Looking for funny beach puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as beach captions or a beach status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite beach jokes and puns to brighten your day!
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The Best Beach Puns for Beach Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite beach puns for every circumstance.
We’re BFFs – beach friends forever.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a clam.
It’s ship to be square
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
A lady in the streets, but sand in the sheets.
Hello, buoys and gulls.
Beach better have my money.
If looks could krill.
Better bait than never.
Keep palm and carry on.
Sometimes a walk to the beach can be rocky.
Long time, no sea!
Let’s give em some-fin to talk about.
Trying to avoid pier pressure.
Hollar at your buoy.
I don’t give a ship.
I’ve passed my shell-by date.
I’ve got it in the beach bag.
This water is swell.
Tis the sea sun.
Hanging with my sea gals.
We’re all just coasting.
Can’t keep me tide down.
We mermaid for each other.
I get by with a little kelp from my friends.
You have some gull.
I’m hooked on an eel-ing.
Beach hair, don’t care.
Oceans don’t talk, but they do wave.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Squid
Beach you to it!
Don’t be so shady.
You’re shrimpin‘ my style.
OMC – Oh My Cod!
Sundeck the halls.
Don’t be a beach on porpoise.
I took a nap on the beach because I needed a sea-esta.
Tropic like it’s hot.
As far as the eye can sea
Keep clam and carry on.
Life is a fanta-sea
You’re a fine-apple.
This beach vacation has revealed your hidden depths.
I’m coconuts for you.
I think we’re gonna crash at the beach.
I feel so welcome here. I think it’s all the waves.
I’d love to stay, but it’s time to flamingo.
Love you like a sea-ster.
With a view like this, you can’t be salty.
Don’t hate the playa.
This weekend, I’m gonna coast.
Singin’ sand dollar dollar bill y’all
Reclaimed barnacle wood.
We need to scale back on the fish
Living the high tide life.
You’re my bay.
Party like a lob-star.
I’ll take another crab at it.
I shell in love.
Take cove-r so you don’t get burned!
Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
I don’t give a dock.
I run this beach.
Don’t sing out of dune.
Things are getting out of sand.
It’s hard to coral everyone to one place, but we did it!
Whale, I’m having a great time!
The game is tide.
Too cool for pool
This shore is a perfect day!
Trying to catch up on rip current events.
Good to the last tropic.
Live with no egrets.
Everything whale be alright.
Peanut butter and jellyfish
Water you doing today?
Kelp! I need somebody.
At the beach there’s so much to do. You can never get boardwalk.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Resting beach face
Don’t worry. Beach happy.
It’s a surf war.
Where my beaches at?
Are you squidding me?
It’s five o-dock somewhere.
Seas the day.
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