101 Catchy Cat Puns & Kitten Puns for Captions & Statuses

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Looking for hilarious cat puns to share with friends? Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as cat Instagram captions or a cat status with a picture of your adorable kitty? Here are my favorite cat jokes and puns to help celebrate your feline friend.

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How to Use these Kitten & Cat Puns 

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The Best Cat Puns & Kitten Puns for Captions & Statuses

Here are my favorite cat puns and kitten puns for every circumstance.

The rest is still un-kitten.

You’re totally paw-some.

Downton Tabby

Don’t be a sour-puss

I’m feline fine.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

I fought the paw, but the paw one.

You’re purr-fect.

Meow is the perfect time to foster a kitten.

Fur-get about it.

Cat Paw-er

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Whisker while you work

Don’t worry. Be tabby.

Paw-nbrokers

My cat is hisssss-sterical. 

One shining mew-ment.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Egyptian cats love a good purr-amid.

Fairy Tail

Chatty Cat-hy

You’re freaking meow-t.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

This is a cat-astrophe.

The Devil Wears Paw-da

I tip my cat to you.

Paw-don my language

She’s an aristo-cat.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

You’re a fur-midable opponent. 

Don’t be so claw-ful.

The God-Paw-ther

Are you fur real?

Cat-inum Blonde

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

My favorite Broadway Mew-sical is Cats!

It’s just a fur-mality.

I’m not kitten around.

I’ll have a Russian Blue Christmas

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

My favorite Easter candy is Cat-bury Cream Eggs.

He drives a furr-ari

Happy purr-thday!

Don’t get frost-kitten.

Fur score and seven years ago

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Do you prefer whisker-y or boubon?

Hooked on a feline.

You’re a cat-ch.

These puns are paw-ful.

The Tell-tail Heart

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

You have a great cat-itude.

She’s so lazy she’s practically cat-atonic.

Keep up the mew-mentum.

B****, paw-lease.

Catterbrains

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Check his vi-tail signs

Longitude and cat-itude. 

Don’t be so kitty.

Cat-atouille

I think cats are man’s best fur-riend.

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Climb every meow-tain.

Do you like my Chanel purr-se.

My cat’s favorite game is Cattergories.

We’re so fur-tunate.

Whisker-ed away

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Hiss-tory

Claw-less

Litter-patter

We’re at a tail-mate.

Cat chested

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

The rings of Cat-turn

Happy Paw-ther’s Day!

Whisker-y Business

Catnip-ed in the bud

Cat’s are good for your men-tail health

Jokes about Cat Puns for Cat Instagram Captions and Cat WhatsApp Status

Bed-kitten

Feline fine.

Claw-dad

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