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The Best Fish and Fishing Puns for Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite fishing and fish puns for every circumstance.
I fish you were here.
I’m hooked on you!
Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight.
I like to look at problems from every angler.
You caught me!
This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.
Party like a lob-star.
You can see the Northern Lights in the Arctic Char!
We love fishing for the halibut!
Are you for reel?
That’s a moray!
I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!
Another day at the of-fish.
Nothing could be beta!
This is shrimp-ly awesome!
I’m not squid-ing!
I’m starting to feel eel-y sick.
I’m fishing for compliments.
You’ve cod to be kidding me.
I’ll huff and I’ll puffer and I’ll blow your house down.
I love to tackle problems.
I got a bonytail.
And the bandfish played on.
I love shopping on Grouper-on.
We’re running a pilot fish program.
She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.
Is she having a boy or a gill?
She’s a jackfish or all trades.
He’s the kingfish of the forest.
Never trout yourself.
Stop clownfish-ing around!
You daft cowfish.
To the Batfish Mobile!
This is my favorite seafood plaice!
This fishing trip is fin-tastic!
To celebrate Pride we serve Rainbow Trout.
If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out.
He’s so swordfish-ticated.
I love you! Let’s cuttlefish!
Don’t be koi.
I think I need to scale back.
Who cod resist these fish ‘n chips?
She’s a damselfish in distress.
I ain’t lion fish.
We made it o-fish-al.
Taking a nap in my haddock.
The goldfish’s favorite movie is “Old School.”
Trust me, I’m a sturgeon.
We’re hake-ing in the dough!
I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show.
Bruce Willis starred in the Fish Element.
Do you catch my meaning?
I picked up my new shell-phone.
Her favorite lens is her fisheye.
The Devil Ray went down to Georgia.
Do the hoki pokey
I feel like a blobfish.
Sea ya’ later.
That’s a horsefish of a different color.
You can’t teach an old dogfish new tricks.
Walleye really don’t want this fishing trip to be over!
I like big halibuts and I cannot lie!
Drop the bass.
Ice, Icefish, Baby
It’s raining catfish and dogs!
Dungeons & Dragonfish
To get a sixpack, you need to work your albacore
Sweeper it under the rug
Ladyfish and the Tramp
Don’t shift responsibility to salmon-else.
When you fish upon a star.
She’s his beardfish.
Do the electric eel.
Give me Mahi purse.
It’s ir-elephant fish.
Salmon is sure to catch this.
By the light of the full moonfish.
Heaven is stocked with angelfish.
The mama fish cried when her baby went to his first day of school.
My favorite shoes are my jellyfish.
Bien Atlantic Bonito!
Let’s do blowfish.
Tony Shaloub starred in Monkfish.
It doesn’t matter if you’re black or whitefish.
Ketchup and Mustard Eel
It’s a needlefish in a haystack.
Nurse shark her back to health.
That’s an Oldwife Tale.
Up a creek without a paddlefish.
And it was all yellowfin
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