Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm
Looking for hilarious cat puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cat Instagram captions or a cat status with a picture of your adorable kitty? Here are my favorite cat jokes and puns to help celebrate your feline friend.
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These are my favorite companies that I use on my own travels.
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Find the best city tours, day tours, bus tours, & skip-the-line tickets on GetYourGuide and Viator.
Find the best deals on hotels & vacation rentals on Booking.com.
For English-speaking private airport transfers, book through Welcome Pickups.
For road trips and independent travel, rent a car through Discover Cars.
Find information and cruise reviews on Cruise Critic.
For packing and travel essentials order via Amazon.
Book an affordable family or romantic photography session on your trip through Flytographer (Use the code HISTORYFANGIRL for 10% off your first photoshoot).
For travel guidebooks to have with you during your trip, I always pick one or two from Rick Steves and Lonely Planet.
How to Use these Kitten & Cat Puns
Feel free to use this post to find puns and jokes about dogs for your photo captions, cat Instagram captions, cat Whatsapp status, Viber status, cat Facebook status, or however you want!. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
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The Best Cat Puns & Kitten Puns for Captions & Statuses
Here are my favorite cat puns and kitten puns for every circumstance.
The rest is still un-kitten.
You’re totally paw-some.
Downton Tabby
Don’t be a sour-puss
I’m feline fine.

I fought the paw, but the paw one.
You’re purr-fect.
Meow is the perfect time to foster a kitten.
Fur-get about it.
Cat Paw-er

Whisker while you work
Don’t worry. Be tabby.
Paw-nbrokers
My cat is hisssss-sterical.
One shining mew-ment.

Egyptian cats love a good purr-amid.
Fairy Tail
Chatty Cat-hy
You’re freaking meow-t.

This is a cat-astrophe.
The Devil Wears Paw-da
I tip my cat to you.
Paw-don my language
She’s an aristo-cat.

You’re a fur-midable opponent.
Don’t be so claw-ful.
The God-Paw-ther
Are you fur real?
Cat-inum Blonde

My favorite Broadway Mew-sical is Cats!
It’s just a fur-mality.
I’m not kitten around.
I’ll have a Russian Blue Christmas
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

My favorite Easter candy is Cat-bury Cream Eggs.
He drives a furr-ari
Happy purr-thday!
Don’t get frost-kitten.
Fur score and seven years ago

Do you prefer whisker-y or boubon?
Hooked on a feline.
You’re a cat-ch.
These puns are paw-ful.
The Tell-tail Heart

You have a great cat-itude.
She’s so lazy she’s practically cat-atonic.
Keep up the mew-mentum.
B****, paw-lease.
Catterbrains

Check his vi-tail signs
Longitude and cat-itude.
Don’t be so kitty.
Cat-atouille
I think cats are man’s best fur-riend.

Climb every meow-tain.
Do you like my Chanel purr-se.
My cat’s favorite game is Cattergories.
We’re so fur-tunate.
Whisker-ed away

Hiss-tory
Claw-less
Litter-patter
We’re at a tail-mate.
Cat chested

The rings of Cat-turn
Happy Paw-ther’s Day!
Whisker-y Business
Catnip-ed in the bud
Cat’s are good for your men-tail health

Bed-kitten
Feline fine.
Claw-dad
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