Last Updated on: 18th March 2023, 11:07 pm
People love visiting castles, and it’s no wonder. Their beauty is awe-inspiring, and they’re often chock-full of important local (or international) history.
But they’re not just for the serious, since there are tons of great jokes about castles, too! Whether you’re looking for castle Instagram captions or just want to laugh out loud, here are my favorite castle puns.
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How to Use these Castle Puns & Jokes
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How to Use these Castle Puns
Feel free to use this post to find castle puns and jokes for your photo captions. If you do use one, I’d love if you linked or tagged me so I can enjoy your work!
If you use one on a website, please link to this post. Otherwise, you can follow and tag me on social media so I can see you using them in action:
Instagram: @historyfangirl
Facebook: Stephanie Craig – History Fangirl
Twitter: @ahistoryfangirl
Funny Castle Puns
Here are my favorite castle puns.
Enjoying a reign-y day here at the castle.
Joust do it.
I thought it was a castle, but it’s just a fort. I had to de-moat it.
I normally love castles, but when I see one with the drawbridge up, I can’t get into it.
I love to stay in castles every two weeks to enjoy a good fort-night.
I’m not re-moat-ly interested in this place.
We had quite a wild knight out.
Burrrrrrg…it’s cold in here.
I’m just dancing on my throne.
Nothing can ruin this view.
The Prince is right.
King, King, are you there?
We all scream for ice Queen.
They castle-d us about our plans.
Let’s go dungeon diving.
Duke, where’s my car?
April showers bring May towers.
Don’t pay full price for your castle. Always ask for a viscount.
Princess-tuous.
Solo travel allows me to visit castles on my throne.
Turn that crown upside down.
We are having a ball.
A post-castle beer is a delightful fairy-ale.
Look at this beautiful squire-place.
My Cherie armor.
I couldn’t have afforded to live in a castle, but it would have been peasant.
It’s time to turn the page.
I’ve been looking high and Ludlow for a place this beautiful. (Ludlow Castle in England)
It’s not whether you Windsor lose, it’s how you play the game. (Windsor Palace in England)
Messy hair. Doune care. (Doune Castle in Scotland. See Scotland puns for more.)
It’s quite cold here at Edin-brrrr Castle. (Edinburgh Castle in Scotland. See Scotland puns for more.)
We’re having a Predjama party. (Predjama Castle in Slovenia)
Win, Dunluce, or Draw. (Dunluce Castle in Northern Ireland)
The Balmoral of the story… (Balmoral Castle in Scotland. See Scotland puns for more.)
This castle should be on South Park, because they Kilkenney. (Kilkenney Castle in Ireland)
It would be a Sintra to skip a visit to this palace. (Sintra Palace in Portugal)
Buda, Buda, Buda, Buda, rockin’ everywhere. (Buda Castle in Hungary)
After this trip, I’m Pembroke. (Pembroke Castle in Wales)
You better have a good time, or Eltz. (Eltz Castle in Germany)
No big Cardiff. (Cardiff Castle in Wales)
Make love, not Warwick. (Warwick Castle in England)
In Louvre with the architecture. (Louvre Palace in France. See Paris puns and France puns for more).
A Kew good men. (Kew Palace in England. See London puns for more).
It would be a Pitti. (Pitti Palace in Italy. See Italy puns for more).
Osaka it to me. (Osaka Castle in Japan)
Quite the Zwinger. (Zwinger Palace in Germany. See Germany puns for more).
I Peleș this opportunity to see this place in person. (Peleș Castle in Romania)
I put my Bled, sweat, and tears into planning the perfect vacation. (Bled Castle in Slovenia)
Tsaravets are off. (Tsaravets Fortress in Bulgaria)
Summer unimpressed, but I don’t know how they could be. (Summer Palace in China)
Rosenborg and Guildenstern are dead. (Rosenborg Palace in Denmark)
I love to Bran-dish my sword. (Bran Castle in Romania).
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Pretty sure Pembroke Castle is not in England…
Thanks for the catch. I’ll fix it now!