101 Boss Beach Puns & Jokes for Your Beach Captions and Statuses

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Last Updated on: 8th August 2021, 10:53 pm

Looking for funny beach puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as beach captions or a beach status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp? Here are my favorite beach jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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The Best Beach Puns for Beach Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite beach puns for every circumstance.

#bossbeach

We’re BFFs – beach friends forever.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a clam.

It’s ship to be square

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

A lady in the streets, but sand in the sheets.

We’re fren-emones.

Hello, buoys and gulls.

Beach better have my money.

If looks could krill.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Better bait than never.

Oh, reel-y?

Keep palm and carry on.

Let’s shell-ebrate!

Sometimes a walk to the beach can be rocky.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Long time, no sea!

Let’s give em some-fin to talk about.

Trying to avoid pier pressure.

Hollar at your buoy.

I don’t give a ship.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

I’ve passed my shell-by date.

I’ve got it in the beach bag.

Gill-ty pleasure.

This water is swell.

Tis the sea sun.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Shell yeah!

Hanging with my sea gals.

We’re all just coasting.

Oh whale.

Can’t keep me tide down.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

We mermaid for each other.

I get by with a little kelp from my friends.

You have some gull.

I’m hooked on an eel-ing.

Beach hair, don’t care.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Oceans don’t talk, but they do wave.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Squid

Beach you to it!

Don’t be so shady.

You’re shrimpin‘ my style.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

OMC – Oh My Cod!

Octopi Wallstreet

Sundeck the halls.

Don’t be a beach on porpoise.

I took a nap on the beach because I needed a sea-esta.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Tropic like it’s hot.

Sand-tastic

As far as the eye can sea

Keep clam and carry on.

Life is a fanta-sea

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

You’re a fine-apple.

This beach vacation has revealed your hidden depths

I’m coconuts for you.

I think we’re gonna crash at the beach.

I feel so welcome here. I think it’s all the waves.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

I’d love to stay, but it’s time to flamingo.

Love you like a sea-ster.

With a view like this, you can’t be salty.

Don’t hate the playa.

This weekend, I’m gonna coast.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Scuba Doo

Beach where

Hang tan

Singin’ sand dollar dollar bill y’all

Reclaimed barnacle wood.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

We need to scale back on the fish

Beach, please.

Living the high tide life.

You’re my bay.

Party like a lob-star.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

I’ll take another crab at it.

I shell in love.

Take cove-r so you don’t get burned!

Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.

I don’t give a dock.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Feeling so-fish-ticated.

I run this beach.

Don’t sing out of dune.

Feeling fin-tastic.

Things are getting out of sand.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

It’s hard to coral everyone to one place, but we did it!

Whale, I’m having a great time!

The game is tide.

Too cool for pool

This shore is a perfect day!

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Trying to catch up on rip current events.

Good to the last tropic.

Live with no egrets.

Everything whale be alright.

Island spy

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Peanut butter and jellyfish

Water you doing today?

Kelp! I need somebody.

At the beach there’s so much to do. You can never get boardwalk.

Girls just wanna have sun.

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Conch potato

Resting beach face

Don’t worry. Beach happy.

It’s a surf war.

Where my beaches at?

Jokes about Beach Puns for Beach Instagram Captions and Beach WhatsApp Status

Are you squidding me?

Turtle-y rad.

It’s five o-dock somewhere.

Seas the day.

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