superficial experience of forty countries. -Rolf Potts

I found someone’s passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things? -Dane Cook

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it’s not, it’s a visa, and it runs out fast. -Julie Burchill

In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers. -Herman Melville

The future’s another country, man… And I still ain’t got a passport. -Zadie Smith

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. -E. L. Doctorow

Not having a passport makes me very blasé about what appears in foreign periodicals since I know I’ll never see it. -David Foster Wallace

I build my foundations in some way deeper than mere passports, and more in the light of where I’m going than of “where I come from.” -Pico Iyer

I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one………there are lessons that you can’t get out of a book that are waiting for you at the other end of that flight.

A lot of people – Americans and Europeans – come back and go, “ohhhhh.” And the lightbulb goes on. -Henry Rollins

He entered the territory of lies without a passport for return. -Graham Greene

My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery-just stark me. -Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Languages are jealous sovereigns, and passports are rarely allowed for travellers to cross their strictly guarded borders. -Rabindranath Tagore

One day there will be no borders, no boundaries, no flags and no countries and the only passport will be the heart. -Carlos Santana

The border means more than a customs house, a passport officer, a man with a gun. Over there everything is going to be different; life is never going to be quite the same again after your passport has been stamped. -Graham Greene

You are the one that possesses the keys to your being. You carry the passport to your own happiness. -Diane von Furstenberg

In fact, every one of us – every nation, every individual begins hundreds, perhaps thousands of years prior to the date that appears in the passport. -Amos Oz

A passport, as I’m sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly. -Daniel Handler

Don’t be surprised if I demur, for, be advised my passport’s green. -Seamus Heaney

The passport changes but the blood doesn’t. -Mario Andretti

My face is my passport. -Vladimir Horowitz

I’m saying language is a passport. A dubious, dangerous passport too. -Xiaolu Guo

I’ve got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don’t have to ask anybody. -Joanna Lumley

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. -Erma Bombeck

… the man took my passport and asked me the purpose of my visit, I wrote in my daybook, ‘To mourn,’ and then, ‘To try to live,’ he gave me a look and asked if I would consider that business or pleasure, I wrote, ‘Neither.’ ‘For how long do you plan to mourn and try to live?’ I wrote, ‘For the rest of my life. -Jonathan Safran Foer

I had to get a second passport in a hurry. -Andrew Young

If you go get a passport, it might encourage you to at least consider the world around you. -Chuck D

It is not truth, but opinion that can travel the world without a passport. -Walter Raleigh

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey. -Earl Wilson

My Irish passport makes me look like a chief of staff for the Provisional IRA. -Jack Higgins

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling. -Sally Phillips

Formerly man had only a body and a soul. Now he needs a passport as well for without it he will not be treated like a human being. -Stefan Zweig

If there’s only one nation in the sky, shouldn’t all passports be valid for it? -Yann Martel

Without a knowledge of languages, you feel as if you don’t have a passport. -Anton Chekhov

The soldier had stamped my passport FAMILY in heavy black capital letters and I checked it now for reassurance and because I liked how fierce the word looked. -Meg Rosoff

Passport Puns

Every time I use my passport it’s a new beginning because I have to turn the page.

My passport is full of tramp stamps.

My passport is just what the doctor border-ed.

I’m always in control.

A girl in every passport.

My passport is my favorite photo jacket.

I’ll take this class passport/fail.

Law and Border

Some people’s passports have them seeing red, but mine gives me the blues.

I felt like the immigration officer really understood me because he could see where I was coming from.

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