101 Funny Fish Puns that Explore Every Angler

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Looking for funny fish puns or fishing puns to share with friends and family? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as fish captions or a fishing status on Instagram, Facebook, or Whatsapp after a fishing trip or a day at the aquarium? Here are my favorite fishing and fish jokes and puns to brighten your day!

 

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The Best Fish and Fishing Puns for Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite fishing and fish puns for every circumstance.

 

I fish you were here.

 

I’m hooked on you!

 

Ghost-fish K**lah

 

Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight.

 

I like to look at problems from every angler.

 

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You caught me!

 

This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.

 

Holy carp!

 

Party like a lob-star.

 

You can see the Northern Lights in the Arctic Char!

 

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We love fishing for the halibut!

 

Solid goldfish.

 

Are you for reel?

 

That’s a moray!

 

I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!

 

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Another day at the of-fish.

 

Nothing could be beta!

 

That’s crayfish.

 

This is shrimp-ly awesome!

 

I’m not squid-ing!

 

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I’m starting to feel eel-y sick.

 

I’m fishing for compliments.

 

You’ve cod to be kidding me.

 

I’ll huff and I’ll puffer and I’ll blow your house down.

 

I love to tackle problems.

 

Sea landscape with Calella de Palafrugell, Catalonia, Spain near of Barcelona. Scenic fisherman village with nice sand beach and clear blue water in nice bay. Famous tourist destination in Costa Brava

 

I got a bonytail.

 

And the bandfish played on.

 

I love shopping on Grouper-on.

 

We’re running a pilot fish program.

 

She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.

 

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Is she having a boy or a gill?

 

She’s a jackfish or all trades.

 

He’s the kingfish of the forest.

 

Never trout yourself.

 

Guppy Love

 

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Pipefish down!

 

Stop clownfish-ing around!

 

You daft cowfish.

 

To the Batfish Mobile!

 

This is my favorite seafood plaice!

 

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I’ve haddock-nough!

 

This fishing trip is fin-tastic!

 

To celebrate Pride we serve Rainbow Trout.

 

If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out.

 

He’s so swordfish-ticated.

 

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I love you! Let’s cuttlefish!

 

Don’t be koi.

 

I think I need to scale back.

 

Who cod resist these fish ‘n chips?

 

She’s a damselfish in distress.

 

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I ain’t lion fish.

 

We made it o-fish-al.

 

Taking a nap in my haddock.

 

The goldfish’s favorite movie is “Old School.”

 

Trust me, I’m a sturgeon.

 

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We’re hake-ing in the dough!

 

I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show.

 

Bruce Willis starred in the Fish Element.

 

Do you catch my meaning?

 

I picked up my new shell-phone.

 

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Her favorite lens is her fisheye.

 

The Devil Ray went down to Georgia.

 

Do the hoki pokey

 

I feel like a blobfish.

 

Catholic gill-t

 

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Sea ya’ later.

 

Sandroller Derby

 

Don’t ig-nori

 

That’s a horsefish of a different color.

 

You can’t teach an old dogfish new tricks.

 

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Walleye really don’t want this fishing trip to be over!

 

I like big halibuts and I cannot lie!

 

Drop the bass.

 

Ice, Icefish, Baby

 

It’s raining catfish and dogs!

 

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Dungeons & Dragonfish

 

To get a sixpack, you need to work your albacore

 

Sweeper it under the rug

 

Ladyfish and the Tramp

 

Don’t shift responsibility to salmon-else.

 

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When you fish upon a star.

 

She’s his beardfish.

 

Do the electric eel.

 

Give me Mahi purse.

 

It’s ir-elephant fish.

 

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We’re sole-mates.

 

Salmon is sure to catch this.

 

By the light of the full moonfish.

 

Heaven is stocked with angelfish.

 

The mama fish cried when her baby went to his first day of school.

 

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My favorite shoes are my jellyfish.

 

Bien Atlantic Bonito!

 

Let’s do blowfish.

 

Tony Shaloub starred in Monkfish.

 

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or whitefish.

 

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Ketchup and Mustard Eel

 

It’s a needlefish in a haystack.

 

Nurse shark her back to health.

 

That’s an Oldwife Tale.

 

Up a creek without a paddlefish.

 

And it was all yellowfin

 

 

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