Looking for hilarious cat puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cat Instagram captions or a cat status with a picture of your adorable kitty? Here are my favorite cat jokes and puns to help celebrate your feline friend.
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How to Use these Kitten & Cat Puns
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The Best Cat Puns & Kitten Puns for Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite cat puns and kitten puns for every circumstance.
The rest is still un-kitten.
You’re totally paw-some.
Don’t be a sour-puss
I’m feline fine.
I fought the paw, but the paw one.
Meow is the perfect time to foster a kitten.
Fur-get about it.
Whisker while you work
Don’t worry. Be tabby.
My cat is hisssss-sterical.
One shining mew-ment.
Egyptian cats love a good purr-amid.
You’re freaking meow-t.
This is a cat-astrophe.
The Devil Wears Paw-da
I tip my cat to you.
Paw-don my language
She’s an aristo-cat.
You’re a fur-midable opponent.
Don’t be so claw-ful.
Are you fur real?
My favorite Broadway Mew-sical is Cats!
It’s just a fur-mality.
I’m not kitten around.
I’ll have a Russian Blue Christmas
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
My favorite Easter candy is Cat-bury Cream Eggs.
He drives a furr-ari
Don’t get frost-kitten.
Fur score and seven years ago
Do you prefer whisker-y or boubon?
Hooked on a feline.
You’re a cat-ch.
These puns are paw-ful.
The Tell-tail Heart
You have a great cat-itude.
She’s so lazy she’s practically cat-atonic.
Keep up the mew-mentum.
Check his vi-tail signs
Longitude and cat-itude.
Don’t be so kitty.
I think cats are man’s best fur-riend.
Climb every meow-tain.
Do you like my Chanel purr-se.
My cat’s favorite game is Cattergories.
We’re so fur-tunate.
We’re at a tail-mate.
The rings of Cat-turn
Happy Paw-ther’s Day!
Catnip-ed in the bud
Cat’s are good for your men-tail health
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